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Funniest life story; Something funny that youve experienced
Tweet Topic Started: Jul 13 2008, 07:35 PM (503 Views)
JakeHeatfist	Jul 13 2008, 07:35 PM Post #1
the sugar king Posts: 902 Group: Members Member #169 Joined: April 23, 2008	Do you have a life story that is funny? Post it here.



JakeHeatfist	Jul 13 2008, 07:45 PM Post #2
the sugar king Posts: 902 Group: Members Member #169 Joined: April 23, 2008	I used to have this brown, dashound while I was on a farm. In the fall this one year, I was outside playing when I noticed three bunnys outside the backyard fence, I used to like to scare things, so I opened the gate, and kicked it, the three bunnies took off, but then all at once, this brown blur zinged past me. I forgot that my dog was outside with me. He chased this one bunny under our bull, and then through the cattle, Im chasing after him shouting his name but to no avail. He finally quits chasing the bunny when he came across a flock of birds and started barking and chasing them. By the time I caught him, I was dead tired and three miles away from the house. :lol:



Dark-chan	Jul 13 2008, 07:51 PM Post #3
The Forum Klutz's Little Sis Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: March 18, 2008	wow...Mine was about two years ago at Six Flags..It was around October, so they had those weird people walking around, and my friend, my mom and I were waiting to get on a ride...I got bored, so I started reading those pointless rule things that no one reads anyway..and I noticed my friend laughing, so I turned around, and one of those people dressed up like a zombie was staring at me. I screamed...then he walked away looking somewhat satisfied..
	Doodle:P [img]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/LightningAngel1996/ARMSTR


CanadianWondah	Jul 13 2008, 08:01 PM Post #4
An Original Member Posts: 1,117 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: January 12, 2008	Hmmm......... One time I went to The Museums in Raliegh North Carolina. It was a school field trip. I live in Asheville North Carolina so like 3 hour drive. So we get there and we go to the History Museum. We go inside and guess what, we all head STRAIGHT to sports history and spend our time limit there. Then its on to science. We went top to bottom. Dinosaurs to rockls. Fish to Birds. We came out and behind a bush next to the bus, I find a bell. I try to move it, welded in place. Its about as big as the Liberty bell. So I reach under it and Pick up the ball thing that hits the bell for noise. Mistake one. I throw it into the side. Mistake two. I'm sitting there, half deaf, a splitting headache. and my dumbass friend walks right up to me, sees the bell, and rings it again. We get on the bus like nothing happened. The second part of that day was also funny. We went for dinner/lunch. At fast food resturaunts. Five in a row. Free reign to where we want to go. So about 1/4th of us have finished eating and the bus driver is gone with the bus locked. Two kids decide to throw quarters at each other. One of them miss and the quarter hits a passing car coming outta the parking light, cracking the window. Uh-Oh. So they call the police. So we are on the bus and the cuprits are called. You can hear the teacher, my favorite, Screaming profanities at the top of his lungs. At them. So all of us on the bus are laughing our asses off thinking 'thank god its not me'. The students get on, about to cry. The teacher gets on, a grin on his face. We go home like nothing happened that day, It was fun. And funny in my opinion.
	I can Haz Cookie Naow? No Cookies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? DIIIIEEEEEEEE!


BoJoLo	Jul 13 2008, 08:42 PM Post #5
ureshii, akiaki suru...(watashi wa tochimasu desu) Posts: 4,478 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: January 11, 2008	this is more of a game so Im moving it to the game section



JakeHeatfist	Jul 13 2008, 08:45 PM Post #6
the sugar king Posts: 902 Group: Members Member #169 Joined: April 23, 2008	BoJoLo Jul 13 2008, 08:42 PM this is more of a game so Im moving it to the game section Sorry, my bad



CanadianWondah	Jul 14 2008, 08:12 AM Post #7
An Original Member Posts: 1,117 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: January 12, 2008	How the hell is this a game!?!?
	I can Haz Cookie Naow? No Cookies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? DIIIIEEEEEEEE!


BoJoLo	Jul 14 2008, 09:28 AM Post #8
ureshii, akiaki suru...(watashi wa tochimasu desu) Posts: 4,478 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: January 11, 2008	it just seems like a game you would play around a camp fire to me.



CanadianWondah	Jul 14 2008, 01:44 PM Post #9
An Original Member Posts: 1,117 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: January 12, 2008	meh.......... W/E....... Okay...... Lets see, another story...... Ahhh. One time I was lounging in my house. In my underwear of course. A man can go pantless in his own house. So my mom returns from work and announces the weekly trip for groceries. I head out to the car. In my shirt and boxers, I HAD FORGOT PANTS! I didnt realize till we were in the store. Apparently they looked like pants, but not to me. I scream and dive to the bottom part of the cart. There I sit till the cart is filled, and brought to the car. Damn that was embarrasing.
	I can Haz Cookie Naow? No Cookies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? DIIIIEEEEEEEE!


