Recently, we had a bit of a Carol Writing Contest. I'd like to share the entries with you to get in the holidat spirit. I hope you enjoy them as much as everyone in Albion did.
Untitled Festive is the air tonight Town Square's lit so bright Trees hung with colorful light To the death, everyone shall fight!
President Snow's celebrating Christmas And he's not very nice So he's called in Hunger Games Special holiday edition!
Snowmen running around with uzis Trees hung with candles and grenades The children run around in terror As Santa fires his rpg!
A child runs into an enemy And proceeds to stab him in the eye Because that's what you do When you're in the arena Christmas or not, You kill or you die.
Written by Molybdenum
Post it All, an Albion Parody of Let it Go The screens glow white in my room tonight Not a real life to be seen A group Skype call in progress, And it looks like I'm the host.
The board is barren and the post counts pretty low Gotta keep it up, heaven knows I tried!
Don't let them die, don't let them sink Be the good troll you always have to be Spam, don't think, don't let them down Well now they're not!
Post it all, post it all Can't just sit back anymore Post it all, post it all Sit down and spam the boards!
I don't care What I'm going to post Let the spam rage on No sleep never bothered me anyway.
It's funny how some posters Make everything seem dull And the posters that once controlled me Don't post in here at all!
It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and post through No right, no wrong, no rules for me, I'm free!
Post it all, post it all I am one with the spam I post Post it all, post it all You'll never see me boast!
Here I spam And here I'll post Let the spam rage on!
My post counts rises from the bottom to the top My name is high on the top posters list, I'm not a flop And one thought dawns as the sun brightens the sky I'm never sleeping, I work in an hour.
Post it all, post it all I've nothing else left to do Post it all, post it all The night is surely gone!
Here I sit In the light of day Thinking of calling off, Being poor never bothered me anyway.
Written by Seven Deaths
This last one was recently featured as our Recruitment Telegram. 
Jingle Bells Parody Recruitment TG Browsing through the boards, On my cell today. Through the spam we go, Posting all the way. Ha ha ha Puns from Fuzzy ring, Making us all hide, What fun it is to spam all things, In a Posting spree tonight!
Al-bi-on, Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Today Come and see, our world with me And RP til our last day, hey!
With military might, Warrior Imperial glee, Together we will fight, Bringing victory! Mwahaha Serving with great pride, Our flags raised oh so high, Albion’s conquests we will bring While raiding through the night!
Oh, Al-bi-on al-bi-on Albion today Fairies fly A fox says hi While goblins nap in hay -- Hey! Al-bi-on, Al-bi-on Shifters prance the streets Just one day and here you'll stay With the Bowerstone Elite!
Fiefdoms you may write To share your tales untold Start a market stall And share with new and old Have a mage-war fight Join a guild or two Or spend some time in our town hall and discuss a thing or few.
Al-bi-on, Al-bi-on Our Monarchy we praise Oh Cere Bear, he is most fair, A drink in his name we raise!
Written by Olivia Calidan, Feniris Saxton, Fleur de Mal and Seven Deaths
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