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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 1 2006, 08:13 AM (192 Views) | |
| Zybch | Mar 1 2006, 08:13 AM Post #1 |
RULER!!!
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Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see a guy without an erection make him a sandwich. That pretty much sums up us guys right? |
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| mobo | Mar 1 2006, 08:52 AM Post #2 |
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Sorry zyb... those are two biological reactions. But men do have two emotions that are evident when watching our favorite sports.. joy and anger (read winning and losing). As to the precedence, you are correct, those are the most base. The third, and next necessary is taking a shit. Fact is, we don't give a shit about emotions, we'd rather eat, get a blow job, then shit, not necessairly in that order!!! 
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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Mar 1 2006, 08:56 AM Post #3 |
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I dunno man... there is that one feeling of dissapointment when you're unable to fix the horniness, or eat. Yeah... there's that. |
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| Prushka | Mar 1 2006, 09:19 AM Post #4 |
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It does get fixed I hope  and if it doesn't...Then there's blue balls...only had a couple of times when I was younger and it's a bitch Flagelation...just a thought  :lol: ...warning...didn't work for Martin Luther |
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| Johnny Fist | Mar 1 2006, 09:46 AM Post #5 |
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I think there are two main emotions, as stated by mobo, joy and anger. However, I think we do things for one of two reasons, it hurts or it feels good. If it hurts we get angry and want to make it stop hurting. If it feels good we experience joy and try and do it again. |
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| mobo | Mar 1 2006, 10:00 AM Post #6 |
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Yea... eat, blow yer wad, shit and sleep.. Oh and get drink when we want and sports... |
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| Johnny Fist | Mar 1 2006, 10:21 AM Post #7 |
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Pretty sad when you think about how simple people are, isn't it. |
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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Mar 1 2006, 10:47 AM Post #8 |
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Just like animals, with the exception that we think and worry about pointless shit. |
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| Johnny Fist | Mar 1 2006, 10:53 AM Post #9 |
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Like this thread? |
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| Zybch | Mar 1 2006, 11:00 AM Post #10 |
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But, winning and loosing is just a substitute for sex (or the lack of). Our biological imperitive is simply the need to breed, winning a mate or a contest of skill strength to prove yourself to be a superior specimen is simply a prelude to getting fucked. Joy at getting your rocks off, and anger at not doing do. Anger at not getting that salami sandwitch, Joy at realizing you're gonna get your salami blown instead. |
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| Johnny Fist | Mar 1 2006, 11:01 AM Post #11 |
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I had a salami sandwhich for lunch today. |
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| mobo | Mar 1 2006, 11:08 AM Post #12 |
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and I got blown... 
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| mireland | Mar 1 2006, 11:11 AM Post #13 |
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oh yea? what was his name? :crazy: |
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| mobo | Mar 1 2006, 11:53 AM Post #14 |
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Dude.. you forgot me already!???? After all I gave you the big tip......
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| mireland | Mar 1 2006, 11:54 AM Post #15 |
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sorry, I think you have me mistaken for porsch..AGAIN... 
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| Prushka | Mar 1 2006, 07:53 PM Post #16 |
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And if ya see a guy with a sandwich... guess that'll be up your alley 
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| werz | Mar 1 2006, 08:00 PM Post #17 |
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Then there's blue balls...only had a couple of times when I was younger and it's a bitch That happens to me now and again, cos I'm to fuckin lazy for a fuck, so I call the bitch ta give me a hand job an tell her ta hurry up. :rolleyes: |
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| Prushka | Mar 1 2006, 08:16 PM Post #18 |
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The 1st time I remember it happening we were 18 and I was staying with a friend on vacation in Cape May NJ a block from the beach and got to drinking with a few girls also on vacation. Ended up with one girl down on the beach and started going at it and the zippers came down was about to slide her pants off and she pukes violently...that killed it |
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| genesound | Mar 1 2006, 08:40 PM Post #19 |
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Fuck, I never had it till me 40s, 28 years of free range sex wasn't bad <_< |
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| werz | Mar 1 2006, 09:27 PM Post #20 |
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Well Prushka ya let an oppertunity pass then, cos I was at a party one night in the 60s, my gf got pissed an bent over ta spew in the bath, I was horny an thought why not, pulled her levis down, and fucked her doggy style while she was spewin in the bath, it was a memorable fuck, every time she heaved, her runt gripped me really tight, the novelty made me laff as well. |
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| Prushka | Mar 2 2006, 08:49 PM Post #21 |
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:lol: When that urge hits...ya already gots her in the bath, couldn't wait 'til ya got her cleaned up a bit That girl I was with...shortly after she puked my friends older brother happened by and starts given me static about taking advantage her because she was loaded and her parents were gonna kill her. Couldn't say to much because I was a guest, but the fucker was jealous, cause she was really cute...and he started the drinking game we'd been playing. And then he carts her off to an out door shower. Something I would of done and then poked her or not, because by that time I had this never before pain |
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