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| Flanderlion | Dec 9 2015, 03:35 PM Post #1 |
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We've recently restarted the People's Puppet (the actual nation now has some terrible name): Here's a sample - I've edited a few bits. The Global Calamity: The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year. The Logical Discussion - rudely interrupted by a group of strangers who have not yet been 'relocated' by the Flanderlionian Crop Dusting Division. "These are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Matilda Thiesen. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend "NO MORE BOMBS," chant the misguided traitors in a square somewhere in Flanderlion, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Jamil Steele, whining through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, " Shortly afterwards - the Flanderlionian Crop Dusting Division Division arrives, bathing the square in a turquoise gas - obscuring the protesters. Flanderlion obviously would increase its military - we aren't exactly a Civil Rights Love Fest Paradise. Any other nation address this differently? |
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