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| Zar | Feb 1 2008, 04:19 AM Post #1 |
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*Zar finishes up with cleaning the house, an ex one night stand just 'left' and i fed the pigs, afterwoods, when suddenlly the phone rings Ring Ring Ring Ring *Zar hello?? Aussie " Zar, its Aussie" *Zar "Aussie, how the fuck did you get my phone number?" Aussie, you gave it to me *Zar i did? Aussie " yes" *Zar , okay bye Aussie, "wait, ive got to tell you something, come see me *Zar , you live on the other side of australia Aussie, so? *Zar im not walking that far Aussie, catch a plane *Zar NO! Aussie why *Zar , cause planes are Fucking death traps. bitch, look im sure we can do this over the phone Aussie. he might be listing *Zar who, jebus, or your Dad Aussie, no HIM! *Zar him who Aussie *whispers* Thirty Five *Zar hes not fucking real dickhead.. just something we all made up Aussie, thats what i though, but he is real, i saw him *Zar are you sure you werent looking at a reflection? Aussie im not that stupid *Zar .. you sure Aussie YES DAMMIT, WHY ARE YOU BEING AN ARSE-HOLE, I FUCKING SAW HIM, # 35 is REAL!, i dont know how, he even had a bullet in his head, where i shot him, and i could smell roise all over him... look i need you to post on the forums and tell everyone, 35 just destroyed my moderm, now hes looking for me *Zar , what, he cant find you in your tiny house Aussie im not in my house, im at the liabary *Zar Then isint there a computer there Aussie, i know, i posted, but all my posts just ened up saying my moderm crapped itself, ill be back in 3- 5 days," Aussie Hes planing something, i think hes gonna try something *Zar Fine.. ill post Aussie Thank .... *Zar Aussie?, Aussie? Aussie? #35 " I HAVE HIM, MWHAHAHAHAHAHA" *Zar What, what are you talking about Aussie 35, i am 35 Aussie is now my prisoner. *Zar SHIT 35, IM GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL. *Zar K, thnks bye Bitch 35 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.. what he hanged up ... bitch ---- 10 minutes later *Zar starts posting all over the POMPIRE " GUYS 35 has somehow spawned in the real world, hes REAL NOW, he has Aussie " *Zar " we need to rise up and Find 35 and stop his plans" {(OoC) alright its all up to you guys now, ive started the story} |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 2 2008, 12:58 AM Post #2 |
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-hours later- *Clisp: -reading Gfaqs Yurine, sees posts about Aussie- Psh... bullshit... I don't believe it, its just Sal fucking with us all.. he is such a yank... -clisps phone rings- *Clisp: what the fuck? -answers- 'ello? *Voice: Hi Clisp *Clisp: Who the fuck is this? *Voice: It is me Clisp *Clisp: WHO THE FUCK IS ME? *Voice: W_R motherfucker... *Clisp: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? *W_R: Motherfucker, I WILL PWN YOUR SHIT BITCH! *Clisp: -jaw drops- how did you get my number? *W_R: FUCK YOU KID... FUCK YOU... IT DON'T MATTER... I WILL PWNYURDICKIN! *Clisp: Dude... you seem different from that cocksucker online... *W_R: Damn right! BTW... Aussie isn't okay... I pwn'd him... I pwn'd him bad! *Clisp: BITCH WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' BOUT? *W_R: 35 and I have him... I pwn'd him good... *Clisp: What do you mean pwn'd? *W_R: Lets just say he is... sore *Clisp: W_R, if you so much as hurt a hair on his head! *W_R: Oh, I did much more than hurt a hair on his "head" *Clisp: -phone clicks, somebody is on the other line- hold on fuckrag, somebody is on my other line... -changes lines before W_R could respond- 'ello? *B A S: HOLY FUCK DUDE... did you get a random call from W_R? *Clisp: How did you guess? And how the fuck'd you get my number? *B A S: He called me on my cell and text messaged a photo of him humping Aussie's face... what the hell is going on? *Clisp: No clue... he is on my other line... *B A S: -phone clicks, somebody is on the other line- Shit, somebody is on my other line... hold on Clisp -clicks over- hellllooooooooooo? *W_R: GET THE FUCK OFF THE PHONE WITH CLISP BITCH, I CAN SEE YOU, I