Ask Pauline Bonaparte Anything

Ask Pauline Bonaparte Anything; The most revolutionary AMA this side of the Storming of the Bastille.
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The Grim Reaper	Dec 5 2015, 06:33 PM Post #1
Posts: 9 Group: Admins Member #11 Joined: Dec 4, 2015	What can we say about Pauline Bonaparte? Not much, I quit high school French as soon as I could, and half my friends studied the French Revolution so I tuned out as soon as they started talking about the "Estates General" and "Did you know where the terms Left and Right wing came from?" and "Quebecoise Independence". But Pauline Bonaparte knows that stuff inside and out! The North Pacific's own French woman, with a petitcoat and a temper to match, she's more saucy than a Michellin-starred restaurant. And she's here to listen to all of your complaints, praises, and slightly apathetic interrogation! Just...don't tell her that we ran out of bread and had to buy cake. Something about a Myrorie Antoinette, I think.
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Joshua Ravenclaw	Dec 5 2015, 08:33 PM Post #2
Feederite Diplomat, Lecturer and Founder of Alexandria Posts: 82 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Dec 5, 2015	Ahem, Pauline darling, what do you have to say about the price of gold going beyond reasonable levels?



Syrixia	Dec 6 2015, 12:11 AM Post #3
The Undisputed Tsar Giraffe Posts: 130 Group: Members Member #20 Joined: Dec 5, 2015	Pauline, my lady, how would you feel if I sent my camelopardalian armies to ruin and destroy everything you know, killing your men, and enslaving the women and children? You don't have a choice; Queens are below Tsars; but I felt it only chivalrous and polite to inform you of your impending doom and request your thoughts on the matter.



McMasterdonia	Dec 7 2015, 06:01 AM Post #4
Posts: 195 Group: Admins Member #3 Joined: Nov 1, 2015	Pauline! Do you still talk to Rifty? what about the Kumquat Fairy?
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Lamoni	Dec 7 2015, 07:18 AM Post #5
RP Mentor, 2IC, WA Delegate, and Chief Diplomat, Greater Dienstad Posts: 674 Group: Admins Member #9 Joined: Nov 23, 2015	Did you ever run out of CAEK, and have to buy bread, instead?



Rom	Dec 7 2015, 07:37 AM Post #6
Posts: 83 Group: Members Member #70 Joined: Dec 7, 2015	Is French Toast really french?
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Pauline Bonaparte	Dec 8 2015, 03:53 AM Post #7
Posts: 12 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: Dec 5, 2015	Joshua Ravenclaw Dec 5 2015, 08:33 PM Ahem, Pauline darling, what do you have to say about the price of gold going beyond reasonable levels? No matter how high the price of gold goes I will never sell my priceless artifacts and jewelry gifted to me by my numerous suitors around NationStates. Even if I was to consider such a course of action, my golden kumquat, gold-plated replica Ringwraith armor gifted to me by the Black Riders, and turtle candle edged in gold leaf would be particularly off-limits. I would be willing to part with my gold-framed selfie of Rifty, if the price is right. Syrixia Dec 6 2015, 12:11 AM Pauline, my lady, how would you feel if I sent my camelopardalian armies to ruin and destroy everything you know, killing your men, and enslaving the women and children? You don't have a choice; Queens are below Tsars; but I felt it only chivalrous and polite to inform you of your impending doom and request your thoughts on the matter. I ask God to bless and keep the Tsar - far away from me. McMasterdonia Dec 7 2015, 06:01 AM Pauline! Do you still talk to Rifty? what about the Kumquat Fairy? I would keep talking to Rifty, but his nation is deleted so much I can never keep track of who I should be telegramming. The Kumquat Fairy is like my Potemkin - intelligent, kind, a ruthless warrior, and endowed with a sizeable stamen. Lamoni Dec 7 2015, 07:18 AM Did you ever run out of CAEK, and have to buy bread, instead? Once, when supplies ran low during my reign over Warzone Sandbox. I made the best of the situation though; I used all the extra milk I had set aside for cake in my daily milk bath instead. Rom Dec 7 2015, 07:37 AM Is French Toast really french? French toast is as French as the entire Bonaparte family.
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Khronion	Dec 8 2015, 05:22 AM Post #8
Posts: 23 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: Dec 6, 2015	Will we ever see you in the Warzones again?
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Syrixia	Dec 8 2015, 11:46 AM Post #9
The Undisputed Tsar Giraffe Posts: 130 Group: Members Member #20 Joined: Dec 5, 2015	Pauline Bonaparte Dec 8 2015, 03:53 AM I ask God to bless and keep the Tsar - far away from me. Haha! What a funny person! GUARDS! Give her a gulag!



McMasterdonia	Dec 8 2015, 05:19 PM Post #10
Posts: 195 Group: Admins Member #3 Joined: Nov 1, 2015	The Tsar spam is getting a little old Syrixia. Pauline, what do you think is the greatest issue facing NationStates? What about the SillyString/Pauline administration?
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Pauline Bonaparte	Dec 9 2015, 03:42 AM Post #11
Posts: 12 Group: Members Member #35 Joined: Dec 5, 2015	Khronion Dec 8 2015, 05:22 AM Will we ever see you in the Warzones again? I am the eternal Queen of Warzone Sandbox, sleeping beneath the mountain waiting to rise again and claim my throne, my palace, and the loyalties of both of my subjects. McMasterdonia Dec 8 2015, 05:19 PM Pauline, what do you think is the greatest issue facing NationStates? What about the SillyString/Pauline administration? The greatest issue facing NationStates is the humanitarian crisis in St Abbaddon. People are fleeing the terrible destruction wrought by DEN by the pair, and yet people like Durk Trump continue to sow hatred and say that we should scan all Abbaddonese refugees and even close our borders to them. This sort of extremism cannot stand. In TNP in particular, the shortage of milk is most concerning. At times, I can barely afford to fill my tub three times daily. Once, I even had to take only one milk bath. My skin will surely wrinkle, dry, and flake at this rate.
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Felis	Dec 9 2015, 04:33 AM Post #12
Alexandrian Feline Posts: 114 Group: Members Member #83 Joined: Dec 7, 2015	Eiffel Tower or Trifle Tower?



Astarial	Dec 9 2015, 04:01 PM Post #13
Posts: 46 Group: Admins Member #2 Joined: Nov 1, 2015	Where is your favorite place to vacation?
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Naivetry	Dec 10 2015, 07:17 AM Post #14
Posts: 122 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: Dec 6, 2015	What is the best way to lead a region?
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Matilda Love	Dec 13 2015, 09:44 PM Post #15
Posts: 79 Group: Members Member #51 Joined: Dec 6, 2015	I have a terrible and personal problem blushes with lipshtick, I feel all the time like the straight guy in a Marx bros movie. What should I do?
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