Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to MONSTERLAND FORUMS! We are a casual and friendly online community of movie fans who like to talk about giant monsters, horror and sci-fi in cinema, on television and on Blu Ray/DVD. There are forums for sports, casual chat and video games as well. For those of you who like making art, writing stories and creating videos, our community includes a forum for these submissions as well. Check out our main index page and other board forums! Anyone is welcome to join our community!

MONSTERLAND FORUMS was created on January 29, 2006 for the purpose of giving fans of giant monster films and other sci-fi/horror movies a friendly online meeting place to discuss all of their favorite films and other things of interest like video gaming and sports.

MONSTERLAND FORUMS has 298 members and over 168,000 posts. This online community is Zetaboards' fourth most active online community in the "Movies" category(among over 300 message boards).

Fall is here!

Our online community isn't the largest on the web but I think it's the best group with which to discuss all the movies we love to watch and also talk about other shared interests! For those of you checking out this message board for the first time give our forums a look: I think you'll like what you see!

GODZILLA(2014), produced by Legendary Pictures and directed by Gareth Edwards, has generated over $500 million in worldwide box office receipts and will release to Blu Ray/DVD on September 26th(2014)!


-Lee "Packmule" Merritt
site founder






Username:   Password:
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 21
The official SPAM, gripe and off topic thread 2.0; Post your personal gibberish here but no porn and no flaming
Topic Started: Mar 27 2011, 11:55 AM (1,666 Views)
blackdeath0001
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
Have you ever had a rhetorical question that you wanted to post, but weren't quite sure where to post it? how about here?

things like:

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
or
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Some rhetorical questions of my own for you, Blackdeath:

1. Statistically speaking, do the majority of cats who are served dog food, canned or dry, actually consume the food? Or walk away from it?

2. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

3. Why is there a Texas state law still on the books that states that lions are prohibited from attending the theater?

4. When a Sasquatch comes upon human footprints in the woods does he think to himself, "There goes littlefoot again."?

5. Did Wily Coyote ever actually catch The Roadrunner in any of their cartoon episodes?

6. Do all dogs really go to heaven?

7. Does Scooby Doo prefer Big Macs or Wendys' double stackers?

More questions to follow. winky



Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
blackdeath0001
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
1. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

2. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

3. Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

4. If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

5. Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

6. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Jack da King
Member Avatar
Community Hall Of Famer
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
blackdeath0001
Mar 30 2011, 02:10 AM
1. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

2. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

3. Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

4. If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

5. Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

6. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
very funny
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
1. If a person were able to successfully put a breakfast cereal company out of business could they technically be classified as a "cereal killer"?

2. Why do dogs sniff each others' behinds?

3. Where did the term "shitting bricks" come from?

4. Does size really matter?

5. Do seahorses dream?

6. Could brine shrimp, accustomed to salt water from the world's oceans and brackish water from estuaries connected to these oceans actually survive in a fresh water lake or river?




Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
blackdeath0001
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
1. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

2. You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

3. Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

4. Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

5. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

6. Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

7. I wonder who it was that first thought, "hey, you see that chicken over there? I'm going to sit right here and eat the first thing that comes out o its butt"
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Is the phrase "the buck stops here" ever used by deer hunters?

Is the phrase "hog wild" ever used by hunters on sanctioned boar hunts?

Is the phrase "bringing home the bacon" ever used by those who have purchased bacon and, on their way home, inform someone at their home by cell phone that they are coming home with bacon?

groink!



Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
blackdeath0001
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

How can you hear yourself think?

If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?

If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Would a chicken that is considerably smaller than your average sized chicken be referred to as "Chicken Little"?

Could a career shoe salesman be referred to as a "sole man"?




Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
blackdeath0001
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can you slam a revolving door?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Could people who mash grapes for a living in a vineyard be accused, literally, of giving out a little whine?

If a glass is filled halfway with water is it half full or half empty?




Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
blackdeath0001
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

i think gojiramatthew will dislike this next one...
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Real McCoy
Member Avatar
The Danger Ranger
[ *  *  * ]
Someone once proposed this question to me, and I was lost in deep thought:
Why do they put brail on drive-up ATMs?

