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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 7 2016, 02:24 AM (144 Views)
HIRH Ronald Tudor
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1st poster: I want lot's of friends.

2nd poster: Granted, but your parents are paying them to hang out with you.

You will then ask a question yourself.


I'll start:

I want a bubblegum that will never loose flavour.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you will die young.

I want to get fit without doing sport.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Great Khan, Professor, Columnist, General Secretary of the Green Party
Granted, but you lose your fitness whenever you want to do any physical activity

You aren't supposed to fundamentally change the wish

I want to be able to do a 2 minute mile.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you can't reach a mile any in an hour.

I want to have a better mobile phone.
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The Rt. Hon. Lord Lucas of Texas
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Granted, but it's a Samsung Galaxy S7, and oh dear, is that smoke?

I want to be able to fly.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, you are flying, but is this the sky or the land? Yes, it is the hard land.

I want peace in the World.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Granted, but it is on an uninhabited world.

I want to be the President.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you are in a dictatorship and voting is prohibited.
I want to "Stay alive, hahahaha, stay alive, stay alive"
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The Rt. Hon. Lord Lucas of Texas
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Granted, but that song is the only music that exists in your life.

I want to be twice as rich as Bill Gates.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but your bussinesses cracked down.

I want to love forever.
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Aneurin Attlee
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Great Khan, Professor, Columnist, General Secretary of the Green Party
Granted, but you can only love concrete rubble.

I want to kill with impunity.
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