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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 8 2008, 11:20 PM (579 Views) | |
| Aussie | Feb 8 2008, 11:20 PM Post #1 |
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*Disclaimer* Turn the lights off, it's BONER TIME! *end Disclaimer* -Aussie- "That last play was awesome guys except for the shitty ending, im so pissed i didn't get to contribute" ..... -Aussie- "Guys? guys? what i come back and you leave? FUCK YOU!" ..... -Aussie- "Whatever"... "I know"... *Jerks off in the milk* -Aussie- "Thats better, come on there has to be someone here!" -Aussie- *Walks into Yurine* (OH MY GOD! EWW! who pissed here?) *see's Clisp on the ground* -Aussie- "Get up! where is everyone!"..... "fine!" *kicks Clisp in the balls* -Aussie- "HOLY FLYING BATSHIT SITTING ON A FENCE WITH DICK CHANY!" -Aussie- "He's dead, strangled! but how?" *Turns around* -Aussie- *See's whats on the milk carton (aside from... well you know)* -milk carton- *A picture of Botta and a missing sign* -Aussie- *Runs to find Zar* "Not him too!" -Aussie- *Looks at Zar's body* "It looks like he was Poisoned!" -Aussie- *Searches for Sal and finds a half eaten body* "lol someone ATE him out!... damn i hate when i make a joke and no ones around" -Aussie- "Oh Pud' please be ok!" *finds Pud' lying dead under a rosie clone* -Aussie- "I give up" *Reads newspaper* -newspaper- "And the prisoner BAS was sentenced to death today by the state of "WHERE EVER THE FUCK HE LIVES!!! and i don't give a fuck if they don't have the death penalty" for the genocide of 100 clones though only 99 bodies were ever found" -Aussie- "He took the rap for us, he never implicated us, and now he's dead.... dumb ass!" -Aussie- *Gets bored so decides to see how jase died* "lame" *Finds jase with a bullet wound in his head and a gun on the ground* -Aussie- *Hears something* "Who's there?" -lostboy- "I is askeer'd" -Aussie- "I guess there is only one thing left to do" *Grabs gun* "A murder suicide" -lostboy- *Shits self* "WAIT! we could use the time machine to go back and save everyone!" -Aussie- "I guess, but im already holding a gun.... fine if it will make you happy" -lostboy- *Walks towards time machine* -Aussie- "erm... aren't you going to "clean" yourself first?" -lostboy- "Nah if we go back in time i wouldn't have shit myself so it will be fine" -Aussie- "Ah huh, makes sence" -Aussie- *Gets in time machine with lostboy* -lostboy- "So who are we gonna save first?" -Aussie- "I don't know all i do know is we can only save one at a time (or one per post *hint hint*) *cool sounds, flashing lights and a poof of smoke* |
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| Zar | Feb 8 2008, 11:38 PM Post #2 |
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-Back in the past before the deaths- Its a cold summer morning, pushing off the mary kate and ashly olsen zar bedded last night.. Zar gets up and takes a piss in the cloths hamper *Zar My fucking head hurts *Zar all the sex and booze last night after saving aussie is taking its fucking toll *Zar damm im still pissing, thats alot of booze last night *Zar I wonder where #35 got himself to... he just dissapeared *Zar ohhh finally ive stopped *Zar hears knocking at the door *Zar starts walking to the door, and hears BAS answer it BAS: hello Cop 1: DOWN ON THE GROUND, Murder cop 2: lets take him downtown and beat his arse for those mass murders cop 1, yeah it says he lives alone, so i doubt anyone else is here cop 2, lets intergoate this bitch *Zar "...", man, ll rember to break him out later, right now im hungry, whats BAS got in his fridge *Zar walks to the fridge and only sees booze *Zar "..." *Zar fucking hell... *Zar walks to the closet and finds some fruit loops *Zar walks back to the fridge, and opens a chocalate milkshake (alchol) *Zar "meh, only milk here" *Zar starts pouring the milk into fruit loops box *Zar what the fuck is that smell...? *Zar meh im fucking hungry *Zar brings the box up to my mouth when.. |
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| Clisp | Feb 9 2008, 02:53 AM Post #3 |