CAN SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, HANG THE FUCK UP... *B A S: Dude... go fuck your mum fucker... you hurt Aussie and I will brain fuck you with a baseball bat, got me? *W_R: -that scared him- You.. you... I would so PWN you -makes a real :o) face- *B A S: Bend over and grab your knees fucker, cause I'm gettin' the posse together... I'm goin to get Lostboy, Sal, Shadow Of A Man, Pudopist, Botta, Zar, and Clisp, the whole fuckin' crew and we is comin' to getcha BETCH! *W_R: -afraid since B A S seems so serious- I... I would PWN you! -hangs up- *B A S: -clicks back over to Clisp- It was W_R... he hung up on me *Clisp: same here... what a wank! *B A S: I'm gonna collect the crew from here in the States, then we will head over to get you, and then we will head to Australia... I have my private Jet ready... W_R is gonna die... *Clisp: Okay... I'll get my shit ready... *B A S: It will be a few days though dude, no need to rush... *Clisp: Okay... -cries- Aussie... -sniffle- *B A S: it will be okay... W_R and 35 are fuckin' dead... *Clisp: Alright B A S... bye *B A S: Peace out -both hang up- .... next poster continue from there =D |
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| Zar | Feb 2 2008, 03:51 AM Post #3 |
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Im So Sexy
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Some time later.. *ring Ring Ring *Zar what, my mobile.... * answeres ZAR ZAR ZAR!! *Zar umm what? Its Bas BAS W_R and 35 have teamed up, 35 is somehow real now *Zar , ummm i know, does anyone read my posts, ive posted all ofver gamespot BAS.. of course we read them.... *Zar then why are you repeating what ive alre... wait.. did you say W_R, i did not know that BAS: yeah, you didnt post that, thats new >,> <,< >,> *Zar hmmmm *Baang *Zar wtf??? ROSIE CLONES: KIL KILL KILL KILL KILLL EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT KILL EATE EKILL *Zar BAS, theres motherfucking Rosie clones alll over my house, im going, ill cya in Kings park, in perth WA, you know where ill be.... the only place a pompire member would go *Zar hangs up *Zar runs into the kitchen and finds a meat cleaver *Zar alright you motherfucking fat EVA from MGS wannabe whore slut cunt licking fucktards, come get me Bitches Zar vs 2 Rosie clones Rosie clone opens the fridge and grabs some butter Rosie clone 2 takes some cheese *Zar "..." *Zar slices rosie clone head off rosie clone 2 farts on zar... *Zar throws the meat cleather up rosies arse *Zar takes a knife and stabs her in the head *Zar gets another meat cleaver LEVEL up Zar becomes more sexyy |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 2 2008, 05:21 AM Post #4 |
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Meanwhile in West Vallley City Utah USA... as B A S' house B A S: Son of a bitch... what the fuck do i do now?.. -cries- Aussie -sniffle- -phone rings- B A S: This is B A S, what da fuck ya want? Unknown Person: -has a voice scrambler- I can help you... meet me in the mall in 20 minutes... come alone B A S: Who da fuck is dis? Unknown Person: You shall see... I can help you and help Aussie... meet me at the mall in 20 minutes... B A S: Fuck... how will i Know its you? Unknown Person: I will be wearing a pink ballcap B A S: PInk? wait.. is you a guy or girl dumbfuck? Unknown Person: You will see fucker, just fuckin meet me aight? B A S: Fine... we need a code word... Unknown Person: Taco... walk up, look me in the eye, and say TACO... B A S: Fine... fuckin' A dude, the shit i do for random Australians clear the fuck on the other side of the planet -both hang up- a timer similar to the show 24 timer pops up and the show goes to a commercial... bbl... =D (try to leave me out of the story for a bit, i have an epic plan for this but im headed out for a few hours) |
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| Zar | Feb 2 2008, 05:57 AM Post #5 |
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*Zar damm i need help... But what crazy sone of a Bitch would help me....., i mean i need some one so mad he could murder people instantlly.... I KNOW *Zar picks up the phone.... |
