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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 7 2016, 02:24 AM (142 Views)
HIRH Ronald Tudor
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1st poster: I want lot's of friends.

2nd poster: Granted, but your parents are paying them to hang out with you.

You will then ask a question yourself.


I'll start:

I want a bubblegum that will never loose flavour.
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The Rt. Hon. Lord Lucas of Texas
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Granted, but the first person you kill is yourself.

I want to meet HM Queen Elizabeth II.
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Connor Williams
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Granted, but she can't stand you and has you thrown out within five minutes of arrival.

I wish for ten billion non-counterfeit US dollars.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you only have twenty Uruguayan Pesos printed at home.

I want to be handsome.
Edited by Louis Alexander, Jan 24 2017, 02:28 AM.
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Overscore
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Granted, but nobody can look at your face without turning to stone.

I want to own a tropical island
Edited by Overscore, Jan 24 2017, 07:51 PM.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you own a polar island.

I want to swim with dolphins.
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The Rt. Hon. Lord Lucas of Texas
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Granted, but you're drowning in the process.

I want to never feel hungry again.
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Louis Alexander
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HGM Louis Alexander I Golden-Lyon
Granted, but you'll eat rat's pie for the rest of your life.

I want to have freedom of speech.
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