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How many strokes?
Topic Started: Mar 24 2006, 08:07 AM (327 Views)
Zybch
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Interesting stuff.
Personally I find counting 'strokes' puts me off my game, thats why its better to have someone else count them for ya :)

Average Strokes To Cum - gay men: 54
Average Strokes To Cum - straight men: 62
Average Strokes To Cum - bisexual men: 54

Average Strokes To Cum - left-handers: 58
Average Strokes To Cum - Right Handers: 60
Average Strokes To Cum - ambidextrous: 55
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Zybch
Mar 23 2006, 09:07 PM
Interesting stuff.
Personally I find counting 'strokes' puts me off my game, thats why its better to have someone else count them for ya :)

Average Strokes To Cum - gay men: 54
Average Strokes To Cum - straight men: 62
Average Strokes To Cum - bisexual men: 54

Average Strokes To Cum - left-handers: 58
Average Strokes To Cum - Right Handers: 60
Average Strokes To Cum - ambidextrous: 55

so which one are you? :yeah:
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Still counting...
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I want to know who the fuck counted it???? Jesus H. Christ.... ya fuck then ya blow yer wad.... Slap the bitch a few times on the ass and poke her again.... What about a study on how long it takes us to fall asleep after we've blown our load???? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
hero's still counting cause he ain't blown it yet, unless you count Kleenex!!!
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mobo
Mar 24 2006, 03:03 AM
I want to know who the fuck counted it????

Well logically the 'receiver' would be the counter.
I can't say I've ever counted strokes, but I may do so in the future. Might be an interesting experiment.
Masturbation strokes might also be an interesting thing to make a study of as well, however it might require the use of high-speed cameras.
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I suppose ya count the strokes to keep from getting to the vinegar stroke to quick.
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Zybch
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The what now?
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hahah!!!
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I usually get to one or one and a half........... :unsure:
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Thats not something to be proud of.
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He's a cheap date....
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He's a cheap date until word gets around he's a premature ejaculator. Then he's a no date.
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Mar 25 2006, 03:48 PM
I usually get to one or one and a half........... :unsure:

which is about 10 times better then you twats.. :blah:
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Sorry, but I still don't get the vinegar refference!
Just call me Mr Thicko!
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The vinegar stroke, the point of no return, but so it dont happen before landos has had his monies worth, he counts, or thinks about something boring to break the excitement.
There are better ways to do it, but he has to pay me more than he pays his cheap hookers, to find out. No need to count or think about anything else, just a bit of practice to get it right.
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werz
Mar 26 2006, 03:52 AM
The vinegar stroke, the point of no return, but so it dont happen before landos has had his monies worth, he counts, or thinks about something boring to break the excitement.
There are better ways to do it, but he has to pay me more than he pays his cheap hookers, to find out. No need to count or think about anything else, just a bit of practice to get it right.

in keeping with topic with this thread, why don't you all go FUCK yourselfs.. :ph43r:
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Only tryin ta help.l
Once you learn this technic, the hookers will be payin you fer sex. :lol:
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werz
Mar 26 2006, 04:25 AM
Only tryin ta help.l
Once you learn this technic, the hookers will be payin you fer sex. :lol:

how bout YO MOMMA?? :lol:
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werz
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What the hells she got ta do with anything we talk about here?
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werz
Mar 26 2006, 03:52 AM
The vinegar stroke, the point of no return, but so it dont happen before landos has had his monies worth, he counts, or thinks about something boring to break the excitement.
There are better ways to do it, but he has to pay me more than he pays his cheap hookers, to find out. No need to count or think about anything else, just a bit of practice to get it right.

So if I understand this correctly, you are willing to show mireland how to improve his masturbatory skills for a price.
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LOL :)
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Mar 26 2006, 12:09 PM
werz
Mar 26 2006, 03:52 AM
The vinegar stroke, the point of no return, but so it dont happen before landos has had his monies worth, he counts, or thinks about something boring to break the excitement.
There are better ways to do it, but he has to pay me more than he pays his cheap hookers, to find out. No need to count or think about anything else, just a bit of practice to get it right.

So if I understand this correctly, you are willing to show mireland how to improve his masturbatory skills for a price.

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mireland doesn't need lessons in masturbation.


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