| What's the Mystery Object?; Hosted by Molybdenum | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 19 2014, 03:09 AM (454 Views) | |
| Seven Deaths | Dec 19 2014, 03:09 AM Post #1 |
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You find yourself in a dirty old shop. Shelves upon shelves line the walls loaded down with items caked in an inch of dust. Some of them look quite mundane while others have a sort of...aura about them, drawing you in. Through considerable effort, you shake off those feelings and power forward to where a small crowd has gathered. At the center of that crowd is Albion's own Mad Scientist(though we prefer the term Alchemist), Molybdenum Calidan. He stands resplendent in a white lab coat behind an item under brown handkerchief. "Ladies, Gentleman and Animals of the NS Multiverse. Thank you for entering the Arcanium today. I have a special treat for you. Underneath this cloth is an artifact, one of many that has come into my possession. Your job today is to discern it's use through experimentation. There is but one rule, do not destroy it. So, are you up to the task?" (As it says, you can post something below you'd like to do to the object and Moly shall post how that object reacts. Through yours and others experimentation, you must figure out what it does. Moly will be around in a bit to start us off. Until then, get excited people!) |
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| molybdenum | Dec 21 2014, 04:40 PM Post #41 |
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You take several tiny bullets to the shoulder, legs and arms, but you manage to wrestle the scrollcase from the devious rodents for just long enough to seal their demise in ink. Exterminators from all around are now out of a job. |
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| Lamoni | Dec 22 2014, 04:05 AM Post #42 |
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After getting those tiny bullet holes looked at by competent medical professionals, Lamoni opens the scroll case, and writes "and the room became full of adorable kittens" on the parchment before closing the scroll case again. |
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| Sekkanar | Dec 22 2014, 07:59 PM Post #43 |
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I snatch the scroll before Lamoni fully closes the case, and below their writing scribe. "Sekkanar is a spider. Sekkanar is not a spider." Then I allow Lamoni to close the case. |
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| molybdenum | Dec 22 2014, 08:21 PM Post #44 |
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The room filled with adorable kittens, forcing everyone to evacute for fear of asphyxiation. The scroll is now buried underneath ten feet of kittens, all meowing and mewling for attention. Sekkanar is crawling around on all fours, pretending to be a spider. To inquiries as to his wellbeing, he responds with clicking noises and vague gestures. |
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| Lamoni | Dec 23 2014, 01:12 AM Post #45 |
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*THAT* was SOOOOO worth it! *big grin* |
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| molybdenum | Dec 23 2014, 10:00 PM Post #46 |
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Alrighty, experimenting is now done and over with. Your job now is to use your vast, uh, "experience" and "intellect" and precisely identify the object! What can it do, what's it made for, who made it? Points for creativity, accuracy and absurdness! |
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| mokastana | Dec 24 2014, 02:21 PM Post #47 |
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Mokastana appears from under a pile of kittens holding the scroll case close to his chest. Covered in tiny claw marks and small furry creatures clutching his clothes, he begins: "I am Mokastana! God of the kittens! And this scroll is our first Holy Relic!" Mokastana stuffs parchment with those very words into the scroll, caps and buries it back into the kitten room. "All will bow before or cuteness!" |
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| molybdenum | Dec 26 2014, 12:25 PM Post #48 |
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Out of nowhere, a bunch of acolytes in plain white robes (with kitten embroidery) appear and prostrate themselves before you, praising you as their deity. |
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