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The Random Thoughts Thread
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IUGrad2003 Dec 13 2008, 08:44 AM Post #61
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Have you ever been on trial for murder? It's weird. You don't know what to do with yourself. Singing is out. Mostly I stare at the judge.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

No one ever knows what's next, but they always do it.

I have a very inexpensive security system. If someone breaks into my house, I run next door and throw a brick through my neighbor's window. That sets off his alarm and when the police arrive, I direct them to my house.

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brumdog44 Dec 13 2008, 09:03 AM Post #62
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Who would you rather have sex with: a homosexual or your mom?
Your mom. Unfortunately, it's still close.
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He's worth no more
They say he parted well and paid his score
And so, God be with him. Here comes newer comfort
Hail, King! For so thou art. Behold where stands
The usurpers cursed head! The time is free.

I see thee compassed with thy kingdom's pearl,
That speaks my salutation in their minds,
Whose voices I desire, aloud with mine
Hail, King of Scotland!
Hail, King of Scotland!

We shall not spend a large expense of time
Before we reckon with your several loves
And make us even with you. My thanes and kinsmen
Henceforth be earls, the first that ever Scotland
In such an honor named. What's more to do?

Which would be planted newly with the time
As calling home our exiled friends abroad
That fled the snares of watchful tyranny
Producing forth the cruel ministers
Of this dead butcher and his fiendlike queen.



-Had to memorize some of this epic piece.
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"Basketball was invented in Massachusetts, but perfected in Indiana."
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brumdog44 Dec 13 2008, 04:01 PM Post #64
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Who here believes in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
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Evilempire Dec 15 2008, 02:53 PM Post #65
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Why do people get upset when they are called an asshole? Aren't all holes created equal with the exception of donut holes? I could see someone getting upset if they were called anal lining or something like that, but a hole is a hole.......empty space.
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BTown11 Dec 15 2008, 03:00 PM Post #66
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I have a rash that nothing will get rid of.
that's what she said.

and also, try Boudreaux's Butt Paste:

http://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

it works on EVERYTHING.
Death to Signatures.
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goosta Dec 15 2008, 03:18 PM Post #67
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A mole is a (computer) mouse that you operate with your foot...
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Who here believes in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
:rofl: :rofl:
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goosta Dec 16 2008, 07:45 AM Post #69
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Just because you thanked that corn, it doesn't mean that astronauts will start stopping at green lights.
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How come when a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks nasty to a man it's $3.99 a minute?

Is it cruel and unusual punishment to put an Amish man in an electric chair?

It makes me nervous that the phrase most often repeated by the Marines is "I don't know, but I've been told..."

Animaniacs is a funnier version of Entourage.

A couple years ago I was going to make my own TV station, like BET, but for white people. I ended up deciding against it, partially because I didn't want to become another example of white people ripping off black culture, and mostly because it sounded horribly racist.

Do you think poor, freezing children are purposely naughty so they'll get coal?

Do you think if Jesus was on the penny, it would be called a JC Penny?

I was always told that masturbation will make me blind. Not true, but masturbating to crappy porn on my little phone in a public restroom really hurts my eyes.

My friend told me about how he tried to commit suicide by taking 20 Advils. Doesn't he know that he could've just taken 4 Aleves?

Since Cocoa Puffs make normal milk chocolate, I thought they might turn chocolate milk normal. Instead it just turned my body diabetic.

My Thanksgiving resolution this year is to finally figure out which customs belong to which holiday.

A pharmacist is just a drug dealer who stayed in school.



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kstan223 Dec 17 2008, 12:00 PM Post #71
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Typewriter, is one of the longest words that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
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Kstan who is the lady in your ava
Nothing beats an Astronaut
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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goosta Dec 17 2008, 12:07 PM Post #74
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Jesus, seriously?
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kstan223 Dec 17 2008, 12:14 PM Post #75
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Tiffany Lakosky, she is on a hunting show on the Outdoor Channel with her husband called Gettin Close

Here is why she is the love of my life


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