Dark-chan	Jul 14 2008, 06:02 PM Post #10
The Forum Klutz's Little Sis Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: March 18, 2008	Now THAT'S embarrassing...Ok, another life story..not really, it's one of my blonde moments(no offense to blonde people). I was at a football game with my youth group, and it was at half time, I asked my friend, "Is this intermission?" "Intermission? laughs This is a football game! It's halftime!"
	Doodle:P [img]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/LightningAngel1996/ARMSTR


JakeHeatfist	Jul 14 2008, 08:31 PM Post #11
the sugar king Posts: 902 Group: Members Member #169 Joined: April 23, 2008	Well, this one comes from going to a wedding. My dad, loves a good party and will drink ALOT. This last wedding, at the wedding party, my dad was slamming em down, every time you turned your back and looked again he would have a new beer in his hand everytime practically. I was watching him counting the beers. The man had over twelve cans of beer. My dad also has this unique ability of somehow not getting drunk no matter how many beers he has, but my dad is usually serious. But when he had more than ten beers, he was laughing more than a clown at a circus. At the end of the wedding party, one of the groomsmen was smart and brought a breathilizer, my dad took the breath test, if I remember correctly, it said 9.5, the guy looks at him and says "dude, your really f***ed up man"



CanadianWondah	Jul 15 2008, 07:42 AM Post #12
An Original Member Posts: 1,117 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: January 12, 2008	O'rly? My dad isnt very Alcohal friendly. He had bout 5 beers. Got drunk, called over his friend. He drove all of our cars onto the lawn and cut down a tree right into the place we pull out of our driveway. Hew goes inside and goes to sleep, his friend leaves on his motercycle. Next morning myself and my mom have tuh cut off enough branches for my dad's van to drive through, since he left THAT CAR in the driveway. We went to check on the other two vehicles. Both had windows down and keys in thier ignitions. Boy did we get on his case............ pretty resent story, bout 6 days ago
	I can Haz Cookie Naow? No Cookies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? DIIIIEEEEEEEE!


Dark-chan	Jul 15 2008, 09:53 AM Post #13
The Forum Klutz's Little Sis Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: March 18, 2008	(Ha! My parents don't drink) Well, this morning, I was eating breakfast (which consists of 2 toasted english muffins with blueberry jam on them) and the kid I'm babysitting (he's 20 months and LOVES food) looks at me, then looks at my breakfast and starts talking in baby talk and sits up in a chair and starts reaching for my food! I eat it (he's trying to get it) really fast. Once I was done, he gives my this shocked look like: You didn't give me any?GASP. I put my plate in the sink, he gets out of his chair, runs to the sink trying to reach for my plate (he's screaming the whole time..)! I finally give and make him half of a non-toasted english muffin with blueberry jam...if you haven't already figured it out, jam is VERY messy and, given to a toddler, EXTREMELY messy!
	Doodle:P [img]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/LightningAngel1996/ARMSTR


JakeHeatfist	Jul 15 2008, 01:46 PM Post #14
the sugar king Posts: 902 Group: Members Member #169 Joined: April 23, 2008	This one comes from when I used to live on a farm. When I was 6, we were remodeling the house and puting in a basement, one of my cats, named stripey, likes to jump on people. Well, one of the construction workers was working beneath the house in a space where there was a hole to the outside of the house where stripey happened to be. Well, another construction worker told him to becareful of stripey, but he ignored the warning. Ten minutes later, everyone hears a shout of someone in pain. We all head to the source and find that Stripey had jumped and clinged himself on the construction worker's face and the construction worker was squirming for dear life trying to get him off as painless as possible.



Dark-chan	Jun 17 2009, 08:17 PM Post #15
The Forum Klutz's Little Sis Posts: 1,028 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: March 18, 2008	Ok, on Mission Trip, the guys made up this saying "I'm will deck you!" which basically meant "I'm gonna punch you, very, very softly in the face". Well, my friend was teaching me how to deck someone, and I accidentally punched too hard and pretty much socked him in the face. The next day, one of the guys decked me. I went up to him when his head was faced in the opposite direction and was going to deck him back, but he turned around and I punched him in the nose..Now, I've been banned from decking people, and they're scared of me!
	Doodle:P [img]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb159/LightningAngel1996/ARMSTR


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