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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 31 2008, 02:47 PM (585 Views) | |
| Mr Gray | Mar 31 2008, 03:18 PM Post #16 |
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5400 square feet....not bad....how big is your room in this half-way house? |
![]() The body knows what fighters don't: how to protect itself. A neck can only twist so far. Twist it just a hair more and the body says, "Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses." It's called the knockout mechanism. | |
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| Unbiased | Mar 31 2008, 03:22 PM Post #17 |
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testicle tech? sorry, but no way. |
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| Unbiased | Mar 31 2008, 03:23 PM Post #18 |
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http://www.funxite.com/media/2047-taj-mahal-wallpapers.jpg here's a recent flyover.... |
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| sirbrianwilson | Mar 31 2008, 03:25 PM Post #19 |
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UB's best friend and worst enemy: Posted Image br |
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| brumdog44 | Mar 31 2008, 10:11 PM Post #20 |
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UB is a former Indiana resident who was bought out from his former job. Took a lower profile job down south. Likes playing with his son. Posted Image |
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| Mr Gray | Mar 31 2008, 10:17 PM Post #21 |
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hahahaha.....makes sense, hates the general and KS, pretends to know a lot about b-ball, but really doesn't know a darn thing.....I can even picture the weird eyebrow scowl hidden in his posts...haha. |
![]() The body knows what fighters don't: how to protect itself. A neck can only twist so far. Twist it just a hair more and the body says, "Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses." It's called the knockout mechanism. | |
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| Maker13 | Apr 1 2008, 07:26 PM Post #22 |
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HOLY FUCK I FIGURED IT OUT!!! We've been so wrong the entire time. It all fits together so well, I can't believe this it's taken so long for this observation to have been made. UB is not a pimply-faced basement dweller or a mistress-desiring white-collar betting addict. He is, in fact, not even a he. Oh yes, it all clicks. UB is, without a doubt, a lesbian. The naked avatar...the inability to make an accurate sports prediction...She is (as unfortunately seems too often to be the case) a very mediocre looking Purdue grad, I'm guessing early 40s. Her attractive high-school lesbo lover left her to go to the much more liberal Indiana University and is now domestically partnered with some hot IU blonde. UB could never find a partner at Purdue and has a hatred in her heart now for the school that failed to find her a life-mate. She lives in a fantasy world where she is a successful business-man at the school that the stole her love, wielding power and wealth unmatched and capable of wooing (or buying) any woman. This fantasy is lived out on this board between feeding her 14 cats and hunting thru singles ads. The clarity that has come with this revelation is astounding. It's alright, Ms. Biased. The truth is now out, and you can let go of these demons that have haunted you for so long. Now is the time to move on. Maybe find a nice guy, throw a little rouge on him, possibly hop back up on that pogo stick. Just grab a cat and cry it out, we're here for you... The deciding factor was that only a woman could be so wrong, and so adamant about being right...dead give-away. Comments, minor tweaks? |
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| Jazen | Apr 1 2008, 07:30 PM Post #23 |
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We have GOT to get something for a Post of the Month Award. Folks, this one is it. :cheers: |
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| Maker13 | Apr 2 2008, 04:38 PM Post #24 |
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After reading UB's intriguing tale of whiskey, basketball, lost love, and (of course) porn, I'd like to add that she is a failed fiction writer. She puts out occasional bad romance novels featuring her alter ego as he deals with a wife who doesn't understand him and a woman who falls deeply in love with him. The woman's name is always that of her missing sweetheart from high school. She lives mainly off the occasional royalty checks that come from some poor lost sap who accidentally picked up on the of novels and has only dreamed of what Maker's truly tastes like. |
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| HoosierLars | Apr 2 2008, 04:43 PM Post #25 |
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I think you may have nailed it, Maker13. Nice work! :cheers: |
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| BoilerTheFU | Apr 2 2008, 05:54 PM Post #26 |
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hahaha almost crapped my pants from laughing so hard! |
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| brumdog44 | Apr 2 2008, 07:04 PM Post #27 |
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| enemydeservesnomercy | Apr 2 2008, 10:03 PM Post #28 |
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iiiiii think that ub is realllllly.....................................MAKER 13!!! ...they are both creative writers... username: 'maker13'...ub likes makers mark...hmmm, i don't know guys... i smell a "manure sniffer"... |
| "The possibilities of basketball as seen here were a revelation to me. Basketball may have been invented in Massachusetts, but it was made for Indiana." | |
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| Maker13 | Apr 2 2008, 10:30 PM Post #29 |
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Oh, now that's just cold man! I take major offense! Although it is slightly offset by calling anything I write creative. Quite a compliment to a computer science major. But still, ouch! |
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| HoosierLars | Apr 3 2008, 10:09 AM Post #30 |
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Enema* makes a good point. We'll be watching you Maker13! :D *sorry Enemy, there's a little bit of UB in all of us! :devil: |
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