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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 7 2016, 02:24 AM (141 Views)
HIRH Ronald Tudor
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The Prince Imperial
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1st poster: I want lot's of friends.

2nd poster: Granted, but your parents are paying them to hang out with you.

You will then ask a question yourself.


I'll start:

I want a bubblegum that will never loose flavour.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Granted, but it never have a flavour in the first place.

I want to eat endlessly without jeopardizing my health.
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HIRH Ronald Tudor
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The Prince Imperial
Granted, you will be able to eat an endless supply of raw porc belly without jeopardizing your health.

I want to be super handsome.
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Vaclav Vinograd
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Granted but you are super dumb.

I wish I could have dinner with Jesus.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Great Khan, Professor, Columnist, General Secretary of the Green Party
Granted, but you are sitting in an outdoor cafe adjacent to the crucifixion.

I want rule the world.
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HIRH Ronald Tudor
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The Prince Imperial
Granted but you are the last human on Earth.

I want to be a Hippy.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you are the prince of a conservative country.

I want to travel all over the world.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Granted, but there is no such thing as planes or boats

I want to get perfect grades with no effort.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you need to study hard to pass with the lowest grades because you are really dumb.

I want to meet a famous person.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Granted, but you only meet famous serial killers

I want to live forever.
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