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| Hot Ones: Marvelous Matt Matthews | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 26 2018, 11:41 AM (37 Views) | |
| MattMatthews | Apr 26 2018, 11:41 AM Post #1 |
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![]() "Hey, what's going on everybody? From First We Feast I'm Sean Evans and you're watching hot ones." "It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings. And today I am joined by The Black Mask aka The Marvelous One aka Little Horse aka Horse Dragon - 'Marvelous' Matt Matthews." Pictures of MMM in action appear on the screen. "He's an RWR Superstar. He's from England and he's been a star in Australia, Japan and China for the best part of a decade. This is his first season wrestling in America and he has already been in some high profile matches; he had a shot at the RWR TV title and was involved in the tournament to crown RWR's first ever United States champion. He has a big match coming up with 'future RWR Hall of Famer' Mike Metal at Sky's The Limit Pay Per View AND, he is branching out into his own chicken wing business. Matt, welcome to the show." "Hello, wow, thank you. What a lovely welcome. I'm glad to be here. Now, I know what you are thinking Sean. You're thinking that you've already got your money's worth just seeing me, sitting here opposite you - but haven't seen anything yet. You are about to have one of the most Marvelous experiences of your life." The hot sauces and chicken wings are lined up in preparation for the gauntlet. "How are you with hot food?" "I'm OK. I like a bit of spice. I don't really eat hot food very often though. I once ate a whole scotch bonnet pepper, as a dare. That is not something I wish to repeat again. As far as dumb decisions go, it is almost up there with Mike Metal challenging me to a submission match." ![]() Matt Matthews grabs the first chicken wing, takes a bite and uses his fingers to push all of the meat into his mouth, leaving nothing but the clean bones behind. "This is good..." HOTSAUCE: Humble House Ancho & Morita Sauce (SCOVILLE LEVEL 450) "...But not MARVELOUS." Matthews signals someone off camera. Two people come in from either side and replace the wings for both Sean and Matt with Marvelous Chicken Wings™ (to the untrained eye these probably look the same as the ones they replaced, but to a chicken wing connoisseur the difference is night and day). "Sean, you seem like a good guy. And good guys deserve the best. These chicken wings are the best you will ever taste." HOTSAUCE: Hot Ones Fiery Chipotle (SCOVILLE LEVEL 15,600) Matt Matthews is finishing his second wing as he wipes his face with a napkin. "How is the heat for you?" "I'm just getting warmed up." "So, I understand that you were born in England, raised in Australia and spent most of your adult life in Japan and China." Matthews is impressed with the knowledge of the interviewer. "Not a lot of people know that. I see you've done your research." "I was hoping you could give me a Mandarin phrase that I could use in my everyday life." "Hào chī." "Hao chi?" "Close enough. It means 'delicious'. For example Matt Matthews' chicken wings are 'hào chī' or 'hěn hào chī' - very delicious. In fact, I hope Mike Metal learns this word because I'm not going to release my chicken wing until he tells me it's delicious!" HOTSAUCE: Karma Sauce Extreme Karma (SCOVILLE LEVEL 56,000) "So, you're finishing move is called The Chicken Wing - can you explain how that name came about?" "Well technically it's my own version of a Crossface Chickenwing. The chickenwing part of the name comes from pulling my opponent's arm behind his back. I wrap my other arm around his neck and then pull him to the mat and lock him in a bodyscissor lock to make it more difficult to escape. But the name itself was coined by RWR's commentator Josh. I was going to go with 'Marvelock' but the fans loved 'The Chicken Wing' so it kind of stuck. HOTSAUCE: Dawson's Original Hot Sauce (SCOVILLE LEVEL 82,000) "Ooh nice. This one really compliments these wings." "Would you say it's 'marvelous'?" "Don't push it. It is good though." "Right, well we have a recurring segment on our show called 'Explain that Gram' and what we do is we do a 'deep dive' on our guests instagram and pull interesting pictures that need more context. So I'll just show you the picture and you can tell me the bigger story." A laptop is delivered to the table. The first picture shows Matt Matthews eating sushi in a restaurant with Chris Jones. Actually most of the Matt's instagram pictures seem to show him and Chris doing things outside of the 'wrestling world'; from fishing, to sightseeing, to working out in the gym together. "There seems to be a lot of pictures of you and Chris Jones together." "Chris is a guy I have a lot of respect for and he one of the great things about him is that he is always pushing himself to do better. He is a winner and a good friend. It's rare to find someone like that to hang out with. He is the King of Bear Style and I the King of the Wing, but this Friday at Resurgence we have been pitted against one another in an 8-man tag match. We'll fight each other if it comes to it and go out for a beer afterwards but we both have other targets in sight." The next picture is of Matt and Bradley Cooper circa 2008. "You and Bradley Cooper. How did this come about?" "Well, when I first got into the wrestling business I was trying to get work here in America but the competition was fierce! This photo was taken on the set of The Hangover. I was a stunt double for that movie." HOTSAUCE: Da Bomb Beyond Insanity (SCOVILLE LEVEL 135,600) "If you had to pick your favourite wrestler of all time, who would it be and why?" "When I started watching wrestling my favourite was The British Bulldog. As a young, impressionable, marvelous boy, seeing someone from my country locking horns with America's finest was all the inspiration I needed to follow my dream of becoming a professional wrestler. I was also a really big Bret Hart fan, I molded my wrestling style on him, during my training I would watch videos of his matches for hours and hours. He was a genius in the ring. Then there was Triple H, I actually thought he was from England when I first saw him so that was the initial attraction but what I really liked about him was the way he carried himself, how he moved in the ring and also, I just thought he had the best finishing move!" Matthews paused in thought for a moment. "But if I had to chose one, it would have to be the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be... Marvelous Matt Matthews." HOTSAUCE: The Last Dab (SCOVILLE LEVEL 2,000,000+) "It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. You don't have to if you don't want to." "Come on Sean, you should know me by now -I always add a little extra in everything thing I do!" Matt pours a little bit more sauce on his wing, making sure he has a bigger dab than Sean. The two men touch wings and take a bite. Matt Matthews finishes the hot sauce chicken wing guantlet with sweat pouring down his face and visibly uncomfortable but he is not going to show Mike Metal that he has any weaknesses. "Alright Marvelous Matt Matthews, very impressive. You made it through The Hot Ones gauntlet. And now there is nothing left to do but give you your Sky's The Limit moment. This camera, this camera, or this camera. Let the people know what you have going on in your life. Matt looks into one of the cameras. "The only thing I know right now is you won't get Mike Metal on this show. In our last two matches he froze, he wouldn't enter the ring. He claims he was studying me but I've seen it enough times to know what fear looks like and, at Sky's The Limit, I will expose him to the world. He is a has-been and he FEARS the Chicken Wing!" Credits Roll. Show ends. |
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