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| FallenKings | Feb 2 2008, 06:10 AM Post #6 |
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Goober looks around as his cell begins to play "Im Blue Debuba" Goober "Yo this goober waz up?" Zar "I just been attacked by some mother trucking Rosies, Goober Get your sorry arese down here I got something to tell you" Goober "Ya know mate You cant keep telling me what to Do! I do have to Drive a Taxie for a freaking livening!!" Zar "If you dont get your sorry rear end down hear you may get well eliminated.. He may or may not be real" Goober "You dont mean... ITs only a FREAKING GAME! This is Freaking Insane I said lets leave that crap out of it... O man why..." Goober Hits the gas on his Yellow Taxi Cab, "Ill be their in a flash" Zar "Ya alright hurry the funk up" Goober Sppeds down main street, the mid morning trafic driveing him mad... "Just great Knew I should have never started this.. Tryed to warn them but no.... O heck what you you still doing back their? GET OUT GRANNY!! NOW!!" Granny "DOnt you granny me young man!" The granny tasers goober right as he nears zars House. Goober "Hay Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" BANG the Taxi crahses right threw zars front windows... after the car comes to a stop Goober sees Zar staring at him "Sorry the old witch tassered me bro, Um you got a change of cloths?" The granny is now seen leaving the wreckage, "Hope you learned your lesson sonny! Mawhahahahaha!" |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 2 2008, 09:40 AM Post #7 |
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-time counter comes back from commercial at the mall in West Valley City Utah, known as WellFair Mall- B A S: -walking into the mall, sees like, 8 people in a pink hat..- FUCK... hey... all you fucks in pink hats! -everybody turns to look at B A S- Hey... mothafuckas... just wanted to say, HI, and like the pink hats an.... TACO BITCHES! -7 pink hat wearing mormon douches give B A S a wierd look and walk off- B A S: Well Shit.. Unknown Female: -walks to B A S and eyes him- B A S? B A S: Yes? Unknown Female: I am W_R's mum... B A S: Oh dear god no... W_R's Mum: Look... that little bastard needs to be stopped! B A S: Well no shit... but how? W_R's Mum: he gets sleepy after cookies and milk... B A S: So? Fucking A lady, either help out or else! W_R's Mum: Give him cookies and milk! B A S: Oooooookay... is that all you have for me? W_R's Mum: Yes... does that help? B A S: -sigh- ...-kills W_R's Mum with a plastic spoon that was sitting on a nearby table... nobody notices or cares- W_R's Mum: x__________x B A S: Fuck yeah... alright.. to uhh.... wherever the fuck Lostboy lives... -B A S phone rings- B A S: Hey Yo? Bill Clinton: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BUDDY! B A S: Sup slick Willy? Bill Clinton: So, my bitch wife is president now... and uhh... yea B A S: Willy G, dis got relevance homey? Bill Clinton: Bitch wants to know what you did with the jet! B A S: Dude, I'm flyin cross country, then to Britain to get some dudes together, to head to Australia to save Aussie! Slick Willy: FUCK! Aussie is in trouble? Dude, homeboy is the one that hooked me up with that fat bitch Monica! B A S: I know... Willy G: Dude, fuckin get me first! Who the fuck is after Aussie? B A S: W_R and 35... remember the dudes I told you about? Willy B Bad: Fuck... I heard rumors but I thought W_R and 35 were a myth! B A S: Me too, but I did just kill W_R's whore mum... Nilly Willy Slick Nuts: So are you comin to get me? B A S: Yeah... but for now... since you got so many nicks, we will call you Bill Clinton Okay? Bill Clinton: Fine, see you late tonight then? B A S: Sure, I'll come get you first... Your wife is a bitch you know! Bill Clinton: Why the fuck you think I fucked some fat bitch whom i didn't even fuckin know?! B A S: Good point... I'll see you later then! -8 hours later, in Washington DC, USA- B A S: Bill Clinton ser, it is time to get this shit poppin! Bill Clinton: Indeed -puts on Jazz Glasses and grabs his saxaphone- B A S: -facepalm- whatever... -the two head onto the Jet and fly to... wherever the fuck Lostboy is- end of this chapter =D |