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Lost: So who shall we rescue first? Aussie: I'd say Zar. Lost: Why him? Aussie: Well he created this site didn't he? Lost: I suppose... Aussie: Well let's go! *They enter the time machine and enter the co-ordinates which they inexplicably know* *WHOOOOOSH! Aussie: That was weird as hell. Lost: I feel sick... *Pukes* Aussie: OMG look there's Zar! (Lazy update I know, but I got distracted) |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 9 2008, 03:21 AM Post #4 |
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Aussie and Lostboy walk over to Zar, but notice he is about to get mugged from behind by an oddly disguised short little fucker... Aussie: Hey Zar! Watch out mate, somebody is right behind you! Lostboy: -wipes puke away from mouth- HEY ZAR, CAN YOU HEAR US?! Aussie: ZAR! I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT! Zar: -turns- WHAT?! -gets mugged by some little disguised fucker- Aussie and Lostboy: -both run over to Zar- Zar: WHAT THE FUCK! GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD!.. -little freak is pretty much humping Zar's leg- Zar: FUCK MAN! HELP ME YOU GUYS! -Aussie grabs the little dude and throws him, and he gets stuck in the sink- Lostboy: Nice shot! Zar: Damn, hes stuck, lets fuck em up! -the three procede to beat the high holy living shit out of the little dude- Zar: take his mask off! -Aussie removes the mask of the little dude- Lostboy: What the fuck? It's Gary Coleman!! Gary Coleman: You fuckers... what you talkin' bout... what... what you... -the three get the fuck out of there being oddly creeped out- Zar: The cops just took B A S away to jail... wait... where the fuck did you guys come from? Aussie: We came back in time... everybody got killed so we had to come back using the time machine Zar: Um, okay? Lostboy: We don't' have time to explain... we need to follow the cop car to get B A S... Zar: I dunno, he fucked up last time when we saved Aussie... Aussie: Dude, fucking A, B A S is a dumb bastard, sure, but he holds the secret to POM... the darkest secret possible! Zar: which is? Aussie: As Lostboy said... we don't have time to explain! LETS GO! -the three all go after B A S- MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE: Cop 1: FUCKER, I'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME BACON! -pistol whips B A S- Cop 2: I'M NOT FAT, I'M FESTIVELY PLUMP! -kicks B A S ribs- B A S: Your... your mum so fat, when she died, she gave off the smell of bacon cooking... Cop 3: MOTHERFUCKER! -kicks B A S in the mouth- -B A S is dragged into the police station and beaten for about an hour while he slings slightly humoring cop jokes back at them, eventually he is thrown in a cell for holding- B A S: POM is gonna get me killed one of these days, I fuckin' know it... I swear, I always told people I could see the future, it will kill us all, watch... fucking A... Aussie... Zar... Lost... somebody, get me the fuck out of here -cries- -in the background, a familiar voice can be heard in another cell- Voice: It's okay son... B A S: Who the fuck? that voice sounds so familiar... Voice: It's me, Willy Nilly B A S: Bill Clinton? What the fuck you doin' in here? Clinton: I got arrested for fucking a prostitute in public... B A S: Oh... well shit... I guess we have no choice but to wait at this point eh? Clinton: Yeah... -the two sit in their cells waiting... and waiting and... well fuck, waiting some more- ... |
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| Zar | Feb 9 2008, 05:16 AM Post #5 |
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Right, so if i understand you have other people to save.. i suppose ill go after BAS... --- (out of character: BAS, you didint mention my near posining) |
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| Aussie | Feb 9 2008, 06:16 AM Post #6 |
