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| You have no idea how much I hate fucking kids! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 29 2006, 08:34 PM (148 Views) | |
| Zybch | Mar 29 2006, 08:34 PM Post #1 |
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No, not copulation with kids. Never tried it, ain't ever gonna. I mean I hate those fucking little bastards with the sticky fingers and shit eating grins (no, not the bush family, but I hate them too). Boy gets caught in toy-filled 'claw' machine Devin Haskin isn't the first little boy to find the inside of a toy machine too enticing to resist. When the 3-year-old Austin, Minn., boy crawled through the discharge chute of a Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in his hometown, he ended up on the other side of the glass surrounded by stuffed animals. Rescuers had to pry the door open to get Devin out, though the boy was in no hurry to leave. "When we got it open, he didn't want to come out," Fire Chief Dan Wilson said Tuesday. "One of my firefighters had to reach inside and get him. He was happy in there." Two years ago, a boy crawled inside a toy machine at a Piggly Wiggly in Sheboygan, Wis., and was rescued with the help of a locksmith. Last year, a toddler climbed into a toy machine at a Wal-Mart in Elkhart, Ind. Workers used tools to free the boy. Ron Morocco, chief executive of Rock Management & Associates, a Spirit Lake, Iowa, company that owns the Godfather's restaurant in Austin, said the machine would be removed until the company talked to the manufacturer. "We're very happy the young boy wasn't hurt," he said. An official with Smart Industries Corp., a Des Moines company that makes the toy machine Devin crawled into, didn't immediately return a phone message Tuesday. To use the toy machine, a player tries to grasp stuffed animals and other toys behind the glass by manipulating overhead claws. Devin's mother, Heidi Haskin, declined to be interviewed Tuesday. Wilson said there was a lot of activity at Godfather's on Sunday when the boy got inside the machine. He estimated that 75 to 100 people were in the restaurant when rescuers arrived and that three birthday parties were taking place. But there was plenty of air in the machine and people were taking pictures of Devin. He said the gap Devin squeezed through was about 7 inches by 9 inches. ![]() Link |
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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Mar 29 2006, 09:05 PM Post #2 |
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What the fuck? Damn... I remember when I was a little kid using those machines... wish I would have thought of that. |
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| mireland | Mar 30 2006, 12:21 AM Post #3 |
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I would'a left the fucker in their until someone pulled him out as a prize...
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| Zybch | Mar 30 2006, 06:54 AM Post #4 |
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They should make those things airtight and filled with carbon monoxide! |
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| Super Yob | Apr 4 2006, 10:06 PM Post #5 |
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Zybby will love this. Fat kids don't fit car seats. Send him/her outside to play dammit. Stop feeding him/her doughnuts for breeakfast. :rolleyes: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/03/...in1464984.shtml |
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| Zybch | Apr 4 2006, 10:20 PM Post #6 |
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Fat kids are great! They make bigger targets when you're in your car! |
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| mobo | Apr 6 2006, 10:49 AM Post #7 |
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Hey Zyb, was you a kid sometime ago and do something stupid???? Or did you just skip the kid part??? :rolleyes: |
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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Apr 6 2006, 11:24 AM Post #8 |
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I was never a kid. I was always a child. Must mean I'm special. Err... was special. Yeah was. |
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| werz | Apr 6 2006, 08:45 PM Post #9 |
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Lighten up a bit, kids are great till they start school, then their minds get polluted with crap from other kids and teachers. and want to know why our TV only gets the ABC and SBS. when the other little mindless fuckers talk about soapies. It's the parents who watch crap that damage the kids minds and make them adhd or what ever the mental problem is for a 3 min attention span, when it's simple. Mum and Dad sit them infront of commercial TV and it works on short attention spans so kids get programmed. |
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| Zybch | Apr 6 2006, 08:49 PM Post #10 |
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The only 2 channels I watch are ABC2 and SBS (not to be confused with the porno SBS stations you can get in the states) ABC2 coz its got all the good inteligent documentaries and shows from the past 30 years, and SBS for Mythbusters
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| Zybch | Apr 6 2006, 08:51 PM Post #11 |
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I had no childhood. Both my parents were frigging teachers! Out of my 15 years of primary and secondary school only 2 of those years were spent at a school where mum or dad wasn't a teacher. Is enough to screw you up for fucking life (I'm living proof) and should be totally banned! You can never just be a kid, never be yourself, always have to be on your best behaviour. It just sucks!!! If I was american I'd sue them! |
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| werz | Apr 6 2006, 09:00 PM Post #12 |
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If I was them, I'd a sent ya to boarding school. one that keeps you during the holidays as well. |
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| Johnny Fist | Apr 6 2006, 09:06 PM Post #13 |
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If I was your parents I'd push to legalized post-birth abortion. |
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| mireland | Apr 6 2006, 11:18 PM Post #14 |
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yo fucking momma :lol: |
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| werz | Apr 7 2006, 01:39 AM Post #15 |
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Oh, how nasty Ha Ha. Your wots left in the bucket after they vacuumed ya Momma's uterus out. Yo Momma! Ha Ha, ya fuckwit. |
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