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| Climb the Ladder, Kimmy | |
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| Kimiko Matsui | Apr 14 2018, 10:44 AM Post #1 |
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*Kimiko laying in her bed, while Welcome Home by Metallica plays in the background* Golden Ticket Match. I have been selected to take part in this ladder match, I have seen what carnage the ladder matches have done to many people, I myself have never been in a ladder match so I have spent the past few days watching ladder matches, pretty barbaric if you ask me but really I too am barbaric so it evens out huh? There are no ropes to end my armbars, tapping out does not stop me from snapping anyone's arms, some say submissions do nothing in this kind of match... I disagree heavily because you can't climb with a broken arm and again nothing in this match could stop me from permanently injuring one's arm, then I climb the ladder over everyone's broken bodies and feel on top of the world.... TOP OF THE WORLD, as I hold the Golden Ticket Briefcase and then out of nowhere in an instant, when the moment is right cash in this ticket and once again become RWR Women's Champion for the second time! Kimiko-Gun, Stable Warfare... you heard it here folks. Sky's the Limit and the next guests for the Stable Warfare, Fitzwell Fighting Systems. I hope you three are ready for the hell I am ready to unleash on you, the three here have been working non-stop in the dojo and I have never seen Devil and Pollo more focused, Kenji has been taken to the limit under my wing, even had him face a bear and I don't mean Jones. Kenji needs to learn to have a killer instinct when it counts, controlled chaos! He lost his TV Title match way back when and then lost to Moniz for a chance at the Men's Golden Ticket match, which is why I am the lone participant of Kimiko-gun in any Golden Ticket Matches. Fine by me, I will lead us all to glory as Kenji and Fuck Yo Mask win another Stable Warfare match and I will hold the Women's Golden Ticket and the whole women's locker room will have to watch their backs, and remember just who in the hell I am! I AM KIMIKO MATSUI, THE HEAVY METAL SUBMISSION ARTIST. LEADER OF KIMIKO-GUN AND IN THE END JUST REMEMBER... KIMIKO-GUN, ICHIBAAAAAAAAN!!! Edited by Kimiko Matsui, Apr 14 2018, 06:35 PM.
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| Razor Sharp | Apr 14 2018, 07:44 PM Post #2 |
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...AAAAAAAAAAAN! At that moment, as Kimiko finished screaming her lungs out for her promo, Devil Pierrot #2 suddenly appeared directly in front of her. The two stared into each other's eyes for what seemed like eternity...well whatever would constitute Devil Pierrot #2's eyes anyways. The two continued to stare at each other. Kimiko at Devil Pierrot #2. Devil Pierrot #2 at Kimiko. Kimiko at Devil Pierrot #2. Devil Pierrot #2 at Kimiko. Kimiko at Devil Pie... Kimiko blinks. Devil Pierrot #2 continues to stare at Kimiko, who is increasingly becoming annoyed and upset. Why? Probably because Devil Pierrot #2 is still staring at her, or because she lost the impromptu staring contest. She doesn't like to lose so yeah that's probably it. At that moment, Devil Pierrot #2 allegedly gave off the biggest grin with a tongue sticking out that you would ever see. He won. Kimiko's increasingly agitated demeanor would quickly vanish, however, as Devil Pierrot #2 revealed that behind his back the entire time was a Happy Meal. A Happy meal that he personally acquired for his new friend/life partner/master/mom. Kimiko takes the Happy Meal, opens it up, and... SPRINKLES! Kimiko looks back up at Devil Pierrot #2, who is overjoyed at his recent accomplishments. He grabs his nose and... HOOOOONK! Suddenly music began to fill the air. From where, no one knows, but... PUT YOUR PINKY FINGER TO THE MOON! At that moment, Devil Pierrot #2 and Kimiko Matsui put their pinky fingers in the air. No matter who you are, you can't deny the catchiness of Bruno Mars. No one can. Devil Pierrot #2 suddenly ran out the door of Kimiko's bedroom and into her backyard, which led to a large patch of the woods, where Kimiko held some of her training "seminars". eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeee As Devil Pierrot #2 ran outside, the music and his screaming trailed behind him. He was obviously trying to lead her somewhere, so Kimiko followed Devil Pierrot #2 into the woods. Two and a half hours later, after Devil Pierrot #2 got lost...twice... he reached Kimiko's private bear pit where Kenji has been training. Right behind was Kimiko as the never-ending loop of Bruno Mars and Devil Pierrot #2's screaming reached its loudest point again...and then stopped. Devil Pierrot #2 pointed into the bear pit, trying to get Kimiko to look inside it. She complied. Inside the bear pit was a passed out and tattered Kenji, covered in booboos, who once again lost his battle against Kimiko's bear. However, the other thing she saw MAY SURPRISE YOU! Or not, I don't know. Regardless, she saw this. ![]() El Pollo Loco!私のクマに乗るのはやめて!あなたにハッピー・ミールを食べさせてください!その訴訟はどこで手に入れましたか?デビルピエロ#2ケンジを取って行く! ROUGH TRANSLATION: [El Pollo Loco! Stop riding my bear! And feeding him your Happy Meals! Where did you get that suit? Devil Pierrot #2 go fetch Kenji!] Mmmhmmmhmmmm hmmmmmhmm mmmm! replied El Pollo Loco sadly, not wanting to leave his new friend. Devil Pierrot #2 hopped into the bear pit to retrieve his stablemate while Kimiko descended a nearby ladder to separate El Pollo Loco and her bear, however by the time she got down there... ![]() El Pollo Loco and the bear were pooped from a full day of playing and Happy Meals and began to sleep and snuggle together. BAH! 彼はここで彼の道を見いだし、彼は道を見つけることができます。デビルピエロ#2、Kenji家を運ぶ ROUGH TRANSLATION: [BAH! He found his way here, he can find his way back. Devil Pierrot #2, carry Kenji home.[/b] Devil Pierrot #2 scooped up the still passed out Kenji and slung him over his shoulder, like he used to do with his RWR World Tag Team Championship belt months ago and hopped back out of the bear pit to walk back home with Kimiko while El Pollo Loco and the bear continued to snuggle away their McDonalds tummy aches. [CLOSED] |
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