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| Clisp | Feb 2 2008, 03:35 PM Post #8 |
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Clisp: Fuck waiting for that jet, I can just fly over there myself! If I have a special ability I might as well use it! *Flys over to Zar's place* Need a hand? |
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| LOSTBOY78 | Feb 2 2008, 08:02 PM Post #9 |
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*sitting at the New Orleans Super Dome* LOST: Damn Saints, why you gotta suck so bad? Speaking of sucking, where the hell is that damn BAS? *calls BAS phone* *Big Willy answers* Hello LOST - Who the fuck is this? Clinton - Ha ha, Bill Clinton. LOST - Why are you answering BAS phone? Clinton - He id flying the jet looking for you. LOST - Well, tell him I'm at the Super Dome wandering if the Saints suck as bad as monica. Get ya'lls ass down here. Sir. |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 2 2008, 10:35 PM Post #10 |
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-The Jet lands outside the Super Dome... Lostboy runs up and hops in the jet, the Jet takes off... for some reason there is a goose in the cockpit...- Lostboy: About fucking Time dudes, I was gettin' bored to shit watching the (S)Aint's get beaten to death! B A S: Eh, shudap! We had to stop over in Kentucky for some chicken... Lostboy: Whatever, so where to now..? B A S: I guess we are gonna go get Sal... assumin that he is still alive... he won't answer his phone... Clinton: Say fellas, how bout we get some hookers in Boston? B A S: I don't feel like having any STD's thanks... Lostboy: I wanna hooker... =( Clinton: Alright boy, we're gonna get yer knob polished, Ol' Willy needs to be set free, ha hah ha.. hahah.. haha... B A S: Shut the fuck up dude... You're laugh annoys the shit out of me! Clinton: I know... thats why I left the white house.. muh wife was gonna have me thrown in a brig... for laughing... and fucking cheap prostitutes... and cause I shit on the desk in the oval office. Lostboy: That's sick dude! B A S: That is actually pretty fuckin funny! -hours later, lands at Sal's house- Clinton: I'll go fetch the boy... and some whores! Lostboy: Fine then... -flips off Clinton- -B A S and Lostboy just sorta sit in an awekward silence, 45 minutes later- Clinton: I'm back! and I have a bitch and a whore! oh... sorry Sal, didn't mean to say that, i meant to say i have a whore and Sal... yeah, thats what I meant! Sal: I swear, if you guys rip on me like, 15 or 20 more times I'm leaving! Clinton: Son, don't make me assfuck you into submission now! Shudup and sidown! Sal: Yes Mr Clinton... Lostboy: I is askeer'd of assfucks... -hides his ass- B A S: -facepalm- lets get the fuck out of here... anybody know where Pudopist and Botta are from? I got no fuckin' clue dude... and SHAM is just a bitch so we can pick him up magically... fuckin' douchebag SHAM...(Shadow of a Man) -flies off into the distance, not quite sure where the fuck to go now...- fin (fo dis chapta) |
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| LOSTBOY78 | Feb 2 2008, 11:23 PM Post #11 |
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LOST - *face palms self* I should have told ya Botta is in Dallas. BAS - Fuckin' Douche Bill - No Problem. The Government is paying for the fuel. Besides Dallas has the best whores in all the land. BAS can we sonic boom Bushes Mom and Dad while we are down that way. BAS - Hell yeah. *blows the roof off Bush Ranch* BAS - Alright let's go get Botta. |
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| Zar | Feb 3 2008, 07:24 AM Post #12 |
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Just about when Zar is about to greet Goober.. a large jet crashes into his pool *Zar now fucking what *Zar and gooober walk to the back yard *Zar aww fuck, why does everyone have to crash at My place *Zar you must be clisp, seeing as you look cool, you just crashed and theres not a scratch, i dont know how you found this place, but were all going to KINGS! park, thats where we will meat everyone, and then we will go to Sydney |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 3 2008, 10:39 AM Post #13 |
