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OT: Tiger Woods Jokes; Because we can
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BTown11 Dec 7 2009, 04:37 PM Post #1
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News Headline: "Tiger Woods Hits Tree, Dozens of Women Fall Out"

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Even months after Tiger Woods 10 came out, he just couldn't stop playing with his Wii.
Death to Signatures.
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enemydeservesnomercy Dec 7 2009, 05:25 PM Post #2
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...Due to the current circumstances regarding Tiger Woods he has decided to change his nickname...


...to Cheetah Woods...
"The possibilities of basketball as seen here were a revelation to me. Basketball may have been invented in Massachusetts, but it was made for Indiana."
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brumdog44 Dec 7 2009, 05:30 PM Post #3
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Dec 7 2009, 05:25 PM
...Due to the current circumstances regarding Tiger Woods he has decided to change his nickname...


...to Cheetah Woods...
After changing it to Cheetah, he will then change it to Lyin'.
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BoilerFan24 Dec 7 2009, 06:24 PM Post #4
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What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing


Why did Tiger Woods crash into both a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.


Can't wait for his first tourney back and those cries of "Get in the ho" as he tees off
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BTown11 Dec 7 2009, 06:46 PM Post #5
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"What do tiger woods and a baby seal have in common?"

"They have both been clubbed by a Norwegian."
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tkeena33 Dec 7 2009, 07:00 PM Post #6
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"What do tiger woods and a baby seal have in common?"

"They have both been clubbed by a Norwegian."
she be Swedish.
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BTown11 Dec 7 2009, 07:02 PM Post #7
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"What do tiger woods and a baby seal have in common?"

"They have both been clubbed by a Norwegian."
she be Swedish.
same difference.
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brumdog44 Dec 7 2009, 07:12 PM Post #8
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Tiger Wood's wife will now be his caddy. He can only use his wood with her permission.

Tiger is going to a new swing coach. His driving has went astray.

New Nike slogan: "Just screw it"

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dreachon Dec 7 2009, 07:24 PM Post #9
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Why did Tiger Woods get a traffic citation?

Because he hit a fire hydrant and tree with his car.
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Boiler_22 Dec 7 2009, 07:48 PM Post #10
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Tiger should have used a Driver.
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mongo Dec 7 2009, 08:42 PM Post #11
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Why did Tiger Woods get a traffic citation?

Because he hit a fire hydrant and tree with his car.
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"Son, if you really want something in this life you have to work hard for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
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brumdog44 Dec 7 2009, 11:28 PM Post #12
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Why did Tiger Woods get a traffic citation?

Because he hit a fire hydrant and tree with his car.
HEY-O!

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BTown11 Dec 8 2009, 12:09 AM Post #13
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Tiger is trying to get 18 hoes in before the end of the year.
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boilergrad01 Dec 8 2009, 12:18 AM Post #14
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What does Tiger and UB have in common???
Nothing beats an Astronaut
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What does Tiger and UB have in common???
Lets see here, tiger has money, golf skills, and a wife...

So, i'm going to guess, "they both pay for sex"

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