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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 31 2006, 11:48 AM (305 Views) | |
| Johnny Fist | Mar 31 2006, 11:48 AM Post #1 |
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When do you shit? I'm a morning person myself. |
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| mireland | Mar 31 2006, 11:54 AM Post #2 |
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well, yesterday it was ALL three times!
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| Johnny Fist | Mar 31 2006, 12:02 PM Post #3 |
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You're eating too much. |
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| mireland | Mar 31 2006, 12:32 PM Post #4 |
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nooo..I ate something that didn't agree with me...
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| Johnny Fist | Mar 31 2006, 01:16 PM Post #5 |
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Like what? |
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| Zybch | Mar 31 2006, 01:33 PM Post #6 |
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RULER!!!
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Cock? |
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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Mar 31 2006, 01:33 PM Post #7 |
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Anytime of the day, almost never matters, but I tend to more in the evening as in the morning and afternoon are taken up by school. I think night the most though, as normally I am not sleeping. |
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| mireland | Mar 31 2006, 01:36 PM Post #8 |
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yo momma!
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| mobo | Mar 31 2006, 02:23 PM Post #9 |
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Cup of coffee and the newspaper, first thing in the morning. Great big one too. Hell, takes 20 minutes at least. Fogs the whole house up. Some times I have to flush three times. Especially good after I ate fish tacos and cole slaw the night before. Makes for some interesting floaters, especially the beans and corn. It is really interesting after I had a salad the night before. Get some great textures in the bowl. And I noticed that when I eat peas, they tend to kind of pass straight thru. Ever notice when you eat a bunch of good rare beef or drink a bunch of red wine?? Your shit turns almost black. Also, you got to be careful on how much hot sauce and jalapenos you eat the night before. Freakin burns the next morning when your splattering into the bowl. If I eat a lot of cheese, some times it'll take 10 or 15 minutes to get that first log out. Damn, if I eat too much cheese, it's like dropping rabbit turds out for the first 3 or 4 inches. Then everything blows out in one great big loaf... |
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| tantone | Mar 31 2006, 02:44 PM Post #10 |
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Totally! I've never really thought to bring that up, but it sure as hell does! Nothing like a good rare-to-mediumrare steak and red wine, and then the great emptying the next day. |
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| mobo | Mar 31 2006, 02:46 PM Post #11 |
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Yea....that's the shit that feels almost as good as blowing your wad in her mouth.....
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| Zybch | Mar 31 2006, 04:40 PM Post #12 |
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You appear to have turned into JM! |
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| mobo | Apr 1 2006, 05:58 AM Post #13 |
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Man you should be banned for an insult like that....
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| Super Yob | Apr 1 2006, 06:41 AM Post #14 |
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I never shit. Maybe that is why I am such a mean motherfucker. I haven't shit since I was in diapers. I gave it up. No more needing to wipe the ass. No more skid marks. No more having a case of the screaming shits. No more sewage bills. Maybe if the rest of you worthless fucks would give up shitting this world wouldn't be so polluted with shit. It is a shitty world and you dickheads are making it shittier by the day. Thanks. |
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| Zybch | Apr 1 2006, 07:42 AM Post #15 |
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He should be banned for turning into JM! |
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| herosrest | Apr 1 2006, 10:46 AM Post #16 |
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No shit. |
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| mobo | Apr 1 2006, 11:32 AM Post #17 |
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Your Honors I submit the following: 1. I do not have a cat that is the total extent of my life. 2. I do not post mindlessly into any thread that is out here. 3. When I do post into a threat, at least a 6 year old child can understand what I am saying. 4. I have not posted pictures of me in a stupid hat, looking like some reject from a extras casting call from the 4th Crocodile Dundee made for DVD movie. 5. When I post, I try to contribute something INTELLIGENT!!! Your Honors, I submit on the presented. I ask for the Court's mercy. Should I be deemed a JM, my life will be ruined. This is because I have a life. Thank you.
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| herosrest | Apr 1 2006, 12:03 PM Post #18 |
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No shit. |
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| Johnny Fist | Apr 1 2006, 12:25 PM Post #19 |
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No shit. |
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| genesound | Apr 1 2006, 12:44 PM Post #20 |
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I have a friend that had to have an operation and they put a colostomy bag on him for a couple of weeks before it. He told me and I said "Really? That's awful!" "No shit!" says he. |
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| mireland | Apr 1 2006, 01:12 PM Post #21 |
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no shit |
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| Johnny Fist | Apr 1 2006, 01:58 PM Post #22 |
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No shit. |
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| mireland | Apr 1 2006, 02:27 PM Post #23 |
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no shit |
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| werz | Apr 1 2006, 04:08 PM Post #24 |
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I recommend a plea of insanity, the court may have mercy on you, if you can show the judge some of JMz posts, and explain that you have been subjected to an overexposure of his posts on sloppy bowel movements. |
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| HeLLMasteRHeLL | Apr 1 2006, 05:17 PM Post #25 |
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No shit. |
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