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gallopingboiler Feb 27 2009, 01:05 PM Post #1
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I figured I would start a thread to pass the time on a boring friday afternoon. Feel free to add.

Q: What's the difference between an IU fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: How many IU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the IU campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at IU weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: What should you do if you find three IU fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: How do you keep an IU grad out of your house?
A: Put a goal line in front of it.

Q: How do u get a IU grad off your porch.
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What does the average IU grad get on their SAT/ACT's?
A: drool

Q: Why do you not see any nativity scenes around Christmas time on the IU campus?
A: Because they have a hard time finding three wise men and a virgin!

Q: Why was OJ's white Bronco seen headed toward Bloomington?
A: He knew nobody would look for a Heisman Trophy winner there.

Q: What's the easiest way to get an IU coed pregnant?
A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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BoilerVision Feb 27 2009, 01:17 PM Post #2
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:rofl:

Most jokes that get posted are ones that I've already heard. But most of these were new to me.

Props.
Edited by BoilerVision, Feb 27 2009, 01:17 PM.
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kstan223 Feb 27 2009, 01:57 PM Post #3
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What is the best pick-up line at Purdue?
Nice tooth

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a woman from Purdue?
One is a big, hairy, ugly, creature and the other has got big feet.

Did you hear about the man from Purdue who transfered to Indiana and lowered the IQ of both universities?

How do we all know that Christ wasn't born at Purdue?
Because Purdue doesn't have three wise men or virgins.

What do you call a guy driving through West Lafayette with a truck load of sheep???
A PIMP!!--

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the guy answers, "51." Albert ponders this for a moment, and then says, "BOILER UP!"
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BoilerVision Feb 27 2009, 02:00 PM Post #4
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:rofl:

These are good too. Props to galloping and kstan. Until today, it had been a long time since I read any new jokes about IU or Purdue.
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brumdog44 Feb 27 2009, 05:15 PM Post #5
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Why did Bob Knight get paid more than Gene Keady?
He had a longer season.

What's the best thing to ever come out of Lafayette?
I-65.

How many Purdue grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to screw the light bulb in and the other three can KISS MY ASS.


A man from Bloomington moves to West Lafayette. A rusted out pickup truck pulls up and a fat, potbellied redneck gets out. He comes up to the man and says, "Welcome to the neighborhood! Tonight, we's gonna welcome you Boilermaker style! Come over ta my place, and there's gonna be drinkin', there's gonna be fightin', and there's gonna be fuckin'."

The man is a little worried, but not wanting to offend the host, says "Sounds good. What should I wear?"
The hick replies, "Don't matter. Just gonna be me and you."
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BoilerNLA Feb 27 2009, 05:22 PM Post #6
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How many IU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One: he sticks the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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BoilerVision Feb 27 2009, 05:34 PM Post #7
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How many IU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One: he sticks the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
No, that reminds me more of Gomer fans...
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HoosierLars Feb 27 2009, 05:42 PM Post #8
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Feb 27 2009, 05:34 PM
BoilerNLA
Feb 27 2009, 05:22 PM
How many IU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One: he sticks the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
No, that reminds me more of Gomer fans...
But the Gomers would just wait for the bulb to start shining brightly the next season. (after Chuck had ALL of his own players)
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