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-the jet finally arrives in Dallas.. and lands on some poor fucks house- Botta: HOLY FUCK! -watches neighbors house get fucked- Lostboy: -falls out of jets opening cargo hatch- AHHH -splat- Botta: What the fuck... is that you Lostboy? Lostboy: x__x -gets up slow- yeah... Aussie... -pant- Botta: Aussie? What the fuck? Lostboy: -catches breath, as it was knocked out of him by his fall- Aussie has been kidnapped by W_R and 35! Botta: Oh, welll, I guess I can come along... Lostboy: How did you know we wanted you to... Botta: -cuts Lostboy off- You guys flew a jet to Dallas... and landed on some poor fuckers house... to get me Lostboy: good point! -Botta and Lostboy magicaly beam aboard the jet- Both Lostboy and Botta: WHAT THE FUCK? B A S: We are fucking runnin' out of time.. I used my Charlie suit to bend time and space to beam you aboard the jet... Both Lostboy and Botta: o____________o okay? B A S: Did you not read my profile? Lostboy: No... Botta: What the fuck do you mean profile? B A S: Fuck it... we don't have time... where is Pudopist? Botta: He uhh... ummm... Pudopist: -snickers from the back of the Jet- Clinton: What the hell? Somebody else is on the jet! Pudopist: -pops out- MRAAAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOW! Everybody Else: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Pudopist: Sorry... B A S: Dude, we was just about to come find you! Pudopist: Just believe... and there I am! Lostboy: o_o okay... I believe! Pudopist: Close your eyes! Lostboy: -closes his eyes- Pudopist: -sneaks up to Lostboy- now open em! Lostboy: -opens his eyes- Pudopist: BLAHAHAHHALLLAALALAHHHAAAAAAAA... Lostboy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH -shits self- you skeerd me =( Bill Clinton: -ties up Pudopist- damn kids! lets go... to Australia... B A S: But don't we need to get Clisp? Sal: He sent me a text and said he went to meet up with Zar B A S: Why the fuck don't people tell me this shit? Sal: Cause you are one scary motherfucker! B A S: FUCK YOU SAL -kicks Sal's eyebrow- Sal: O_______o ow fucker! -hides- i didn't mean it! Clinton: Just fuckin fly to Australia already... B A S: Well, get comfy... it may take a while... Lostboy: I CALL THE SHITTER! -runs in the shitter- Pudopist: -wiggle- ..I CALL BEING TIED TO A CHAIR.. Botta: I CALL PUDOPISTS MOM! Pudopist: HEY FU... -gets mouth taped shut- Sal: I CALL DUCT TAPE! Clinton: I call the Prostitute we obducted! B A S: I CALL... fuck it... SHAM (Shadow Of A Man): I CALL BEING THE NOSEY FUCK WHO CORRECTED B A S' SPELLING FROM POM 3!!!! Everybody on the Plane, but SHAM: -looks at SHAM, all at the same time- what... the... fuck?! -the Jet, with apparently endless fuel flies on to Australia...- -for fucking ever later... the Jet finally reaches Australia and...- .................................. |
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| Clisp | Feb 3 2008, 03:12 PM Post #14 |
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*Jet arrives* Clisp: About time you guys arrived! BAS why couldn't you just shift time and space to arrive quicker? BAS: Er... because that would be less dramatic. Clisp: What use is that? I was almost getting bored peeking on girls getting changed while invisible. Almost. Zar: Enough already, now we gotta get jase! Goober: He lives in Sydney. Bill: The chick from Alias? *Everyone facepalms* Botta: But jase and aussie haven't had the smoothest of relationships... Sal: But we need all the help we can get. Lost: Plus it'd help me be less askeer'd. Pudopist: *Muffled noises under gag* Clisp: What do we have here? *Prods Pudopist's face* Pudopist: *Gives pissed off look, while trying hopelessly to wiggle free* Zar: *LOLs at Pudopist* BAS: I can't be bothered to explain. Let's just get to Sydney. |
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| LOSTBOY78 | Feb 3 2008, 09:50 PM Post #15 |
