Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]


Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
Corrupt a Law, the hit TNP-themed forum game; Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the RA
Topic Started: Dec 5 2015, 05:31 PM (292 Views)
Astarial

We've tried that before - you know, with the NPD and the GiE? It didn't turn out so well. Besides, that would violate our Constibillocode in about twenty different ways.

I propose that the RA pass a law banning anybody from logging into the forum on Wednesdays.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Church of Satan
Member Avatar
Factually Inaccurate
I propose that on Mondays, all words & sentences are required to be typed backwards, swal gnitsixe gnidulcni.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Syrixia
Member Avatar
The Undisputed Tsar Giraffe
But then that might confuse people, to the point where no one would care to obey the law and the courts would be clogged.

I propose that TNP and TSP unite into the Commonwealth of the North and South; or CNS.
Edited by Syrixia, Dec 11 2015, 12:20 AM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Church of Satan
Member Avatar
Factually Inaccurate
Before any proposed law goes to vote it must be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Lord Lore
Member Avatar
Former Everything and Anything, and Currently Something
The problem with that is that building an effective multi-regional government is like trying to build a house of cards at the summit of an erupting volcano.

But on the other hand.

I propose that people who's username starts a symbol or number be allowed to post on the first of the month, if it starts with an A then the second, B on the third and that only the 26th-31st is everyone allowed to post.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Small Huts
Member Avatar

That's too confusing.

I propose we require votes within reasonable time frames.
Edited by Small Huts, Dec 12 2015, 04:51 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Syrixia
Member Avatar
The Undisputed Tsar Giraffe
Are our current time frames not reasonable enough? Everyone, please vote on this matter during the voting period between now and the year 7938. :P

I propose that we become a constitutional monarchy and Asta, as Queen of the North Pacific, is crowned Queen; with new delegate elections to follow; and that the Delegate position is renamed to "Prime Minister", as it was in the old days; and the RA be renamed to the Parliament. With the theme and flag change, TNP needs a cool new look.
Edited by Syrixia, Dec 12 2015, 05:53 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Naivetry
Member Avatar

But in that case, the look should in fact be new - so we can't use "Prime Minister". We would need to create never-before-used titles for all government officials and offices in order to properly usher in this new golden age in TNP history.

...I propose that we create never-before-used titles for all government officials and offices in order to properly usher in this new golden age in TNP history. :P
Edited by Naivetry, Dec 12 2015, 10:22 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Astarial

But are there truly any never before used titles in all of NS? We might be forced to use the KKK's to avoid any duplication, and while I'm forever grumpy that such awful people get such cool sounding titles, I don't really want TNP to imitate them! D:

I propose that the RA require the forum to be reskinned once a month, for variety's sake.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Syrixia
Member Avatar
The Undisputed Tsar Giraffe
That's a bit too crazy. :P

I propose that instead of Prime Minister, then, we use the title Premier; or possibly President.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Astarial

Ah, but in The North Pacific our lack of titles bespeaks a fundamental equality between all nations, despite their transient authority and powers. To adopt fancy titles would undermine our egalitarian nature!

I propose that the RA pass a law allowing the forum admins to select avatars for forum accounts who don't have one.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Syrixia
Member Avatar
The Undisputed Tsar Giraffe
XD. Come on. That clearly undermines the right of choice.

I propose that TNP employs NS economic simulators and creates the TNP Stock Exchange.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · The North Pacific · Next Topic »
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2

Misty Woods created by Helena & Cory of ZNR; modified by the NSWF team.