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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 12 2006, 08:33 AM (158 Views) | |
| Super Yob | Aug 12 2006, 08:33 AM Post #1 |
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. |
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| porsch1909 | Aug 12 2006, 09:49 AM Post #2 |
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You taking your meds still? |
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| Super Yob | Aug 12 2006, 10:43 AM Post #3 |
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Yeah, Bud-Weis-Er. I am a pretty happy dude right now. I met a woman at work that is my age, widowed, and looks like Olivia Newton John. ![]() I haven't asked her out yet, but I am going to. I met her 3 days ago. I like her. :lol: |
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| J..M | Aug 12 2006, 11:11 AM Post #4 |
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Gonna find her & stick my dick in her ear :lol: |
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| Super Yob | Aug 12 2006, 11:37 AM Post #5 |
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It'd prolly fit you needle dicked bug fucker. :angry: :lol: |
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| J..M | Aug 12 2006, 12:35 PM Post #6 |
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Well that way I can fuck some sense in to her .............. :lol: |
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| cheeseman | Aug 12 2006, 12:41 PM Post #7 |
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:ph43r: what is the point of this thread |
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| Super Yob | Aug 12 2006, 12:44 PM Post #8 |
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Ahh, the point of this thread was to wait for you to show up so I could say "Shut the fuck up BOY!!!" |
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| Super Yob | Aug 12 2006, 12:46 PM Post #9 |
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STFU Murphy Brown eye. |
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| mireland | Aug 12 2006, 01:21 PM Post #10 |
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I like to fuck cheap whores...I've had all me shots so it's ok...
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| J..M | Aug 12 2006, 01:31 PM Post #11 |
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Waxy eye in this case
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| Super Yob | Aug 12 2006, 01:37 PM Post #12 |
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I've heard Miss Olivia is like the garden gate, she swings both ways. Go ahead honey, bring a girlfriend over. :lol: |
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| Prushka | Aug 12 2006, 01:56 PM Post #13 |
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And bring the camcorder, so he can remember what the fuck he did
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| Super Yob | Aug 13 2006, 05:54 AM Post #14 |
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Or maybe I could ask the most knowledgeable prushka on how to lube my dick before I stick it in. :lol: Nah, I would forget the instructions anyway and rip her clit off. Oh well, the cat got his bath this morning. Twas fun.
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| Prushka | Aug 13 2006, 12:03 PM Post #15 |
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Yeah, Bud-Weis-Er or you could let her do it for ya cat bath is dated...but still funny only time I'd do it is if the cat gets skunked, then I'd let Honey washed it with down with a can of tomato soup...works great, letting Honey do it :lol: and she did |
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