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LOST: BAS you can't really bend time. You just used the Ether Bunny gag on me and Botta to get us in the Jet. Bill told me all about it, but he usually did it on unsusprcting interns. BILL: Ha ha, for those of you who don't know. Ether Bunny is when you pour gas on a rag and cover some young honey causing her to pass out then you can put your "cigar" in her mouth. Do what ever you want. Botta: Damn, no wander my head was hurting. I thought that was a side affect of the time disruption. BAS: Shut the hell up Lostboy. I can to stop time. It just takes a lot out of me. LOST: Yeah sure. I believe you. BAS: What did you just say, you smart ass li'l prick? LOST: Nothing, please don't hit me anymore. BAS: I aint got time for this shit. Let's go save Aussie. Clisp: LOST you are a real dumbass for trying to pick a fight with BAS. LOST: Yeah I know, but someone has got to do it. We can't pick on PUD all the time. *flips off PUD as he sits helpless* BILL: I got an idea, hey honey why don't you give PUD here a li'l lap dance. *skank walks over and grinds PUD causing him to pitch a tent and explode in his pants* Everyone laughs -End Scene- Jet takes off for Sydney |
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| Clisp | Feb 3 2008, 11:25 PM Post #16 |
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Clisp: This flight is so boring, let's tease Pud! Lost: Yeah! *BAS hangs a doughnut on a string in front of Pud* Sal: He must be pretty hungry by now. *Pud wriggles helplessly in his need for the doughnut* Goober: *Waves the doughnut in Pud's face* You can look but you can't touch! *Everyone laughs* Zar: Expect some turbulance ahead. Lost: I'm akeer'd... *Jet shakes violently, knocking everyone and Pud's chair over* |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 4 2008, 06:01 AM Post #17 |
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then -pudopist gets free and procedes to beat the holy hell out of Tom Brady for losing in the super bowl...- B A S: What the hell? Where did he come from? Sal: He snuck on the Jet when we left Boston... B A S: Uhhhh, okay? Lostboy: He was afraid the Patriots fans would beat him to death? Pudopist: I'm not a Patriots fan, but I bet fuckin' money! -Clisp throws Pudopist to the floor and says- Relax! We need all the help we can get! Zar and B A S both: THATS RIGHT!! Botta: Fuck the Patriots... and fuck To... -Bill Clinton can be heard beating the shit out of Tom BRady- Sal: HEY... I got money on Clinton! B A S: -sets Jet to autopilot, runs over, and throws Tom Brady out of the jet hatch, and waches him plummet to his death- FUCK YOU BRADY! FUCK THE PATRIOTS... and uh... WOOOO... -everybody stares at B A S- B A S: -uses Charlie suit to stop time, runs over, pulls down Lostboys Pants and puts Clinton to his knees next to him, then runs back to exactly where I was standing- BILL GET AWAY FROM LOSTBOYS NUTS! Clinton: O_____O Lostboy: -kicks Big Willy in the junk- Clisp, Pudopist, Zar, Guber, Botta and Sal: -FACEPALM- Clinton: ARRRRGH... -slumps over- B A S: -shifty eyed- back to flying the jet! -heads to the cockpit- hah.. i just said cock... oh wait... no i didnt! Shadow Of A Man: So um... fuck you B A S... you spell shitty! -everybody gasps- B A S: What did you just say? Shadow Of A Man: You suck at spelling fucker! -everbody = facepalm- B A S: -stops time, runs over, graps SHAM, knocks him to the ground, Shits in his mouth, makes him eat it, and swallow it, stands him back up, and places him right where he was, and goes back in the cockpit, continues time- Okay then... SHAM: BLLLLLAGGHH! -spits- what the fuck?! ahhh, my mouth tastes like shit! AHHHHHgh... Sal: Dude... -sigh- I fucking hate you guys -loud noise is heard underneathe the jet- Zar: What the shit? SHAM: EXACTLY! Lostboy: -kicks SHAM in the face- SHUT UP AND LISTEN! -loud noise is heard again- B A S: OH SHIT ITS... -end transmission- |
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| Zar | Feb 4 2008, 07:37 AM Post #18 |
