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Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex; And you thought u weren't doing it right
Topic Started: Feb 24 2006, 10:29 AM (149 Views)
Zybch
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A swift one off the wrist - easy, convenient, refreshing - but just not the same as the real thing, perhaps.

Reporting in the journal Biological Psychology, researchers have now found a basis in physiology for the niggling dissatisfaction.

Levels of the hormone prolactin are lower after masturbation than intercourse. Prolactin makes us feel satisfied by counteracting the arousal messenger dopamine.

The levels of prolactin in the blood of subjects who committed an act of self-pollution after watching grumble flicks were just one fifth of those who had had actual sex in the lab. Still, either way, nice work if you can get it.

The scientists say the difference also explains why men may need a "recovery period" after forming The Beast with Two Backs, but can happily nip to the loo for five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work.


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Johnny Fist
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No wonder you're cranky all the time.
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genesound
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Nah, he gets to fuck is customers :D
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Zybch
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And them me :unsure:
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genesound
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See? Happy as a lark! :D
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So he says, but we're still waitin ta see the pictures. :)
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Don't tempt him :P
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Prushka
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Actually, I think both have there place...with masterbation you don't have that potential 'mind fuck thing' you can have with a partner, especially when there's tension in the relationship.
We have an agreement that no matter where we're at [fighting like cats and dogs] the door's open for sex...it maybe tested tonight fucking manipulating bitch or maybe I'll just tell her to go fuck herself :agrue:

Probably revealing more than I should
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