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the "i'm bored" thread.
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sirbrianwilson Sep 9 2008, 09:08 PM Post #1
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what's goin' on with all of you guys tonight? drinkin'? TV? Gaming?

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Tuesday night= come home from school, eat supper, check in IU news, which was awesome toniight and then lay down, talk to the girlfriend and hit the hay. Nothing very exciting.
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My day was actually busy as hell. I'm glad to have some time to relax for a change now.
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My fiance landed a job today, so I went out celebrating with her and some of our friends. After several black and tans and some filet mignon, I'm feeling pretty good except for the fact that I have to get up extra early tomorrow because I have a board meeting in the morning before work... I despise the second Wednesday of every month.... although I guess since it's for a charity, I shouldn't really be saying that.
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three cheers for filet mignon, the best piece of slaughtered meat in the world!

I painted a shitty ass skate rink for minimum wage... and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
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I was doing homework tonight. I am doing my last class before I start my thesis/project for my Master's. The class I am taking is 647 Research Methods. So far, very busy work.
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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude, about 70, walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


True story, thought I was going to lose it.
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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


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OMFG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


True story, thought I was going to lose it.
I thought he was going to tell you "it's going to take a fork lift to get my wife into heaven."

Does anyone remember what movie that came from?
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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude, about 70, walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


True story, thought I was going to lose it.
:rofl:

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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


True story, thought I was going to lose it.
I thought he was going to tell you "it's going to take a fork lift to get my wife into heaven."

Does anyone remember what movie that came from?
lol, never heard that one before, but still pretty funny.

I estimated a vinyl siding job for a man and his wife one day, very busy on a Saturday, and gave him the total price all at the service counter which was surrounded by customers.

He was enraged at how much it was going to cost, and started claiming at the top of his lungs that he just was "going to burn the fucking house down because it just would be a hell of a lot cheaper, and if the insurance policy on his wife paid off the whole trip to the lumber yard would at least have been worth his while.

Hilarious. :)


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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude, about 70, walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


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Haha! Holy shit Jaz, that's priceless! The big question then is, did you find him a toilet seat to accommodate his horse-sized package?
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's amazing lol.

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and sat on my nads like 20 minutes ago! I would really like it if I never did that again throughout the rest of my life. 0.o
Which reminds me of a time when I worked at a lumber yard back in the day..

Old dude, about 70, walks up to the service counter and asks if we sell extra thick toilet seats. I tell him yes, the one's that we have are padded, and are about 3 inches thick.

He says, "I don't care about the padding, but I'm going to need it to be thicker than 3 inches, something at LEAST 6 inches thick."

I say, "6 inches thick?! No padding? Why 6 inches? Why so thick? Does it have something to do with a back problem? Would you like me to see if there is something in the handicap section that would fit your needs better?"

He pulls me aside and half whispers, "no, no, it's just so my balls won't drag the water. Do you realize how fucking cold that water is at 4 in the morning?"


True story, thought I was going to lose it.
...well i was in my 'just got to work dead, zombie-like state' until i read that...DAMN!!! :blink: ...i'm awake now... :rofl:

...thanks jaz!!!... :cheers:
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Funniest story I've heard in a while.....
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