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*Zar wonders why we took this crappy jet, when we could have just used the secret underground train..... i mean kings park is still underneath us we havent gone anywhere *Zar looks out the window to see a giant boob... OH GAWD Its Rosie Clones EVERYONE! NOOOOOO B.A.S runs in circles: Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd *Zar its alright we just gotta KILL THEM ALL its only got 8 in it, so lets plit up, and watch for there farting ability lostboy: how the fuck do you know this *Zar cause im better then you lostboy no youre not *Zar yes i am lostboy NO YOURE NOT *Zar lets take a phone poll// lostboy what.. *Zar just come here lostboy ok... *Zar now lets do that phone poll *Zar ppicks up the phone of the wall and slams it againts losts head *Zar see motherfucker im better then you *Zar kicks lostboy in the nuts and spits on him fucking prick *Zar now those rosie clones, will be here any secoun.... bill get off your wifes secatary, this is serious Bill.... sorry master *Zar yes thats right, at least someone relizes im superiour Bill yes master *Zar now lets kill some whores |
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| Clisp | Feb 5 2008, 03:37 PM Post #19 |
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Clisp: Wait, I have a better idea! Zar: What? Clisp: We send in the Clisp Suit! Zar: Good idea! *Clisp Suit enters where the Rosies are and proceeds to get mauled* Clisp: It's only a matter of time... BAS: Hey let's watch Catdog in the meantime. Lost: How does the theme tune go again? (Has memory loss after being bashed by the phone) Pud: No, Catdog sucks! BAS: Shut up or you're getting tied up again! Pud: ... BAS: That's better. *Catdog finished, everyone enters where the Rosies are to see them all dead on the floor from either exhaustion or heart attack* Clisp: I knew it would work! Clisp Suit: What the hell did you do that for!? Clisp: You're immortal. Clisp Suit: Yeah, but I can still feel pain, you eejit! One of them tubs of lard almost bit off my ear! Bill: Hey, have one of my whores as a reward! Clisp Suit: I will not be bought off like that! I have princi... Ooh, I'll take that blonde one with the cute mole! Clisp: Every time we send you to get mauled, we'll give you a special reward. Clisp Suit: I am not going to be sent... *Whore kisses cheek* Deal! *BAS randomly turns into a cat* Goober: Wait, who's gonna fly this plane? Mini: Allow me, I've had plenty of training on Warhawk! Pud: We're doomed... |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 5 2008, 09:51 PM Post #20 |
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The Scene opens with Sal attempting to fly the Jet -everybody- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE'Z ALL GONNA DIE! -Jet careens toward the ground- -everybody- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -Jet smashes into ground killing everybody... BUT WAIT!- B A S: -uses Charlie suit to rewind time just enough, and right before I turned into a cat... I kick Sal's nads in... then I let Pudopist flie... yes... bad idea, but... YOU'LL SEE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...- Pudopist: WEEE, I CAN FLY! -gets taped to the chair with mouth shut, and gun to head- oh shi... B A S: Be good now Pudopist... did you ever see the Saw movies or Speed? think of this as MUCH WORSE! Pudopist: O____O Clisp Suit: We're all dead... Clisp: You can't die dummy! Lost: I is askeer'd... who am I? Who are you? where are we? WHATTS GOOOOING OOOOOON? -cries frantically- Zar: -sigh- damnit -cranks Lost with the phone, harder this time- Lost: X___________________________________________X (nocked out) -Jet flies along... and reaches Jase's house... lands... everbody evacs- Jase: It is about time! This is why I left POM... you guys suck... but Aussie... we fight and fight, but I love him so! We must find him! We must! -cries a little- Clisp: There there, shut up Jase! -Wierd Blade 2 moment where everybody is gettin' their weapons and whatnot ready to Gotta Give Em Up playing in the background- Jase: LETS DO DIIIIIIIIS... Clisp: That was creapy as hell, never do that again! Jase: Sorry... B A S: TO WAR... Lost: Um... where are we going? And who the hell are you guys? -gets hit again- never...miiii... -falls over- Sal: -putting phone back down- Yeah... where are we going? -Everybody just stands there awekwardly, South Park ending theme songs plays in the background- |
