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| BledAngelShadow | Feb 22 2008, 12:30 AM Post #26 |
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B A S: where the hell are we? Clisp: It looks like a wrestling ring? B A S: I know that much but still... Aussie: Wrestling is lame... Jase: So is yer mum! Aussie: BETCH! -Jase and Aussie start to fight rolling around the ring- -John Cena's music starts- THE TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW BOW WOW WOWOW.... Clisp: ITS JOHN CENA! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO PICK UP!! -sounded oddly like JR- B A S: What the hell?!! John Cena: THE CHAMP... IS HERE! Clisp: SHUT UP CENA -ref holds back Clisp- -GOOOOONG- Clisp: OH SHIT Lostboy: I is askeer'd of deadman... B A S: ITS THE UNDERTAKER, RUUUN! -everybody but B A S and Lostboy are able to successfully exit the ring- Lostboy: WTF! This clip detection sucks! It won't let me out!!! B A S: Dude... I think we are the ones facing Cena and Undertaker in this match... Lostboy: I'm not askeer'd of Cena, but Undertaker makes me poop my pants =( -Undertaker rolls eyes back, Lostboy faints- B A S: For the love of jeebus... Cena: dude... did he just faint? B A S: Cena... i have bad news for you! Cena: Oh? B A S: Yeah, I get to choose the rules, this match will be an AMBULANCE MATCH! Cena: Hah, nice try, you have to beat BOTH of us in that case! B A S: I'm not worried about you! Cena: THE CHAMP IS HERE! -points to himself like a tard- B A S: I KNOW THIS -bell rings, B A S whacks Cena between the eyes with a bat- JR: CENA'S DOWN, CENA'S DOWN OH MY GOSH WHAT A BARN BURNER! Lostboy: -still fainted- Undertaker: GRRRRR -chokeslams B A S- B A S: x______x King: B A S is out I think JR!!? JR: I dunno King, I just don't know... Lostboy: -gets up slowly- Glados: NO, this simulation is to show how askeer'd lostboy is, you cannot get up! There will be no cake if you get up! Lostboy: I... am... not... ASKEER'D! -lostboy grows all of a sudden to 6'5 and 275 lbs- >_> (i know i know... hahahahaa) B A S: -gets up slowly- POM... will never... LOSE! -grabs Cena and gives him a diamond cutter on the WWE title- Lostboy: DIE UNDERTAKER! -gives Undertaker a chokeslam... somehow- Edge: I AM EDGE, I SUCK, HERE I COME TO RUIN YOUR MATCH CAUSE I HAVE NO TALENT! -runs in the ring, Clisp shoots Edge- Clisp: I HATE THAT GUY, SCREW LOGIC! -An Ambulence backs up- B A S: Glados, you can't be serious, how is this a tough battle? Glados: You shall see... he... he... he... he... he... Cena: MY TIME IS NOW, BASIC THUG-A-NOMICS! ACTIVATE! -B A S whacks Cena with the bat again, Cena falls out of the ring and into the Ambulance- Lostboy: LOSTBOY MAD, LOSTBOY SMASH! -gives Undertaker a boot to the jaw- Undertaker: GRRRRR -goes to chokeslam lostboy, lostboy fights him off and tosses him out of the ring- Aussie: KICK HIS SPLEEN LOST... oh my gosh he is so not askeer'd! Lostgirl: I am so turned on right now... Jase: ME TOO... Everybody: WHAT THE FUCK?! Jase: Wow... awkward... Clisp: Wait... what the hell... -a single Rosie Clone runs down to the ring covered in donut powder- B A S: OH god no... this ain't good! Lostboy: DO NOT... -beep- WITH LOST BOY TESTEBURGER... -hits Rosie clone with Closeline from hell and she explodes fat over the entire crowd- Crowd: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! LOST BOY LOST BOY LOST BOY LOST BOY! -cheers- B A S: its time Lost Glados: I told you that you cannot win! -ambulance drives away- if there is no ambulance... ah ah... ah ah... ah ah... -ambulance stops- Glados: WHAT THE?! Clisp: WANKER! -beats up the driver- Don't FUCK WITH CLISP BITCH! Aussie: Clisp! You... you are so manly! -catches eyes with clisp, beautiful music plays- Jase: SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN HOME! -goes to steal the Ambulance- Aussie: NO YOU DON'T CARTMA... i mean... Jase... wow... that was wierd... >_> Jase: -goes to close Door, Undertaker walks up- Undertaker: GRRR -grabs jase and eats him- B A S: OMG YOU KILLED JASE Aussie: YOU SICK BASTARD! Clisp: -hits Undertaker with a Chair- Undertaker: RRRRRRRRR! Zar: You're making him mad! Clisp: Shut up Zar! I'd like to see you do better! Zar: -low blows the undertaker- Undertaker: NrrRRRRRRR! -eats Zar- Clisp: NICE GOING... Glados: I am definately amused! ha ha... ha ha... ha ha... Lostboy: LOSTBOY SMASH! -plasters Undertaker with a sledge hammer, Undertaker falls limp, Lostboy tosses the deadman into the back of the Ambulance and it drives away- B A S: WE WON! Lostboy: -goes back to being a normal skeer'd lil guy- i is so askeer'd of what just happened, you don't even know... -poops a little- Clisp: Great match guys! that is about as real as Wrestling gets! Aussie: I can't believe Undertaker ate Jase and Zar... B A S: They won't stay gone dude, its like, part of Glados' sick little game! Glados: Speaking of sick... little game... it is time... for the next test! -everybody disappears and reappears...- |
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