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Dick don't work; well it don't :(
Topic Started: Jul 26 2006, 01:58 PM (268 Views)
J..M
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On a higher dosage of meds

"Ciplarlex" ..... Was on 10Mg ....... Now on 25Mg ........ Its like its turned me dick off :unsure:

Whats that all about then ?

I'm kinda bored lookin at the internet ............. Not even the slightest lil bit of a hard on



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Leprechaun
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Too much FISH (fucking information shit head)

If ya don't use it you'll lose it.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust if you don't use it, it'll turn to rust.
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Zybch
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Have the same prob with avanza.
The mind is willing, the the flesh is flabby and weak and won't get the fuck up!!
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Super Yob
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Try some lithium. See how that makes you hang. Try some thorazine while you are at it. A little melleril my friend?

Hell, have a few valium and see how your puppy hangs. :lol: Anything that fucks with your mind can/will make your dick limp. Now you need viagra to make it work, right?

A suggestion. Booze. It numbs the pain. It makes you horny. You can go forever. Fuck the scripts. I'll just sit here and drink. Fumb Duckers. :lol:
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You can get it up on Celexa, but the orgasm is a non-event...dumped it after 2 weeks. Got some xanax from our house guest...no problems there, buty highly addictive for me like valium and librium

Could try 500mg L-arginine and 350-500mg choline...last time I'll mention it


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Arginine is considered a semi-essential amino acid, because although it is normally synthesized in sufficient amounts by the body, supplementation is sometimes required (for example, due to inborn errors of urea synthesis, protein malnutrition, excess ammonia production, excessive lysine intake, burns, infection, peritoneal dialysis, rapid growth, or sepsis). Symptoms of arginine deficiency include poor wound healing, hair loss, skin rash, constipation, and fatty liver.

Arginine is a precursor of nitric oxide, which causes blood vessel relaxation (vasodilation). Preliminary evidence suggests that arginine may be useful in the treatment of medical conditions that are improved by vasodilation, such as angina, atherosclerosis, coronary artery disease, erectile dysfunction, heart failure, intermittent claudication/peripheral vascular disease, and vascular headache. Arginine also stimulates protein synthesis and has been studied for wound healing, bodybuilding, enhancement of sperm production (spermatogenesis), and prevention of wasting in people with critical illness.


http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/l-arginin...atient-arginine
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Jul 26 2006, 03:12 PM
Hell, have a few valium and see how your puppy hangs.

Vallium does nothing to 'impair' me. Perhaps you're just naturally limp or something...
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J..M
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I'm using two lolly sticks & tape @ the moment ....... seems to work as a splint ........ Might try wrapping bacon too, that should give her a scare :rolleyes:
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mireland
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do we need to fucking hear this?? :blink:
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mireland
Jul 28 2006, 09:19 AM
do we need to fucking hear this?? :blink:

I know I didn't need to :fume:
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Zybch
Jul 26 2006, 03:24 AM
Super Yob
Jul 26 2006, 03:12 PM
Hell, have a few valium and see how your puppy hangs.

Vallium does nothing to 'impair' me. Perhaps you're just naturally limp or something...

Then you are not taking enough. :blah:
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J..M
Jul 28 2006, 08:08 AM
I'm using two lolly sticks & tape @ the moment ....... seems to work as a splint ........ Might try wrapping bacon too, that should give her a scare :rolleyes:

Specially if shes Jewish!
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werz
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Ya dont go under the alias Scott Kelly, do ya?
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Zybch
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I know a Kelly Scott, but I doubt she has a cock.
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Well find out what she's got instead, and why 90% of men prefer putting their dick in it.
Give it a try.
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werz
Jul 28 2006, 01:35 AM
Well find out what she's got instead, and why 90% of men prefer putting their dick in it.
Give it a try.

Shut up Werz. :angry: All you will accomplish if you do "convert" Mr Zyb is take one more pussy off those of us that really want it and Zyb don't want it. :lol:
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Zybch
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I'm not sticking my dick into something that bleeds 1 week in 4 but won't die!!
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Most of us stick our faces in as well as our dicks, fingers and whatever toys are handy.
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Gays may get excited when you turn up for a night of passion, with the contents of your garden shed.
But it would be a special woman, who didn't run.
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Zybch
Jul 28 2006, 06:56 AM
I'm not sticking my dick into something that bleeds 1 week in 4 but won't die!!

:lol:

You prefer to stick it into something that gives out shit? :lol:
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Johnny Fist
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You like the ol' poopydick?
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porsch1909
Jul 29 2006, 07:18 AM
Zybch
Jul 28 2006, 06:56 AM
I'm not sticking my dick into something that bleeds 1 week in 4 but won't die!!

:lol:

You prefer to stick it into something that gives out shit? :lol:

Better than something that squirts out blood, the sloughed off remnants of miscontinued embrio implantation, and (worst of all) fucking babies that polute the world with their sickening presence!
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J..M
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I'm gonna get busy with the weed eater :D
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mine works fine :D
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Your weed eater?
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