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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Mar 14 2006, 03:18 PM Post #51 |
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Soul Sojourner
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I hate Torrents |
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| Zybch | Mar 14 2006, 03:46 PM Post #52 |
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RULER!!!
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Well officer, upon driving into the wrong house while drunk, I hit a tree I didn't own. |
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| werz | Mar 14 2006, 05:18 PM Post #53 |
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I'd always check the front of the car for dents or blood stains after a drunken night out. I was staying at a friends house one time and one day his wife wouldn't talk to me, so I asked him what was up with her. He told me that I arrived at there house at 5am, with the car stereo playing rock music on full volume. I stopped on the side of the road and passed out with my head on the car horn. engine still running. she had to run out in her nightie pull me off the steering wheel find the stereo to turn it of, stop the engine and turn my lights out cos she couldn't wake me up from a dead drunk, drugged stupor. I woke all the neighbors in the suburb. I was still asleep in the car when the neighbors and the kids went to work and school. I ruined her reputation in the new house they had moved in to a couple of weeks before. Some of us are old enough to remember when you only got booked for DUI if you were in an accident. |
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| genesound | Mar 14 2006, 06:59 PM Post #54 |
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Los Angeles
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Thank God... I'm not that old... :lol: Although, I did drive home to get out of the car and fall down drunk before... I also was followed home after a bar shift about the same time... took on a circuitous route around town and out to the country, pulled into a pasture after a lengthy lead down a very familiar hi speed country route to me (the road I drove on since age 5), and fired a few rounds into the air outa my 12 ga shotgun... fucker sped away... hmmm... :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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