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-Aussie- *Beats Zar half to death* -Zar- "What the fuck did i do?" -Aussie- "You know!" -Zar- "Sorry but he fucked up the... events" -Aussie- "It's BAS what did you expect?" -Zar- "Good point" -lostboy- *feeling left out (as always) decides to get back at Zar and poisons milk* -Aussie- *Head explodes* -Zar- "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" -lostboy- "Not again!" -Zar- "What just happened?" -lostboy- "Time travel fucks with aussie's head because it's so fucking confusing and hard to keep track of" -Zar- "That would explain a headache not a small explosoin causing death" -lostboy- *Beats Zar to death* "stop fucking up POM with logic you asshole!" -Time macine #2- *materialises* -Aussie- *Steps out* "Dammit i hope that doesn't happen too much... what the fuck happened to Zar?" -lostboy- "Erm... he fell over... we better go back and save him again huh?" -Aussie- "I guess so" |
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| Zar | Feb 9 2008, 07:04 AM Post #7 |
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Im So Sexy
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-Back in the past before the deaths- Its a cold summer morning, pushing off the mary kate and ashly olsen zar bedded last night.. Zar gets up and takes a piss in the cloths hamper *Zar My fucking head hurts *Zar all the sex and booze last night after saving aussie is taking its fucking toll *Zar damm im still pissing, thats alot of booze last night *Zar I wonder where #35 got himself to... he just dissapeared *Zar ohhh finally ive stopped *Zar hears knocking at the door *Zar starts walking to the door, and hears BAS answer it BAS: hello Cop 1: DOWN ON THE GROUND, Murder cop 2: lets take him downtown and beat his arse for those mass murders cop 1, yeah it says he lives alone, so i doubt anyone else is here cop 2, lets intergoate this bitch *Zar "...", man, ll rember to break him out later, right now im hungry, whats BAS got in his fridge *Zar walks to the fridge and only sees booze *Zar "..." *Zar fucking hell... *Zar walks to the closet and finds some fruit loops *Zar walks back to the fridge, and opens a chocalate milkshake (alchol) *Zar "meh, only milk here" *Zar starts pouring the milk into fruit loops box *Zar what the fuck is that smell...? *Zar meh im fucking hungry *Zar brings the box up to my mouth when.. |
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| Aussie | Feb 9 2008, 07:39 AM Post #8 |
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-Aussie- "Here we go again" *Shoots Gary Colemen* -lostboy- "I is askeer'd of dejavu" -Aussie- "This is the last time we save Zar agreed?" -lostboy- "Agreed" -Zar- "What the fuck happened here?" -Aussie- "Shut the fuck up!" -Zar- "What did i do?" -Aussie- "Don't ask just don't eat or dring anything!" -Zar- "Anything? does Mary Kate and Ashley count?" -Aussie- "Shame you had my seconds" -Zar- "Huh?" -Aussie- "Just use this" *Hands Zar shampoo for crabs* -Zar- "Fuck not again" -lostboy- "I is askeer'd of crabs" -Zar- "Thats ok you will die a virgin" -lostboy- "But i have had sex" -Zar- "With another living person?" ..... -Aussie- "Ok enough of that we have POMmers to save" |
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| Zar | Feb 9 2008, 07:54 AM Post #9 |
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Im So Sexy
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*Zar anyway, you 2 can save all those guys if you want, im gonna go after BAS.. as soon as i sober up, hey lost.... want some coffe.... LOST: yeah, drinks some coffe, hmmm nice *Zar well hes alive the coffes fine, heh maybe i died of alchol poising *Zar picks up phone and slams losts with it LOST: *-* Knocked out *Zar drinks up his coffe *Zar gawd that stuff sucks, oh well im betta, so who are we killing again AUSSIE: wtf, no one yet, youre going to save BAS *Zar that fuckhead, why? AUSSIE: cause you owe me *Zar WTF, you owe me, i like, got everyone together to save you AUSSIE: what the fuck ever *Zar ..., HEY!! i remember now, i fucked Mary kate and ashley when i was 12, and they were 11, it was right after I FUCKED YOUR MOM, that was the first time i got crabs AUSSIE YOU FUCKHEAD, so