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| Clisp | Feb 6 2008, 04:33 PM Post #21 |
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Clisp: To Melbourne you tit! To rescue Aussie. Or have you been thwacked by the Phone Of Amnesia too? Sal: Oh yeah. Clisp: Yeah well he's back in real life and we kinda have to hurry this story along to where we find him. BAS: Okay, afterburner ready! *Jet zooms off knocking everyone else over* Everyone: Owww, what did you do that for? BAS: Oh get over it, you'll live. Our main priority is getting to Aussie quickly! |
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| Zar | Feb 6 2008, 11:31 PM Post #22 |
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*Zar stands up and picks up a nearbywrench and throws it at BAS, but justs as its about to Hit BAS the breaks are hit, sending the wrench strait into Clisp's nuts *Zar "..." clisp *on Floor* What the fuck what mother fucker through the fucking wrench" *Zar "it was clisp suit.. --->> Clisp What the fuck im gonna kill that fuckng cunt *Zar i swear Clisp Suit "ZzZzzZzzz" *Zar see hes pretending to be asleep Clisp starts walking up to clisp *Zar looks out the window to see a huge golden mansion... *Zar where here, this is aussies place BAS Didnt aussie say to you he was in a Liabary, why are we at his house *Zar to look for clues BAS... " how do you know, its Aussies Place" *Zar cause i said so, thats how this stuff works *Zar and the fact that theres about 15 odd rosie clones... wait no ITS WORSE its OPERA WHINFREY CLONES Dear GOD!!! .. *Zar i dont know about you guys, but i plan to get some killing done unless you cowards want to avoid it again... |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 7 2008, 08:49 AM Post #23 |
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-everybody jumps out and starts to fight the Fat Bitch Rosie Clones- Clisp: FUCK YOU ROSIE! -kills one with a Balmangian kick- Zar: BWAAAAAAAAAAA -fires rocket at a set of clone and kills them- B A S: FUCK YOU ALL! -minigun blasts a number of them apart- W_R: -pops out- WELL WELL YOU FUCKTARDS! -gets shot in the head and dies- B A S: FUCK YOU YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER W_R, I PWND YOUR MOM, I PWND HER THE FUCK DEAD YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! -hacks his body apart with a knife and burns his body- Clisp: FUNGCHUUUUUUUUUU -kicks Sal in the face- DON'T EVER INSULT B A S ON THE WARHAWK BOARD! Sal: WHAT THE HELL?! Clisp: In general, Don't insult B A S... Sal: Fuck you Clisp! Clisp: -kicks Sal's cock- Sal: BWAAA... -falls down- Zar: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!?! Aussie: -in background- HEEEEEEEEEeeeEEeeelP! Clisp: Aussie my love, I'll save you! -hacks up clones to get to Aussie- Aussie: CLISP, I LOVE YOU!!! Clisp: SHUDUP! I'm almost there! 35: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you failed CLISP, you did exactly what I wanted you to! You are the key... Ian! Clisp: PLUH?! 35: YOU HEARD ME KID! Clisp: -gets real mad- GRRRRRR Aussie: CLISP! SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE! Jase: -stabs 35 with a spoon- FUCKING A I HATE POM! Aussie: O_____O Clisp: o___________O B A S: o_o Sal: x_x Lost: -high- Jase: What?.. -steals jet and flies away- Botta and Pudopist: We're heeeere.. awwww fuck... -Aussie and Clisp hug and their eyes meet- Aussie: Clisp... Clisp: Aussie... -passionate kiss between Clisp and Aussie- -everybody else pukes- Zar: -can be seen stabbing Oprah and Rosie clones repeatedly very sadisticaly- Aussie: I love you clisp! Clisp: I love you Aussie! ..... ..... ..... ??? |
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| Zar | Feb 7 2008, 09:00 AM Post #24 |
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#35.. Its Not Over Yet Brothers *Zar stops wtf... #35 is seen escaping (end story, ill think of a secound plot for part 2) (and WTF BaS) |
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