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___[size=14]PIRCS[/size] TIMES__________Issue #4____January 5, 10072008__

A New Name

[size=1]This edition has been brought to you by...SPRITE.(With limited advertisements)[/size]
Also sponsored by...

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Yes, well obviously there's a new name to the newspapers. [size=1]BuySprite[/size]Now!
PIRS stands for Phony IRS, duh...

Editorials
Person: [size=1]BuySprite[/size]Now!PIRS stands for Phony IRS, duh...Yeah, the date is only, uh, 1001 years off.
General Short: I've noticed.
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Person 2: GODANGIT!!! [size=1]BuySprite[/size]Now!PIRS stands for Phony IRS, duh...IF YOU DON'T MAKE THIS LONGER, I WON'T READ THESE THINGS ANYMORE!!!
General Short: OK!!! ARGH!!! Stop! Stop it! I know how to be ninja now! Ow! OK! I SWEAR!!!
DELL
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Joemama911806: What does the "C" stand for?
General Short: I shalt edit that immediately. Also, the editorial is, by far, the most popular section on the newspaper. [size=1]BuySprite[/size]Now!PIRS stands for Phony IRS, duh...We shalt add more editorials! The short-paper problem has been solved! Also with the help of random ads and symbols. (Joemama will help with the symbols. Le Barbarorum will help with adware.)
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