YOUR MY SISTERS DADDY... *Zar i hope not i fucked her too, in fact i used the time machine and fucked your Grand mum last week *Zar sure explains why your uncle John looks like me AUSSIE I KILL YOU Aussie runs up to zar *Zar jumps in the air and lands on the counter Aussie its the fridge Aussie OWWW *Zar Suck that cunt *Zar but anyway, i doubt it was your secounds, mary kate and ashley were virgins, last night they still had there hymens *Zar and no theres no surgery for that, and they dont have a time machine *Zar so fuck you *Zar walks out the door and goes to AMMUNATION (ill update later, and aussie, thats for fucking with me, id advise to find another person to fuck with if i was you) |
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| Aussie | Feb 9 2008, 08:01 AM Post #10 |
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-Aussie- "Erm... ok then" -Aussie- *Beats Zar To Death* -lostboy- "This is going well" *sigh* -Aussie- "YOU WANT SOME!!!" -lostboy- "I is askeer'd" -Aussie- "Lets just go save someone else" -lostboy- "Ok but who?" |
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| Major Zero | Feb 9 2008, 08:14 AM Post #11 |
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Aussie You Cant Do That You will Create a TIME PARADOX -Zar Reappears alive and well |
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| Aussie | Feb 9 2008, 08:58 AM Post #12 |
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-Aussie- *Beats Major Zero to death for using logic in POM* -Aussie- *See's Zar alive again* -Aussie- *Head explodes* -time machine #3- *appears* -Aussie- "Fuck that hurts" |
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| Clisp | Feb 9 2008, 02:38 PM Post #13 |
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*Out of time machine 3 pops another aussie and lostboy* aussie: What the hell are we doing here? lostboy: OMG another me! Hang on, would it count as incest or masturbation if we... |
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| LOSTBOY78 | Feb 9 2008, 07:08 PM Post #14 |
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Aussie: Fuck, one Lostboy is bad enough LOST 1 & 2 Simotaniously: I always wanted to fuck Ashely and Mary-Kate at the same time. WTF, stop mocking me. You bass turd. Aussie: I can't take this shit. *kills one lostboy with a spoon* *LOST 2 is reincarnated into a shark then dies again because there is no water* *reincarnates once more into a panther* LOST: Awesome, can I keep him Aussie? Aussie: Fine, as long as I don't step in any cat shit. LOST: Yay, I will name him Rover. Aussie: *face palms* That is a dogs name, fuck it, what ever. LOST: Funny how your head is the only one that X-plodes. Aussie: That is because you have the attention span of a goldfish, remember. LOST: I had a gold fish? Aussie: Forget it. Get your cat and let's go save BAS. LOST: Come one Rover, let's go. |
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| Clisp | Feb 9 2008, 07:51 PM Post #15 |
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*Aussie 2, who was hiding, decided to follow. He slips over a banana peel and breaks his neck. He reincarnates into...* (Next poster decides) |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 9 2008, 08:33 PM Post #16 |
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Aussie 2 reincarnates into a June Bug... DUN DUN DUN... (you'll see!) Later, wandering along down the road looking for B A S... Aussie: Do you think he is stll alive? What about Sal? Botta? Everybody else?L Lost: I'm askeer'd to find out Panther: Rawr! Aussie: I just wish I knew... MEANWHILE: B A S: -in jail- Fuck... those fuckers are taking a long time... HEY WARDEN! WHEN DO I GET MY FUCKIN' PHONECALL?! Warden: When I'm done fuckin' yur mum! B A S: My mum is dead you fucking bacon fucker! Warden: Then I guess you get it now... B A S: ABOUT TIME FATSHIT! -B A S at the phones now- B A S: -riiiiiing- come on.. pick up... -riiiiiiiiiiiiiing- Voice: Hello? B A S: Clisp, dude, you gotta fuckin' help me... I'm in jail! Clisp: ...whoooooooo is this?! B