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| Topic Started: Apr 19 2016, 11:02 AM (321 Views) | |
| Festavo | Apr 19 2016, 11:02 AM Post #1 |
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![]() A few guidelines: This is not a hardcore RP area. It is for more fun and light posts. Have fun. There are a ton of drinks available, a jukebox and even some musical and comedy performances some nights. I prefer to just let the RP develop more as it goes along. Post away! |
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| Ike | Apr 20 2016, 08:22 AM Post #26 |
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Man, I need more than whiskey. Where's the Ouzo? |
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| Yuno | Apr 20 2016, 11:39 AM Post #27 |
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Yuno runs in and hops onto a bar stool spinning around once. A finger held up, she pointed at those fancy glass containers. "Lemme drink something too!" Yuno pauses suddenly and stares at you with wide eyes. "I'd like a strawberry sundae." |
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| Festavo | Apr 20 2016, 05:56 PM Post #28 |
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Festavo makes a strawberry sundae and sets it down in front of Yuno There ya go |
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| Kajan | Apr 20 2016, 06:51 PM Post #29 |
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A post-impressionist artist walked in. He asked for a large glass of absinthe. |
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| Gradea | Apr 20 2016, 06:59 PM Post #30 |
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"Now that's just being silly", says Gradea as he sits and watches the artist. |
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| Ike | Apr 20 2016, 07:22 PM Post #31 |
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A beatnik slides some absinthe to the artist. "Keep rolling, cool cat." |
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| Kajan | Apr 20 2016, 09:53 PM Post #32 |
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The artist downs the absinthe in one go, and proceeds to pull out a vase, an easel, a canvas, and paint. |
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| Ainocra | Apr 21 2016, 05:50 PM Post #33 |
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Alcon Enta finally stops looking at his whiskey and downs it in a single swift motion. "Barkeep, can I get an Alligator Sandwich?" |
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Alcon Enta Fleet Marshal of Ainocra Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of [region]Monkey Island[/region] Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of [region]Osiris[/region] "From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny | |
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| Festavo | Apr 21 2016, 06:30 PM Post #34 |
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Festavo looks at ainocra Nope |
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| Kajan | Apr 21 2016, 06:41 PM Post #35 |
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Barkeep? May I have some watercolour paint, and some more water for this vase? |
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| Gradea | Apr 22 2016, 07:19 AM Post #36 |
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Gradea meanders in. "Can I have a drink for my horse with no name? Because we've been through the desert". |
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| Ainocra | Apr 22 2016, 08:03 AM Post #37 |
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Alcon Enta Glares at the barkeep. "Why now?" I see a stuffed Alligator laying right over there." Alcon points at the stuffed alligator behind the bar.
Alcon looks at the newcomer. "Funny you should mention deserts, I was just in one myself." Edited by Ainocra, Apr 22 2016, 08:05 AM.
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Alcon Enta Fleet Marshal of Ainocra Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of [region]Monkey Island[/region] Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of [region]Osiris[/region] "From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny | |
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| Festavo | Apr 22 2016, 11:46 AM Post #38 |
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Festavo looks at Ainocra We don't have any alligator meat, sir. Festavo looks at Gradea Sure. What would you like? Festavo looks at Kajan This isn't Sherwin Williams, dude. I don't have any paint. Edited by Festavo, Apr 22 2016, 11:47 AM.
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| Ainocra | Apr 23 2016, 02:47 AM Post #39 |
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Ainocra points to the stuffed alligator "What do you call that?" |
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Alcon Enta Fleet Marshal of Ainocra Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of [region]Monkey Island[/region] Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of [region]Osiris[/region] "From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny | |
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| Kajan | Apr 23 2016, 03:50 AM Post #40 |
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The artist pulls more paint out of his bag. He begins to paint the vase. |
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| Festavo | Apr 23 2016, 10:52 AM Post #41 |
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Festavo looks at ainocra with irritation I bought the alligator stuffed okay? |
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| Ainocra | Apr 23 2016, 02:20 PM Post #42 |
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Ainocra sighs. "False advertising! Fine what do you have?" Ainocra grumbles under his breath inaudibly for the next few minutes. |
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Alcon Enta Fleet Marshal of Ainocra Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of [region]Monkey Island[/region] Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of [region]Osiris[/region] "From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny | |
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| Festavo | Apr 23 2016, 05:41 PM Post #43 |
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A lot. |
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| Kajan | Apr 23 2016, 05:51 PM Post #44 |
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The artist finishes his painting. Packing away his easel, he took the cavas off and started trying to sell his piece. |
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| Festavo | Apr 25 2016, 03:10 PM Post #45 |
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Festavo throws a cashew at Kajan Hey! I want a 25% cut if you sell that thing. This is my bar after all. |
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| Yuno | Apr 26 2016, 01:22 AM Post #46 |
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*Yuno stares at the artist's painting* "IT'S...THE WORK OF GOD..!" *She exclaims pointing at it and gaping,* "And you...you're...trying to SELL IT?" Yuno's hands are on Kajan's shoulders shaking him as if he's outta his mind.* |
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