Seriously? That's like spitting in the face of every blind person in America.

An oldie but a goodie: Why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways?

Maybe not rhetorical, but something I've wondered:
Why don't they sell foot long hot dogs/buns at the grocery stores?
The Real McBadAss
Posted Image
Help get Zone Fighter on DVD! Send your letters now!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
UltramanSmythe
Member Avatar
Tokusatsu expert
[ * ]
Why is 7-Eleven open 24 hours?
Why is a building called that when it's finished? Shouldn't it be called a built?
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Shawn
Member Avatar
Where the hell is the meerkat!?
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Does anybody have any? Thought of getting one? Talk about tattoos.

Topic starter:

Ive always wanted a tattoo but never known what I wanted. I have an obsession for owls. I have boxes of statues and stuff for my room. Would this look good as a tattoo?

Posted Image
Posted Image

Click Meh!


Click Meh! (2)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Akherousia
Member Avatar
Community member
[ * ]
I think that would make a pretty cool tattoo, particularly with the personal value it has on you.

I've considered a tattoo myself, it's been something I've been against for the most part because the permanency is a bit off-putting but lately I've been entertaining the thought more and more..

Essentially, the idea I've been thinking of for the longest time was a guitar with a snake coiled around it since it incorporates my two biggest passions, music (and particularly my identity as a guitarist) and my deeply-rooted love and fascination for reptiles. The only thing holding me back was the uncertainty as to what kind of guitar I'd get, silly as it is I've been afraid I'd regret the model I base it off of more than the tattoo itself; but I think now I've decided that if I were to do it, I would make the guitar the one I'm currently using as my main for a couple reasons. Mostly because I plan on continuing to use it in the long term, and it's also the guitar of choice (or was) of my biggest influence on the instrument, so I guess that choice personally applies in two ways rather than just one. It's also a very classy yet aggressive looking axe and would fit the vibe rather well.

As for the snake.. I was thinking a Black Mamba, a Green Mamba, or maybe a Scarlet Kingsnake.

I won't be able to afford a tattoo any time soon, though; so they're just thoughts right now. I'll consider a mock-up when such an investment is more likely and probable. loco2
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
gvamp
Community advanced member
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
I don't have any but I have entertained the idea of getting one on several occasions.

Back in 2003 my friends and I almost got tats and I was going to get Godzilla in Japanese tattoed if I got one.

Right now I'm not quite sure what to get, I've consider getting my cousin who past away four years ago tattoed on me somewhere because we were really close. I've also considered tribal art.
Click this for me: http://rewardgalaxy.com/?ref=637260
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
gvamp
Jun 28 2012, 11:40 PM
I don't have any but I have entertained the idea of getting one on several occasions
Tom, how about getting a tattoo with the inscription "Teh Gamer"? tongue-1

I have mulled getting a tattoo on several occasions. If I ever get one it will be a Godzilla tattoo. Godzy



Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
gvamp
Community advanced member
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
packmule
Jun 29 2012, 05:49 AM
gvamp
Jun 28 2012, 11:40 PM
I don't have any but I have entertained the idea of getting one on several occasions
Tom, how about getting a tattoo with the inscription "Teh Gamer"? tongue-1

I have mulled getting a tattoo on several occasions. If I ever get one it will be a Godzilla tattoo. Godzy
Nah because that would be incorrect my gaming has SLOWED way down I haven't really felt like playing any video games for awhile now. Going to try and play some tonight.
Click this for me: http://rewardgalaxy.com/?ref=637260
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Shawn
Member Avatar
Where the hell is the meerkat!?
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
gvamp
Jun 29 2012, 02:19 PM
Nah because that would be incorrect my gaming has SLOWED way down I haven't really felt like playing any video games for awhile now. Going to try and play some tonight.
Ive been the same way ... I have like 9 games (3 - 3DS, 1 - PSV, 5 -PS3) That I have yet to beat ....


Posted Image

Click Meh!