A S: -bangs phone on wall- CLISP! Clisp: ALRIGHT!! I'll be there soon... but im stll in the UK so you are actually FUCKED B A S: DAMNIT... hurry... I don't know how much longer I can take it in here Clisp: Too much ass fucking? B A S: Actually, there hasn't been any... I just hate cops... I killed one once... Clisp: Ahhh... waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a minute... B A S: Don't ask! Just come get me, Bill has sent you a jet Clisp: Dude, I can fly remeber? B A S: Fuck... thats right... Bill bring the jet back, Clisp can fly... Clinton: Ahhh shucks... -calls his Bitch wife- Clisp: -in mid flight- I'm over te ocean now... damn its windy... B A S: Your phone stll works? Clisp: Yeah, I have the new AT&T Cingular plan, it works great! B A S: Um... was that a commercial plug? Clisp: Yeah... this shit is on TV... you didn't know? B A S: WHAT THE FUCK?! -looks at camera- heh... heheheheh.. hi! Camera man 1: Don't look at the camera fucknut! B A S: -all awkward like- heh.. uh... hurry up clisp! Clisp: -his phone drops the connection- B A S: FUCK!.. ANYWAY... back to Aussie and Lostboy... Aussie: Dude, maybe we should take a Taxi? Lostboy: I is askeer'd of taxis... Aussie: Why? Lostboy: I got hit by so many... Aussie: Oh... -Zar is alive lurking in the background following Aussie and Lostboy- Panther: RAWWWWR... Aussie: Could you shut that fucking thing up? Lostboy: It's hungry! June Bug: BZZZZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZZ -flies up to Panther- Panther: YAWRP! -eats june bug...- Aussie 2 reincarnates as an elf... Elf Aussie 2: YO HO HO, HIYA FELLAS! Aussie: what in the shit? Lostboy: I is askeer'd!!!! -cowars- Panther: Rawr! Zar: -lurk lurk lurk- -loud crashing sound a block away, sounds like something crashing into a dumpster- Elf Aussie 2: WHAT THE FUCK?! Aussie: O_O Lostboy: I is more askeer'd now... -everybody runs over to the sound- Aussie: It's Clisp! Clisp: Damn that hurt... are you okay Clisp suit? Clisp Suit: I broke your fall you fucker! Clisp: Shut up bitch... Clisp Suit: God... if you wasn't my master I'd kill you! Aussie: CLISP! Clisp: -embarrased look on face since he hasn't seen Aussie since the end of the last story- Aussie: Are you okay? Clisp: I'm okay... so ummm.. how you doin? doin okay? Aussie: Yea... not too bad... Clisp: Thats good... -awkward- good good... Zar: -runs off as Clisp showing up thwarted his attempt to kill aussie... Zar goes looking for Sal- Lostboy: Clisp! I missed you!! Clisp: Get off my leg you little bitch! Lostboy: sorry.. I is happy! Panther: RAWR! Clisp: What the hell are you guys doing wth a Panther? Aussie: -sigh... don't ask- Elf Aussie 2: HIYA CLISP! Clisp: BAHHH... what the fuck?! its like aussie... but an elf! Aussie: Again... dont ask! Clisp: ...okay... Aussie: We are going to save B A S Clisp: Save him? okay? Aussie: Oh yeah... Lost and I are from the future... we all get killed! Clisp: I knew I shouldn't have asked... Elf Aussie 2: Hey, fellas, can we go now? Aussie: Yea... lets go! Aussie, Elf Aussie 2, Clisp, the Clisp Suit, Lostboy, and the Panther all head to save B A S... |
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| Aussie | Feb 10 2008, 01:31 AM Post #17 |
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-Aussie- "Err... i think im starting to see where this is going" -lostboy- *Hands Clisp an umbrella* -Clisp- "Whats this for?" -Aussie- *Head explodes* -Clisp- "FUCK!" -Panther- *Starts eating Aussies remains* -Time machine #4- *Appears* -Aussie- "Oh for fucks sake can you stop him from eating my body?" -Clisp- "What the hell" -lostboy- "Don't ask" -Aussie- "Fuck it lets go get BAS" -Police headquarters- "Oink, oink, squeel" -Clisp- "Now what?" -Aussie- "Erm... good question" -lostboy- "Now we save BAS" -Clisp- "Yeah but how numb nuts?" -lostboy- "I don't know but BAS can't DIE!" -Aussie- "Yes he can he already has once" -lostboy- "No i mean he can't die because im carrying his baby" -Clisp- "I thought you were a guy!?" |
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| Clisp | Feb 10 2008, 02:01 AM Post #18 |
