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Anybody know anything about UB?
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enemydeservesnomercy Apr 3 2008, 10:11 AM Post #31
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enemydeservesnomercy
Apr 2 2008, 10:03 PM
iiiiii think that ub is realllllly.....................................MAKER 13!!!

...they are both creative writers... username:  'maker13'...ub likes makers mark...hmmm, i don't know guys... i smell a "manure sniffer"...

Oh, now that's just cold man! I take major offense! Although it is slightly offset by calling anything I write creative. Quite a compliment to a computer science major. But still, ouch!

hahaha...

...no offense man, just playing a little csi... :D
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HOLY FUCK I FIGURED IT OUT!!! We've been so wrong the entire time. It all fits together so well, I can't believe this it's taken so long for this observation to have been made.

UB is not a pimply-faced basement dweller or a mistress-desiring white-collar betting addict. He is, in fact, not even a he. Oh yes, it all clicks.

UB is, without a doubt, a lesbian. The naked avatar...the inability to make an accurate sports prediction...She is (as unfortunately seems too often to be the case) a very mediocre looking Purdue grad, I'm guessing early 40s. Her attractive high-school lesbo lover left her to go to the much more liberal Indiana University and is now domestically partnered with some hot IU blonde. UB could never find a partner at Purdue and has a hatred in her heart now for the school that failed to find her a life-mate. She lives in a fantasy world where she is a successful business-man at the school that the stole her love, wielding power and wealth unmatched and capable of wooing (or buying) any woman. This fantasy is lived out on this board between feeding her 14 cats and hunting thru singles ads.

The clarity that has come with this revelation is astounding. It's alright, Ms. Biased. The truth is now out, and you can let go of these demons that have haunted you for so long. Now is the time to move on. Maybe find a nice guy, throw a little rouge on him, possibly hop back up on that pogo stick. Just grab a cat and cry it out, we're here for you...


The deciding factor was that only a woman could be so wrong, and so adamant about being right...dead give-away. Comments, minor tweaks?

wow - that is LAME.

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