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Harrow's Commandments; sh*t yeah
Topic Started: May 10 2007, 04:53 AM (129 Views)
Harrow May 10 2007, 04:53 AM Post #1
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Harrow's Commandments

just for fun (PG-13)

1.) Thou shall kill
2.) Thou shall not steal
3.) Thou shall not put my name in vain
4.) Thou shall respect yourself and others
5.) Thou shall not rape other kih members
6.) Thou shall not be caught having cyber *** with others
7.) Thou shall not have an affair with other lovers
8.) Thou shall not love at all
9.) Thou shall continue reading
10.) Thou shall not be named Bokasha
11.) Thou shall not be screaming like a girl
12.) Thou shall not be a prostitute
13.) Thou shall not be naked at all times specially with someone
14.) Thou shall use ! and ' when having intimate conversations
15.) Thou shall not flame
16.) Thou shall not eat without telling harrow
17.) Thou shall not peak at naked hot models without telling Thegreatcynx
18.) Thou shall not drink beer without calling me
19.) Thou shall not rape a cow
20.) Thou shall not keep a secret to your love one or close one
21.) Thou shall not cast big thunder or big fire
22.) Thou shall not update EO
23.) Thou shall not complicate a relationship
24.) Thou shall call harrow if your hawt and smexy
25.) Thou shall not call harrow if your ugly... like me xD
26.) Thou shall always wear underwear
27.) Thou shall use tissue after going to the bathroom
28.) Thou shall not poo on pants
29.) Thou shall not love barney
30.) Thou shall not be smexier than harrow
31.) Thou shall not be stupid
32.) Thou shall not be a whore
33.) Thou shall not be a gigolo
34.) Thou shall not make love with a tree
35.) Thou shall not believe in love with lust
36.) Thou shall not be a cheap bastard
37.) Thou shall give me money
38.) Thou shall not listen to EO music
39.) Thou not play runescape
40.) Thou shall delete tibia
41.) Thou shall not play your new Nintendo DS without making me play first specially if you got the DS on your 13th birthday last May 5, 2007.
42.) Thou shall clean your toilet
43.) Thou shall cook food for harrow
44.) Thou shall not be smoking
45.) Thou shall not xD if your face is not xD
46.) Thou shall not use the Horn word to grab attention to other Horn* people
47.) Thou shall not imagine pixel ***
48.) Thou shall not make love in front of a minor
49.) Thou shall make more commandments in the future
50.) Thou shall sleep
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Bokasha May 10 2007, 09:48 AM Post #2
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May 10 2007, 04:53 AM
10.) Thou shall not be named Bokasha unless thou are Bokasha

There we go, that's better. :P
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thegreatcynx May 10 2007, 10:49 AM Post #3
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lol :blink:
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Harrow May 10 2007, 02:42 PM Post #4
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51. Thou shall not impress a girl by showing your pickle
52. Thou shall not drop your pickle
53. Thou shall not change the commandments :mad:
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trials May 10 2007, 07:18 PM Post #5
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T_T hate those rules ;..; :rambo:
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Harrow May 11 2007, 12:06 AM Post #6
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those aint rules lol
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Lilaxx May 11 2007, 12:12 AM Post #7
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[size=1]0.o Those are funny. Hehe.[/size]



edited by harrow:

Please remember that when you start a tag like the code [b.] (without the dot), you should always end it with a close tag (that would be [/b] for bold) after the text you want to be bold. In any case, when you can use the CLOSE ALL TAGS next to the color option of your text format control buttons
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Bokasha May 11 2007, 01:22 AM Post #8
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It would seem you typed something wrong with your post there, Lilaxx :P
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Harrow May 11 2007, 04:08 AM Post #9
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i fixed it ;)

:applause:

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Lilaxx May 15 2007, 04:06 AM Post #10
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Hehe. I was a bit slow that day. Thanks for fixing it. :D
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Oblivion May 20 2007, 01:42 AM Post #11
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haha, funny harrow =P :rambo: :huh:
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