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losboy: Er not quite... *Takes off mask* Aussie: OMG it's lostgirl! Clisp: But where the hell is lostboy? lostgirl: I don't know but I hope he forgives me for cheating on him... Clisp: He'll probably end up kicking you in the baby. *Nobody notices the panther acting weird to the news of BAS getting lostgirl pregnant* |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 10 2008, 06:04 AM Post #19 |
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-the panther attacks a random cop and eats him- Panther: YARP! Random Cop: SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE.. -dead- Lostgirl: God I hope his huge, enormous, gigantic... ego is okay... Clisp Suit: I have an idea Clisp: Oh gawd, fuck you Clisp Suit... you are't that smart... Clisp Suit: No, I really have an idea! Clisp: And what is that? Clisp Suit: First say I am YOUR master! Clisp: Fuck it, B A S can die! Clisp Suit: No he can't... POM is doomed if he dies... Aussie: He died in the future... but POM was gone... Lostgirl: There is more to it than just me having his baby Elf Aussie: Hey Fellas... shut up and let the Clisp suit talk! Clisp Suit: Thank you Aussie elf... thing... here is my idea... Clisp: Here we go... Clisp Suit: FUCK YOU DAMNIT I AN.... FUCK! -kicks Clisp's nuts... somehow- Clisp: ARGH! -falls over- Lostgirl: Ouch Clisp Suit: Can I fuckin' finish now? Aussie: Sure.... Clisp Suit: -whisper whisper whisper- Everybody: GOT IT!... 10 minutes later... B A S: Man guys, that was awesome! Aussie: I never thought that'd work! Clisp: That can definately never be explained, nope, not in a million years... Elf Aussie: So why was I naked with my finger in my ass? Clisp Suit: -snicker... snicker- Cause you are a dumbfuck! B A S: That was pretty funny... so what now? Lostgirl: Hi baby! B A S: -hits Lostgirl- take that mask of you fag Lostgirl: NO... B A S: MOTHERFUCKER! -rips Lostgirls face off to reveal it is, in fact, Pudopist- Aussie: WHAT THE FUCK?! Pudopist: Sorry... Clisp: O_O where the fuck is Lostboy... B A S: not sure... Pudopist: When he died, and you guys came back... he died... and well, he came back again... with me.... then he hid and i dressed like Lostgirl dressing like Lostboy... in case something happened. Aussie: So where is he? Lostboy: -hiding- Right here! Aussie: Where? Lostboy: -crawls out from under a car- Sorry... I got askeer'd... B A S: So what is all this shit about Lostgirl? Lostboy: Sometimes... late at night... when I get lonely... B A S: Don't fnish tha sentence... Lostboy: BTW... I've heard that if you die B A S POM is doomed.. why? B A S: Are you sure you can handle it? Clisp: I still can't believe it... Pudopist: I can... Aussie: I'm only vague at best about what it is... -has no real clue- B A S: Okay... I am... in fact... NEWS BULLETIN: WE ARE INTERUPTING YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM WITH THIS NEWS UPDATE "a crazy australian guy caling himself "35" has vowed to take over the world... we will have more on this as the news breaks" Lostboy: WOOOOOOW... that is amazing B A S! Aussie: That explains everything! Clisp: So um... what now? Pudopist: We need to find Botta! B A S: Okay... to Dallas! Clisp: We are... going to walk... to Dallas? B A S: No, that'd be stupid... thats over 1000 miles away Elf Aussie: Okay, then what? Panther: -loves up to Pudopist- Pudopist: What the fuck? Lostboy: I think it likes you! Pudopist: Um, okay? Aussie: No time to explain... Charlie Suit: Paradox Immanent!!! B A S: OH FUCK! -time continuum fucks up and alters- Clisp: What the hell?! Charlie Suit: Time strain altered... a new strain has beegun... Clisp Suit: -appears annoyed at Charlie Suit- B A S: That can't be good... Charlie Suit... what happened? Charlie Suit: To much space time continuum fabrication... B A S: That means... what? Charlie Suit: Another time altering device has been detected in proximity B A S: Uh... okay? Clisp: I don't like the sound of that... Voice: Yo! Everybody: WHO? W_R: ME YOU FUCKERS! THATS RIGHT, W_R IS HERE... to help you... lol OWNED : o ) DUN DUN DUN |
