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Crank up the fucking Output People
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Jazen Jan 29 2009, 11:10 PM Post #196
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Yeah, I am gonna go out on a limb and say i will be avoiding the drugs. I am betting a caning hurts like a mo-fo
Piss on the drugs, eelbor. Strap some fucking C4 in your tennis shoe, liven up the place and then tell them you were just kidding.

My bet is, you'll get out of going altogether and be back home a week ahead of schedule.

:popcorn:

(remember, put your fingers in both ears, and squint every time you take a step, it should draw attention and save you some time)
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troubleatiu Jan 29 2009, 11:22 PM Post #197
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Joke That'll Get You Arrested
Don't say that I didn't warn you:

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train...
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

the goddamn link doesnt work here anymore. what used to happen when you hit the link was the screen went black and had arabic letters at the top and HUMONGOUS numbers counting backwards from 20 seconds.
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Jazen Jan 29 2009, 11:25 PM Post #198
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Works for me, trouble.
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eelbor Jan 29 2009, 11:25 PM Post #199
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Well I promise y'all this, If I do get arrested and sentenced to be caned in Singapore, I will have a Ourhoosierboard.com t-shirt made up quickly for my caning.


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Jazen Jan 29 2009, 11:26 PM Post #200
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Well I promise y'all this, If I do get arrested and sentenced to be caned in Singapore, I will have a Ourhoosierboard.com t-shirt made up quickly for my caning.


I'm telling you eelbor, this has photoshop written all over it. B)
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boilergrad01 Jan 29 2009, 11:28 PM Post #201
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EEL that is a long flight.

I once went from Anchorage to NYC to Shanon Ireland to Kuwait to Mosul. It took 16 days. Granted 14 days in Kuwait doing acclimation to the heat and time change and some last minute training.
Nothing beats an Astronaut
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eelbor Jan 29 2009, 11:32 PM Post #202
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I think yours was further BG.

I had to look to see how close I was going to be to the equator. Still this side of it by 100 miles or so.
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troubleatiu Jan 29 2009, 11:33 PM Post #203
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Well I promise y'all this, If I do get arrested and sentenced to be caned in Singapore, I will have a Ourhoosierboard.com t-shirt made up quickly for my caning.


better yet, get a cheap, do-it-yourself ourhoosierboard.com tee shirt made FIRST, then go commit a caning crime. you would live in infamy around here.
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eelbor Jan 29 2009, 11:34 PM Post #204
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Well I promise y'all this, If I do get arrested and sentenced to be caned in Singapore, I will have a Ourhoosierboard.com t-shirt made up quickly for my caning.


better yet, get a cheap, do-it-yourself ourhoosierboard.com tee shirt made FIRST, then go commit a caning crime. you would live in infamy around here.
:rofl: Uhh, nope. Sorry. I am all about team first, but if I did that then Iu1fan would accuse me of pissing in elevators.
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Meat is Murder. Sweet, delicious murder.
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Jazen Jan 29 2009, 11:36 PM Post #205
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Well I promise y'all this, If I do get arrested and sentenced to be caned in Singapore, I will have a Ourhoosierboard.com t-shirt made up quickly for my caning.


better yet, get a cheap, do-it-yourself ourhoosierboard.com tee shirt made FIRST, then go commit a caning crime. you would live in infamy around here.
:rofl:

Then Iu1fan would accuse me of pissing in elevators.
Hey, whatever it takes to put us on the map, rob. :D

Here's to taking one for the team. :cheers:
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Well I promise y'all this, If I do get arrested and sentenced to be caned in Singapore, I will have a Ourhoosierboard.com t-shirt made up quickly for my caning.


better yet, get a cheap, do-it-yourself ourhoosierboard.com tee shirt made FIRST, then go commit a caning crime. you would live in infamy around here.
:rofl: Uhh, nope. Sorry. I am all about team first, but if I did that then Iu1fan would accuse me of pissing in elevators.
no no no. thats where you call the media into it. we'd all know what you were accused of. make this an international incident. brian wants it national; im telling ya, YOU have the power to take us global. make a shirt and go shit on someones porch. were counting on you.
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brian wants it national; im telling ya, YOU have the power to take us global. make a shirt and go shit on someones porch. were counting on you.
trouble and I will take care of things locally. Kev, I'll swing up to Mitchell, bring the shirts and cheap beer, you map out the neighborhood to get us started.


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I just did a quick reading on the procedure. Hate to tell you, but they strip you naked and strap you to an A frame first. I guess the t-shirt is out of the question. ^o)


Savages.
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brian wants it national; im telling ya, YOU have the power to take us global. make a shirt and go shit on someones porch. were counting on you.
trouble and I will take care of things locally. Kev, I'll swing up to Mitchell, bring the shirts and cheap beer, you map out the neighborhood to get us started.


if youre talking locally i know plenty of porches to shit on...and im just in the mood to do it too. bring us a 20 sack of white castles also, will ya?
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bring us a 20 sack of white castles also, will ya?
you're fucking killing me, man.

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