Click Meh! (2)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Xstinct
Member Avatar
Me,Myself and my other 5 personalities ..
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
I don't want to bump this topic but I got 3 of them.my latest one:


http://z5.ifrm.com/30066/110/0/f5118146/S__98C91.jpg

Posted Image

Earn easy money online,I earn around $600 each month!!
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
.Xstinct
Sep 27 2012, 09:19 AM
I don't want to bump this topic but I got 3 of them.my latest one:


http://z5.ifrm.com/30066/110/0/f5118146/S__98C91.jpg
Uh, two questions:

1. what is the creature in the tattoo?

2. is that white dog besides you your pet?

heyo



Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Xstinct
Member Avatar
Me,Myself and my other 5 personalities ..
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
1.It's Japanese art a Koi carp.

2.Actually it's my girl friends dog a Swiss shepherd.

Posted Image

Earn easy money online,I earn around $600 each month!!
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
dph
Member Avatar
Community Hall Of Famer
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
After over 52 hours, it has FINALLY stopped raining, but not after flooding almost all of South Louisiana. I've lived in this area for all my life, and I saw areas underwater today that have never flooded in my life. Fortunately my house is on blocks, but there were many people I know whose homes are flooded.

http://www.klfy.com/story/20555306/acadian-soaked

Estimated rainfall. Tomorrow, the sun will come out, then it's another four days of rain. I live in Ville Platte, but work in Opelousas and Carencro.
Posted Image

Some pictures borrowed from KATC 3's facebook feed.
About 1 mile from my house
Posted Image

Here was the road I travel everyday to work, what it looked like this morning.
Posted Image
Edited by dph, Jan 10 2013, 08:37 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
That's a lot of water. loco2




Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Real McCoy
Member Avatar
The Danger Ranger
[ *  *  * ]
You know, sometimes I find it ironic that here in the south (this year and last year anyway) the rain schedule is so goofed up; we go for a month without rain; enough time to let the grass almost die, and then when it does rain, it either rains like an eighth of an inch, or it floods. Total BS sometimes.
The Real McBadAss
Posted Image
Help get Zone Fighter on DVD! Send your letters now!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
dph
Member Avatar
Community Hall Of Famer
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Ok, this is pretty funny here. Today was our first rain free day since Tuesday. Apparently some heavy cloud cover rolled in after sunset. I was waiting in town at a restaurant for my food and there were a lot of people there. Suddenly it starts pouring down rain, and I turn and see a priceless look of shear horror on everyone's face! Gotta laugh during a time like this.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
packmule
Member Avatar
Ready for Freddy
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Looks like we're going to get some on and off light to moderate rain here in the ATL. It'll be miserable for me because it won't be enough rain to keep me rained out from work but it will be enough to leave me soaking wet and covered in mud spatter every day. loco2



Posted Image
Packmule's Pen
Freddy Vs Jason(2003) - trailer




Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
gvamp
Community advanced member
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Michigan's weather has been incredibl weird the past week; near the end of last week (this past Friday and Saturday) it was raining which is odd for this time of year then today (Sunday) it cooled down and while I was at work we got Freezing Rain; for those that don't know freezing rain is an odd thing it starts off as rain but as soon as it hits somethig it turns to ice.

That quickly turned into snow so now we're at normal temperatures and supposedly we're supposed to get more snow with in a few days.
Click this for me: http://rewardgalaxy.com/?ref=637260
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
dph
Member Avatar
Community Hall Of Famer
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Saturday the winds were very strong from the south, so the bayous and rivers started backflowing. That means that all the water that had already drained came back up river and flooded some towns for a second time. Luckily it didn't do that near my town.

Also the Ville Platte exit on Interstate 49 was still under water (all except the roadways) Saturday. Two trucks stops and the new tourist info center were flooded. Just up the road in a little hilly town known as Washington, the water settled in a little valley and was up to the rooftops in some places.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Free Forums with no limits on posts or members.
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Casual chat · Next Topic »
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 21

Packmule's Pen



Theme Godzillica Created by .Xynic. exclusively for Monsterland Forums
Copyright 2011 All Rights Reserved