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| Zar | Feb 10 2008, 10:45 AM Post #20 |
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*Zar appears in a Black hawk chopper EVERYBODDY DOWN behind clisp suit Clisp suit Fuck You *Zar um your immune to bullets and shit clisp suit Oh Yeah *Zar its my time *Zar launches a full barage of missiles and they all hit W_R leaving nothing but a crater with the PoM boys *Zar activates BAS charlie suit and goes back in time W_R reappears *Zar hehehehe W_R What The Fuck Metal Gear Rex! *Zar stomps on W_R leaving nothing but a puddle of WR on the floor *Zar activates the charlie suit and goes throught the rest of the 100 deaths list *Zar heh that was fun Aussie, why the fuck do you keep killing him *Zar cuase i havent killed anyone today Aussie "..." Lost Runs away Pud " I always liked you" BAS Motherfucker leave my suit alone *Zar then LEAVE MY STORIES ALONE!! Bas ... hey where did lost go *Runs *Zar fucking hell Ring Ring Ring Ring *Zar Hey Buddy, im about to return it now *Zar yes hes dead, well and trully *Zar it performed like in the game *Zar *laughs* yeah he ran *Zar You were right Everyone fell for my fake deaths *Zar Yes Hes Fine, *Zar Yes I heard Hes shown himself *Zar i doubt he will ever see him again *Zar I understand, iull be there soon with REX soon *Zar Hideo Kojima DUN DUN DUN Aussie... you know hideo kojima *Zar yes Aussie Who the fuck are you *Zar Thats not important... im gonna go now, but ill be back later (Out of character: let aussie have the next post, he needs to end the story, and i think Bas or clisp should start part 3) |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 10 2008, 08:46 PM Post #21 |
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After Zar is gone... B A S: Dude, what crawled up his ass? Aussie: Not sure... Elf Aussie: Poor W_R... he wanted to help us... Clisp: Fuck W_R B A S: -sigh- WWJD? (What Would Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) Do?) Clisp Suit: We need all the help we can get... Charlie Suit: Peak timegate detected... Clisp Suit: FUCK YOU BITCH! Charlie Suit: Your mother Clisp Suit... B A S: -sigh- fuck it... -walks to W_R's POMs and places my hand on a hunk of shit, rewinds time and brings him back to life- W_R: You... what.... the... B A S: I am B A S, the wearer of the perfected time travel suit known as the Charlie suit W_R: Um... rrrroookay? Aussie: You dumbfuck, he saved your life... Clisp: Why though? B A S: I know what happened in the future... I came from it... Lostboy: How? B A S: My... suit? perhaps...? paying attention? maybe? are you? Lostboy: Sorry... I fell asleep Aussie: So you are from the future... like the terminators? B A S: Not quite, they are from an alternative time strain, my father went back in time to stop Aurthor Krone from destroying the planet, he left the suit in a time capsule for me to find on my 21st birthday Aussie: So wait... aside from why you are important to POM... you are important to the planet? Charlie Suit: Time strain immanent. New threat detected B A S: Oh shit... A loud rumble could be heard in the distance as a massive airship approaches B A S: everybody take cover! -everybody hides- Lostboy: I is askeer'd... Pudopist: its okay -pats Lost's head- Panther: RAWR! -ship lands- B A S: what the hell?! hahahahaha NICE! Botta, Sal, Zar, Shadow of a Man, and Bill Clinton come running up from the airship Clinton: Hey B A S! Told you I could find em! B A S: I just thought you'd get distracted is all Zar: Fuckin' A that airship is sweet! Sal: The pilot is a bit odd though... ... Balthier: HEY GUYS! My shot is quicker or my names not Balthier! Aussie: Who the fuck is Balthier? Clisp: He is from Final Fantasy XII... and apparently real! Zar: Videogames are real, didn't you know? Aussie: you guys may wanna stand back -everybody but Balthier, Botta, and Sal hides- Aussie: -head explodes all over them- Balthier: NOT AGAIN! Botta: I'm turned on... Sal: mmmm... beeef steeeeew... -new time machine appears- Aussie: FUCK! -shoots Balthier- FUCK YOU! Balthier: HAHA! I come from a world with HP... that only did 96 points of damage, i have 210 HP! Aussie: -head explodes... new time machine appears- GOD DAMNIT! Lets just find 35 and mindfuck his ass! B A S: Agreed, TO THE AIRSHIP! -everybody boards the Airship- from there, Aussie, B A S, Botta, Clisp, Sal, Zar, Efl Aussie, Lostboy, the Panther, Bill Clinton, Pudopist, Balthier, Shadow of a Man, and W_R go off to find 35... (its all up to you now Aussie! =D ) |
