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| Driving Miss Julie; It's Robbin Season | |
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| drpepper | Apr 19 2018, 03:04 PM Post #1 |
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"Hey, I just got this weeks card. Guess what? We're off! You know what that means! ROAD TRIP!" This week RWR is plugging into your brain waves from the A T L itself, one Atlanta, Georgia. All three members of the LCE had been to Atlanta before, but had never really gotten the chance to explore the area. It was one of the many curses of being so in demand. Eddie, Brooks, and Julie have been on a bit of a roll lately, so they decided to reward themselves with a day out on the town. "So do any of you know anything about Atlanta?" "Literally everything I know comes from the show on FX." "Oh I see. So that's why you were looking up places to buy body armor, you damn id--" "Hey, look! Isn't that where the Braves play?! Wow so cool." Julie just shakes her head from the back seat. They drive around the city a bit more, taking in the sights. Brooks is looking up places in his phone they can stop to eat while Eddie drives and sings along to whatever dumb pop song is popular right now. "There's a seafood place not too far from here, what do you guys think about that?" Julie nods her head in agreement. Not much of a talker, that one. A grimace spreads across Eddie's face, obviously indicating that he wasn't too crazy about the idea. "No? What's wrong with seafood?" "It's just so ... fishy." "Bro, lots of things are fishy. I mean, I know you've eaten ..." Eddie slaps his hand over Brooks mouth. "RUDE! THERE'S A LADY PRESENT." Brooks smacks away Eddie's hand and sighs. "Well, it's got four and a half stars on Yelp and the menu says they have chicken and other shit. I'm sure you can find something." Eddie mutters something rude under his breath but begrudgingly agrees. It took about another ten minutes but the three would arrive at the Pappadeux Seafood Kitchen, ready to chow down. To Be Continued |
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| The Based One (Brooks) | Apr 25 2018, 05:26 PM Post #2 |
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"What a delicious meal." "See all you had to do was Bo..." "Hold that thought. Time skip sequence. Brooks and Julie stare at Eddie once and nod. "TIME SKIP SEQUENCE!" All three put their hands in the middle of a circle like a couple of grade school kids pretending that they are power rangers. The trio is well, as far as the general audience at home could tell, lost in a rainbow wormhole until they are successful skipped into present day. All three members are shown in the green mobile hanging out of the windows as a chauffeur drives them around. Music starts bumping real loud out of the car and the same audio would be replicated. Oh snaps, we're gonna get another music video y'all! Lonely Island's Threw it on the Ground Remixed by L.C.E. We was riding through the streets And a man drives up to us and hands us a different Chocolate drink "Healthy vitamins & more minerals" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me The unidentified man is shown rolling up to be right beside the back seat window where Brooks was hanging out. He points to the Ovaltine to ensure Brooks that this was indeed the better chocolate drink. All the members of L.C.E. are shaking their hands and angered in disbelief. Since the light was red, Brooks hops out of the car, grabs the bottle and... I threw it on the ground What you think this is a joke? I ain't gonna be part of your system Man, we got YooHoo! all day pumping in our veins After finishing the last sentiment, Brooks kicks the bottle one last time sending it flying right behind the car with the unidentified male. It hits him right in the face. He flips the members of L.C.E. off before the camera switches the grins from the stablemates, before finally switching its attention to Eddie Cool. All the members of L.C.E. are now outside of a gentleman's club. Apparently, it was Eddie's idea because he is the first one to enter with Brooks and Julie shrugging behind him. They follow him inside where he sits in a chair with a sign that read "Reserved for the Green One". He sits down before one of the main girls comes up to him. I go to my favorite Gentleman's Club And the stripper says "You come here all the time. Here's one for free." I said "Man, what'd I look like? A charity case?" I took her and threw her on the ground I don't need your hand-outs I'm an adult Please, I can buy dances from all of you hoes! Much the chagrin of the stripper, she gets up to walk away. Brooks and Julie are dying of laughter. They knew what would come next. Eddie continues to flaunt money around throwing it at anyone nearby, including the stripper walking away. Finally, a couple bodyguards come to drag Eddie Cool and the gang off of the premises. Julie is now the lead with the boys following close behind. They were navigating their way through a crowd of people lined up for "RWR Official Merchandise". The sheer disrespect was enough to set all three over the top but Julie spearheaded this one. At a WrestleCon with our so-called greatest fans. One hands us a T-shirt said, "Julie, could you sign it please?" Man, this ain't our shirt, this is The Red's shirt! It looked like Julie was as close as someone could be to actually short circuiting their brain. A deep red came over her face. Deeper than the red on the shirt. Without warning she snatches the shirt and then... I threw it on the ground What you think I'm stupid? You're not cashing out on us kid. Our shirts look way better than The Reds, duh! To the kid's horror, it didn't end there. Brooks and Eddie Cool pull backpacks out of nowhere. In each bag a case of lighter fluid. Julie is now carrying a trashcan over to both men. They throw in the shirt, a replica of the old X-Division Championship and a bunch of other bootlegged collectibles into the can. The boys pour on the fluid and Julie finishes with tossing a lighter into the barrel watching everything burn down to nothing. All three members laugh as the kid bawls his eyes out. The rest of the video is pretty much Eddie Cool and Shinigami Brooks throwing random items in grocery stores and antique shops to the ground with Julie joining in with a baseball bat. The last scene shot is of a plaque collectible that had The Powers of Pain on it from when they won the titles at March Madness. Brooks under hands the frame to Julie who smacks it through the air with the bat. It falls and breaks into shambles, Eddie Cool finishes it off with one last stomp and a puff of his cigarette. The screen goes black but only for a moment. A disclaimer is ran as follows: No children or adults were harmed in the making of this adaptation. All broken and destroyed items are assured to have been paid for by L.C.E. prior. L.C.E. does not promote the use of stunts pulled in the video but does highly encourage it because it was really, REALLY, fun. Stay in school kiddos! Edited by The Based One (Brooks), Apr 25 2018, 05:32 PM.
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