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Tanty has come over to the dark side
Topic Started: Feb 21 2006, 12:03 PM (372 Views)
Zybch
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If you strike me down I will become more pissed off than you can possibly imagine!
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Zybch
Feb 21 2006, 01:03 AM
If you strike me down I will become more pissed off than you can possibly imagine!

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Zybch
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Now we just gotta get Uke here and the set is complete.
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Zybch
Feb 21 2006, 01:13 AM
Now we just gotta get Uke here and the set is complete.

oh fuck..nooooooooooooo.. :angry:
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Sorry, I should've put this smiley at the end of that:

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Uke isn't a sysopt regular anymore..

He left because he didn't like us....not cause he hated the mods :P
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I think uke could be in his local mental institution, if his behaviour got any wierder when he left shitopt.
I dont need anymore of it anyway. <_<
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porsch1909
Feb 21 2006, 09:44 AM
Uke isn't a sysopt regular anymore..

He left because he didn't like us....not cause he hated the mods :P

I didn't like him either..don't miss the sonofabitch... :angry:
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See, the difference between uke and I is that I'll gladly admit to blowing smoke to inflame the situation in posts. Some of you are funny as hell to get all riled up. So many flaming liberals 'round these parts. I don't much care for flaming anthing, but I'll play the right when everyone else is so far left. There needs to be balance.
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porsch1909
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We are just here to fuck about tanty :D
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mireland
Feb 21 2006, 01:17 PM
porsch1909
Feb 21 2006, 09:44 AM
Uke isn't a sysopt regular anymore..

He left because he didn't like us....not cause he hated the mods :P

I didn't like him either..don't miss the sonofabitch... :angry:

I didn't mind him except for his inability to make a stand on ANY issue without leaving himself a back door so he could retract anything he said when it looked like he was losing an argument.
He was just a weak arse git who was so terrified about being wong about anything he refused to take a stand on everything.
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It would be funnier of the title of this thread was "Panty has come over to the dark side."
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And what does he pant for...

Uke did wriggle his way out of more than a few :yeah:
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Tanty pants for panties!
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Used, preferrably. Feminine if at all possible.
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and will pay a premium for skidmarks. :o
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Oh man, what have you all done? Tantone????? :blink:

Welcome dude. I won't be much of a regular here. I was BadDriver at sysopt, and the Super Yob on the other site but I got pissed and torched the thing. I left sysopt because imperion1 thought he needed to fuck with me for doing the same shit that was done daily there.

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tantone
Feb 22 2006, 02:40 PM
Used, preferrably. Feminine if at all possible.

You're not some wierdo repressed Japanese businessman are you?! :o
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Tantone is a right wingnut, sort of like myself. I just keep religion and politics out of my online conversations because I am not going to change anybody's outlook no matter if i did try.

For the record, I am a christian and a conservative. That is as far as I need to go to explain myself. I will not try to convert you guys to my way of thinking. I didn't do it at shitopt, I did not do it on my own forum, and I will not do it here.

I do thank you guys for being my friend. That is what matters most in this world after all. :D
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Oddly enough, I'm at odds with the right as often as I am with the left. Socially, I'm all for liberalism--I think people should be allowed to choose how to live their own lives, what to listen to, what to watch, what to believe, etc. without the government stepping in.

However, I think with that freedom should come a lot of responsibility.

Currently the left wants the freedoms I want but seem to have this notion that things are going to work out fairly for all in the end. Some guy screws up his life and winds up a poor bastard homeless prick and they're fighting to ensure he gets more than he deserves. Bullshit! Let him suffer the consequences of the freedoms you wanted him to have. They want to spend all kinds of OUR money to fix problems that were created by the people who couldn't handle the freedom they were given. Spending money on social programs is something I HATE!!! Typically, the poor are poor for a reason. Don't spend my tax dollars that I could have spent on myself to help them out.

Then you have the right. They tend to like the idea of personal responsibility more than the left--letting people screw themselves--but then they want to curtail the freedoms the left wants us to have, usually due to trying to impose their misguided religious principles/beliefs on society as a whole. I've noticed that the most preachy ones tend to be the most corrupt--look at DeLay.

Go with one party across the board, and you lose. Period.

I fall squarely into the Libertarian realm.
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tantone
Feb 22 2006, 04:32 PM
I fall squarely into the Libertarian realm.

Yeah, me too. I used to register as a Republican, but I absolutely hate what that has become. Big corporate business, big oil, big government spending, corruption, legislated morality fer fucks sake, church twiddling. Fuck that. I'm going independent.
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I consider myself a right-wing Leftist.
We need govts to protect people from themselves, but of late they are nothing more than shills for big industry.
The single thing that would reform governments and put an end to the vast majority of corruption would be to simply to ban all industry and corporate donations big or small.
Can you imagine Bush being elected without the help from the Oil and Defence industries? Get rid of those millions and millions worth of thinly veiled bribes and the system starts to become independant again (as it should have always been).
Other stuff like the total disclosure of all financial info for anyone that gets elected to a public position would also be a great asset too.
Remove the money from politics I guess is what I'm saying.

And eliminate lobby groups, or at least limit the money they are alowed to splash around.
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I am not religous(not agnostic, not atheist) nor am I a Republican or democrat, nor left
nor right..........save the whales: harpoon a politician I say.. :angry:
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genesound
Feb 23 2006, 11:52 AM
I used to register as a Republican, but I absolutely hate what that has become.

Yep. The right used the be more grounded in reality compared to the left hippie freaks. Now, it's about even. They're both screwed up.

The catch is that we're stuck. Any righty is going to come into office and RIGHT up the place big time--doing all the bidding for their hardliners. Any lefty is going to come in there ane LEFT up the place, overcompensating for the right lean of the last official.

Hopefully, a new generation of politicians (like Obama and handful of others) will come into power in the next 20 years and even the field a bit. I guess that's my dreamer liberal coming out.
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Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}
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