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| Clisp | Feb 10 2008, 11:10 PM Post #22 |
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In the airship: *Strange noises can be heard from the toilets* Zar: What the hell is that noise? Aussie: Sounds like... orgasms... *Everybody rushes to the toilets ands barges the door open* lostgirl: It's not what it looks like! Paris Hilton: Oh yes it is baby. You boys wanna join in? lostboy: I might as well hang myself now... (Will lostboy become an emo? Will everyone have a mass orgy with Paris Hilton? And if so, who will die of AIDS first? And will we find out where jase is? Has 35 got him *hint hint*? Find out in Aussie's post!) |
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| LOSTBOY78 | Feb 11 2008, 02:13 AM Post #23 |
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LOST *kicks everyone in the dick* That my sister..............I get the first piece. *Clisp and BAS Double Dutch Paris and pull out but thier dicks are still stuck to each other* Clisp: Damn, I couldn't pull out in time. *Zar and Pud both get massive erections while looking at BAS/Clisp cocks* *Rover bites off Puds weiner* That is ok, it wasn't real anyway. Clisp Suit: I told you Pud was a chick Pud: Fuck you Clisp Suit, I'd kick you in the dick if you had one. Clisp suit: same to you. |
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| Aussie | Feb 11 2008, 03:40 AM Post #24 |
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-BAS- "Why did we do all this anyway?" -Clisp- "I... I don't remember" -Aussie- "Good point it really makes no sence when you look at it" -Zar- "It's like... we're characters in a retards play" -Clisp suit- *Kicks Zar in the nuts* -Zar- *...... falls over* -Clisp suit- "Dammit why does he always have to ruin things with logic?" -Clisp- "Maybe he isn't a retard like some people?" -Aussie- "What was i doing when you guys were fucking Paris?" -W_R- "Why am i a good guy?" -jase- "Where the fuck have i been?" -Panther- "Im i going to just dissapear now?" -Elf Aussie- "If im 3 feet tall it seems strange that my dick would be 1/6th of my hight" -lostboy- "I is askeer'd of all these qustions" -Bill Clinton- "I miss being president this shit is way harder" -Pud- "So.... im a girl now?.... excuse me i have.... 'stuff' to do" -Sal- "Does anyone remember me?" -Botta- "Wow im glad i haven't been here for a while this shit has more plot holes than DMC4" -Balthier- "Who the fuck am i again?" -Shadow of a Man- "Why am i here? i posted like 3 times in POM thats it" -#35- "Hay guys i have decided to be a christian im sorry for all the trouble i caused you and i hope you can forgive me" -BAS- *Uses cool ray-gun that he bought back from the future on #35 evaporating him* -Clisp- "Did you really have to do that?" -BAS- "Fuck yeah! the last thing we need is another christian" -Aussie- "What ever im off to fuck Paris" -Pud- "Me first!" -lostboy- "I is askeer'd of STD's" .... .... -BAS- "Good none of them know what i have planned but they will find out"... *Evil laugh* -Aussie- "BAS! are you gonna join in or just stand there like a ###" (HOLY SHIT! A WORD MODDED ON THE NEW POM!) *shitty end to a play on POM #2* (oh i hope i start a trend) |
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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 11 2008, 04:14 AM Post #25 |
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(-facepalm- this aint good... CLISP, SAVE US! (hes doing the next story)) |
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