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Archived Eeek Archived; Plotholes galore
Topic Started: Feb 11 2008, 04:50 PM (571 Views)
BledAngelShadow
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B A S: where the hell are we?
Clisp: It looks like a wrestling ring?
B A S: I know that much but still...
Aussie: Wrestling is lame...
Jase: So is yer mum!
Aussie: BETCH! -Jase and Aussie start to fight rolling around the ring-
-John Cena's music starts- THE TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW BOW WOW WOWOW....
Clisp: ITS JOHN CENA! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO PICK UP!! -sounded oddly like JR-
B A S: What the hell?!!
John Cena: THE CHAMP... IS HERE!
Clisp: SHUT UP CENA -ref holds back Clisp-
-GOOOOONG-
Clisp: OH SHIT
Lostboy: I is askeer'd of deadman...
B A S: ITS THE UNDERTAKER, RUUUN! -everybody but B A S and Lostboy are able to successfully exit the ring-
Lostboy: WTF! This clip detection sucks! It won't let me out!!!
B A S: Dude... I think we are the ones facing Cena and Undertaker in this match...
Lostboy: I'm not askeer'd of Cena, but Undertaker makes me poop my pants =(
-Undertaker rolls eyes back, Lostboy faints-
B A S: For the love of jeebus...
Cena: dude... did he just faint?
B A S: Cena... i have bad news for you!
Cena: Oh?
B A S: Yeah, I get to choose the rules, this match will be an AMBULANCE MATCH!
Cena: Hah, nice try, you have to beat BOTH of us in that case!
B A S: I'm not worried about you!
Cena: THE CHAMP IS HERE! -points to himself like a tard-
B A S: I KNOW THIS -bell rings, B A S whacks Cena between the eyes with a bat-
JR: CENA'S DOWN, CENA'S DOWN OH MY GOSH WHAT A BARN BURNER!
Lostboy: -still fainted-
Undertaker: GRRRRR -chokeslams B A S-
B A S: x______x
King: B A S is out I think JR!!?
JR: I dunno King, I just don't know...
Lostboy: -gets up slowly-
Glados: NO, this simulation is to show how askeer'd lostboy is, you cannot get up! There will be no cake if you get up!
Lostboy: I... am... not... ASKEER'D! -lostboy grows all of a sudden to 6'5 and 275 lbs- >_> (i know i know... hahahahaa)
B A S: -gets up slowly- POM... will never... LOSE! -grabs Cena and gives him a diamond cutter on the WWE title-
Lostboy: DIE UNDERTAKER! -gives Undertaker a chokeslam... somehow-
Edge: I AM EDGE, I SUCK, HERE I COME TO RUIN YOUR MATCH CAUSE I HAVE NO TALENT! -runs in the ring, Clisp shoots Edge-
Clisp: I HATE THAT GUY, SCREW LOGIC!
-An Ambulence backs up-
B A S: Glados, you can't be serious, how is this a tough battle?
Glados: You shall see... he... he... he... he... he...
Cena: MY TIME IS NOW, BASIC THUG-A-NOMICS! ACTIVATE! -B A S whacks Cena with the bat again, Cena falls out of the ring and into the Ambulance-
Lostboy: LOSTBOY MAD, LOSTBOY SMASH! -gives Undertaker a boot to the jaw-
Undertaker: GRRRRR -goes to chokeslam lostboy, lostboy fights him off and tosses him out of the ring-
Aussie: KICK HIS SPLEEN LOST... oh my gosh he is so not askeer'd!
Lostgirl: I am so turned on right now...
Jase: ME TOO...
Everybody: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jase: Wow... awkward...
Clisp: Wait... what the hell...
-a single Rosie Clone runs down to the ring covered in donut powder-
B A S: OH god no... this ain't good!
Lostboy: DO NOT... -beep- WITH LOST BOY TESTEBURGER... -hits Rosie clone with Closeline from hell and she explodes fat over the entire crowd-
Crowd: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! LOST BOY LOST BOY LOST BOY LOST BOY! -cheers-
B A S: its time Lost
Glados: I told you that you cannot win! -ambulance drives away- if there is no ambulance... ah ah... ah ah... ah ah...
-ambulance stops-
Glados: WHAT THE?!
Clisp: WANKER! -beats up the driver- Don't FUCK WITH CLISP BITCH!
Aussie: Clisp! You... you are so manly! -catches eyes with clisp, beautiful music plays-
Jase: SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN HOME! -goes to steal the Ambulance-
Aussie: NO YOU DON'T CARTMA... i mean... Jase... wow... that was wierd... >_>
Jase: -goes to close Door, Undertaker walks up-
Undertaker: GRRR -grabs jase and eats him-
B A S: OMG YOU KILLED JASE
Aussie: YOU SICK BASTARD!
Clisp: -hits Undertaker with a Chair-
Undertaker: RRRRRRRRR!
Zar: You're making him mad!
Clisp: Shut up Zar! I'd like to see you do better!
Zar: -low blows the undertaker-
Undertaker: NrrRRRRRRR! -eats Zar-
Clisp: NICE GOING...
Glados: I am definately amused! ha ha... ha ha... ha ha...
Lostboy: LOSTBOY SMASH! -plasters Undertaker with a sledge hammer, Undertaker falls limp, Lostboy tosses the deadman into the back of the Ambulance and it drives away-
B A S: WE WON!
Lostboy: -goes back to being a normal skeer'd lil guy- i is so askeer'd of what just happened, you don't even know... -poops a little-
Clisp: Great match guys! that is about as real as Wrestling gets!
Aussie: I can't believe Undertaker ate Jase and Zar...
B A S: They won't stay gone dude, its like, part of Glados' sick little game!
Glados: Speaking of sick... little game... it is time... for the next test!

-everybody disappears and reappears...-
"One bullet for my head... and two for yours!"
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