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| Link | September 20, 2011, 1:34 am Post #1 |
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RUN FROM THE GUARDIANS, RUN RUN RUN RUN
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you; name;...(SHO D:<) contact information;...(skype: tastelesstetrahedron) other characters;....! (Sho and Nao.) basics; name; Link age; Varies (most likely 19ish since I'll probably end up mostly being TP Link) occupation; race; Hylian (Like humans, but with elf ears and magic. MOTHER. FUCKING. MAGIC.) in depth; appearance;; The reincarnations of Link have always looked different, though the traits that they all share is the Hylian ears which are pointed and the signature hero's clothing which consists of a green tunic, brown leather boots, and green hat. For the sake of convenience, I shall humor you all with a description of EVERY LINK THERE HAS EVER BEEN. Legend of Zelda/Adventure of Link: This is pretty much the OG Link game-wise. He sports some nice brown locks and looks really boss. I mean, seriously. He has a ton of items and is known for not wearing any pants. NONE. AT ALL. Age-wise I have NO IDEA how old this Link is. He can be anywhere from ten to fifteen, honestly. The art is much too old-school for me to tell, anyways. Link to the Past/Link's Awakening: This Link, again, wears no pants, but does have nice hair. Rather than a dingy brown, he sports a faaaaabulous head of golden brown hair. His tunic is very plain, honestly, and his belt is nothing to write home about....but Link's Awakening is so sad the plainness is almost forgiven. Age-wise, this Link is probably a bit older than the original Link, though the age is still very much a mystery to me. Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask: This Link is known as the original Link (story-wise...ALTHOUGH NOW WITH SKYWARD SWORD THE TIMELINE IS PRETTY MESSED UP, DAMN IT). His hair is actually blonde in this game, with his bangs parted in the middle. Child Link sports no pants and is relatively plain like the other Links through time, though Adult Link adds a bit of UMPF to his looks. His tunic is accented with a nice pair of tights, a white undershirt, a pair of fingerless leather gloves, and not one, but TWO belts. Not to mention He has not one but THREE different outfits. Talk about running around Hyrule in style. There's green, red, and blue. Not only do they beautifully accent his features, but get this: THEY HELP THE BROTHER OUT. Green tunic is for show. Nothing special, but still nice to kick some major redead ass. The blue one. WATER BREATHING POWERS. Put on that tunic and Link can breathe in water, no strings attached. The red one? FIRE. Suddenly Link can go running on lava. AND GUESS WHAT! He's not affected at all. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Kid Link travels to the land of Termina and guess what he finds? MASKS THAT CHANGE HIS FORM (...and just regular ol' masks as well). So now instead of just tunics, he has full-on FORM CHANGES. Sometimes he wakes up on the Dawn of the First Day and thinks to himself "SHEEEEEEET, I wanna be a Deku today." That motherfucker goes and does just that. Yeah, it hurts like hell, but that's the power of magic, baby. Deku Link looks like some kind of emo with blond hair, no shirt (fanservice?), oversized hat, and miniskirt. Then comes Goron Link with the spirit of Darumi. This Link sports a beard that rivals hobos for gnarliness and white hair that rival Beethoven in shape and size. Not only that, but he rocks a nice miniskirt and no shirt (f-fanservice....?). He sports a nice beaded necklace around his goro-neck (DO GORONS HAVE NECKS?), purple in color. He's still sporting some gloves and unlike the Deku Link, this Goron Link is actually wearing SHOES. That's one badass motherfucker right there if I ever did see one. And then comes the Zora Link. The fan-favorite. He's there wooing women that didn't even know they liked Zoras with his no-shirt fanservice and MINI-SKIRT. If Roy Mustang saw all these miniskirts he'd approve instantly. This Link has gills. GILLS. Mother. Fucking. Gills. And fins. 'Dem fins allow him to do flips and shit through the water. What's that? Goron Link can't touch the water? TOUGH SHIT WEAR THE ZORA MASK. This Link is blue and green in appearance, and looks much the same as a regular male Zora. The main difference, however, is the addition of actual clothing to this Zora and a long head-fin...thing...which resembles Link's signature hat. Boots and gloves. This Link knows how to accessorize. Along with those masks comes the mask of a deity. No. Joke. You think this bad ass motherfucker would kid around like that? HELL NO. He puts it on and INSTANT PUBERTY. He ages instantly, loses the blond in place of a more subtle white, gets adventurous with the lipstick, wears damn gray tunic, a breast plate with the moon and a star on each moob, BLUE DAMNED UNDERSHIRT, big-ass sword that looks like FUCKING DNA. What's that coming at you? IS THAT FUCKING DNA? Sliced in the throat with a fucking DNA sword. Motherfucker knows what’s going down. Yeah, who cares how lame a fucking star on his chest looks. This deity gon' fuck up yo' shit so hard you wish you could just run away. BUT YOU CAN'T RUN FROM A GOD. He'll find you. Him and his brown leather books which he'll use to kick yo' ass. Fingerless gloves? FUCK THAT SHIT. He's so godly he can afford gloves that have FINGERS on them. And tri-colored. Where's your god now? UP IN YOUR FACE ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP, THAT'S WHERE. On the moon. The mother fucking MOON. Slicing apart Majora then taking the remains and eating them. RAW. Then, of course, come the regular-grade masks that only change Link's appearance as far as his face goes. Pretty trippy stuff can go down, though. Fairy Mask with fucking shine when there are fairies around. What's the mask look like? You know those N64-graphic pink fairies that haunt your nightmares to this very day? You know those goddesses that wore nothing but VINES? You know those fairies that would laugh demonically, reminding you to never return to their spring again? YEAH. THOSE FAIRIES. Then there's Kafei's mask which looks absolutely nothing like the lovable drunkard, yet everyone seems to recognize it (swear it's a conspiracy with Madame Aroma or something). And there's a sea of other masks which I will not explain. Age-wise, this Link, as a child, is about ten to twelve (the reason there is no definite age is because in one guide book I own it states this Link is ten, though in Wind Waker it states that the WW Link embarked on a journey at the same age of the previous Link, the Hero of Time. FFFF- INCONSISTENCIES). This would make the Adult Link around seventeen to nineteen years old. Seems Legit. tl;dr A RANT ABOUT HOW AMAZING LINK IS, 'NUFF SAID. Oracles: This Link is pretty chill compared to his predecessor in terms of appearance. The main difference with this Link and many other Links of previous games: HE WEARS TIGHTS. His hair is golden and poofy much the same way a Pomeranian looks after a very good washing. Age-wise he seems to be about ten or twelve, though this is a video game from Japan. Looking ten or twelve can mean he's already eighteen or a full-on age thirty-two adult. For the sake of our sanity, however, let's just assume about eleven. Nice middle. Four Swords/Adventure: This Link is what started up some cartoony controversy within the Zelda-verse. The other Links were becoming more realistic and then THIS MOTHERFUCKER COMES. These four Links don't play by the rules. That's right, you heard correctly. FOUR. LINKS. Four whole Links with ill-proportioned bodies and cute faces that are probably the cutest things to ever fuck up yo' shit. The first Link, the ORIGINAL, is the regular green-clad young man we've all come to know in love in a convenient chibi form. Then there comes the RED Link. Yeah, that's all nice and dandy. No real difference between the Link other than the color and the voice change between the two. That's right. Red is higher-pitched. Then comes good ol' Blue. He's up in there like a boss doing his own thang. His voice is slightly lower than Green Link's voice. AND THEN. OH SHIIIIIIII- PURPLE. LINK. He's pretty much the drop-out Link Nintendo was obligated to throw it as the 4th amigo. Nothing up with Purple Link other than his voice. TWO FULL OCTAVES LOWER THAN GREEN LINK. As far as age goes, these four Links appear to be around ten to twelve (once again). Nothing out of the ordinary here, son. Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass: THIS LINK. The Link with the personality. That is how this one shall always be remembered. Yeah, yeah. He's decked out in the hero's tunic, TIGHTS, and everything. The clothes are a bit too hot and itchy for island-living, BUT TOUGH SHIT. This Link doesn't really have anything special, which is why they had to add so much personality to this one, but he's a Link with character, what can you say? O RIGHT. Once his story has been completed what does he do? Go back home and relax on the island with his grandma and sister? NO. He goes off AGAIN on the same quest. Only THIS time he wears his street clothes. That's right. Saving Hyrule in his pajamas. He's up there stabbing Gannondorf in the head WHILE WEARING HIS FUCKING NIGHTY. His hair is bright, vibrant yellow, not even blond. Nice and fluffy. Windswept, though that's fine considering he spends half the game on the ocean, FUCK WHY ISN'T THE CYCLOS DUDE WILLING TO GIVE ME HIS POWERS OF TELEPORTATION YET!? Age-wise this Link starts his journey when he's ten or twelve. Due to inconsistencies STATED ABOVE IN THAT WALL OF TEXT, we cannot be entirely sure. It is more or less accepted, however, that he is twelve years old. Minish Cap: Another cartoony Link with horrible body proportions yet somehow cute and lovable. Appearance-wise, he looks quite the same as Wind Waker Link, with darker, fluffier hair and a hat that's actually part bird. No, you heard correctly. BIRD. It has a beak and everything. Get this: that hat? It SPEAKS. What sort of black magic is that, fuuuuuuuuuuuck! Age-wise, this Link is, like many others, around ten or twelve years old. Twilight Princess/Crossbow Bla Bla Bla: ENTER ADULT LINK AT BEGINNING OF GAME AND HOARD OF SQUEALING FANGIRLS. This Link is one bad ass mother fucker. You thought OoT/MM Link was badass? Well, this Link ain't no candyass. This Link looks like a MAN. Not some '64 graphics, neither. His hair is a dirty blond, with his bangs swept to the side like some sort of mother fucking actor. His eyes, unlike the other Links in time, are actually worth mentioning. Why? MOTHER FUCKING BEAST EYES, THAT'S WHY. Other Links look nice and relatively friendly Spirit Tracks: CONDUCTOR OUTFIT. 'Nuff said. Skyward Sword: Looks like a pudgy version of the TP Link, but colored like the WW Link. Age-wise is confirmed to be the oldest Link, though by how much is still unclear. Can't be much older than 20, can he? Link? Link!? LIIIIIIIIINNNNKKKKK!!!!! [EDIT] OKAY, THIS LINK MAY POSSIBLY BE THE COOLEST MOTHER FUCKING LINK. EVER. JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THOSE PLUMP LIPS. Know what? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT!? HE'S GOTTTA MOTHER FUCKIN' GIANT-ASS NOSE AND HE IS WORKIN' IT SO YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. He's got gadgets and gizmos, I don't even. Seriously, I have played the game maybe thirty minutes and I'm this in love rite nao. FUCKIN' FUCK. AMAZING LOOK AT HIS GUYLINER. His fuckin' hair is always amazing, even in that wind. LOOK AT THAT. SOME SORT OF BROWNISH BLOND, I JUST WANNA RUN MY HANDS THROUGH IT, IT LOOKS SO FLUFFY. Also this Link is really pudgy. Like, seriously. He needs to go on a diet because that stamina gauge is just telling me that he needs to lay off those damn donuts. picture; Spoiler: click to toggle personality; A natural-born hero-type. Other than that Link is probably the most personality-deprived character that's ever been created. Ocarina of Time Link and every one of his predecessors had NO PERSONALITY. Not even with that fucking fish chick said they're both getting married. You know what he did? FUCKING NOTHING. Wind Waker Link had the most personality by a LONG SHOT. His facial features in the game were honestly enough to CRACK ME THE FUCK UP. His stare. HIS STARE. Spoiler: click to toggle He'd pretty much hope around being a badass and attempted to be cool when the Master Sword was all chill again. TOO BAD HE'S BETTER AS A DERP. Twilight Princess Link seemed more serious business, but he was still a derp at heart. WE ALL COULD FEEL IT. He just didn't have it in him to actually be as serious as that one spirit guide dude wanted him to be. What seems to be constant as far as personality goes is the fact that Link is the silent-hero type. He doesn't need to speak in order to get his point across and is more concerned over doing what is right over what he desires. Of course, there is that one circus dude in Twilight Princess who says something along the lines of Link having a beautiful speaking voice..... GUESS WHO HAS PERSONALITY? SS LINK DOES, MOTHER FUCKERS. Going to also take this chance to explain a little something about our beloved TP Link. Yeah, yeah, he's got NO personality? Well guess what, THAT'S FALSE. Get this shit: he saves his bay-bees. He's more LITERALLY a papa wolf and you best not be stealin' his babies unless you want a ton of Hylian sword shoved down your throat. Collin, Elisabeth, and those two brothers I can't remember the name of. Yeah. That's right. They're pretty much set for like with an older brother figure like Link. NEVER MESS WITH THEM 'CAUSE LINK IS GON' FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS IF YOU DO. history; This is but one of the legends of which the people speak... Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace. But one day a man of great evil found this golden power and took it for himself... With it's power at his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom. But then, when all hope had died and the hour of doom seemed in hand... ...a young boy in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding the blade of evil's bane, he sealed the dark away and gave the land light. This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as the Hero of Time. The boy's tale was passed on through generation until it became legend... But then...a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom. The great evil that all thought to be forever sealed away by the hero... ...once again crept from the depths of the earth, eager to resume it's dark designs. the people believed the Hero of Time would come again to save them. ...but the hero did not appear. Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing but appeal to the gods. In their final hours, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of fate. What became of that kingdom...? None remain who know. The memory of the kingdom vanished, but the legend survived on the wind's breath. On a certain island, it became customary to garb boys in green when they came of age. Clothed in the green of fields, they aspire to find heroic blades and cast down evil. The elders wished only for the youths to know courage like the hero of legend... FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW NOTHING OF ZELDA, THIS WOULD BE GOOD TO START OUT WITH. It seriously has everything you need to know conveniently stacked into a small little video. HOW COOL IS THAT!? With each different Link comes a different tale, a different journey. The only constants there seems to be (and even those constants are questioned by a few games) are the three who make up the triforce. Courage, the main protagonist, Wisdom, the princess, and Power, the villain. The hero always goes off on some life-changing journey and becomes a Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask: "The flow of time is always cruel... Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days." ---Sheik This Link starts out as the fairy-less Kokiri whos journey begins after he's finally given a fairy, Navi, by the Great Deku Tree (more or less the guardian or some shit of those forest children). Because he gets a fairy, the other Kokiri can no longer make fun of him, 'cause he's finally boss Link's love life during the game--- Spoiler: click to toggle IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT I KID YOU NOT. "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" ---Moon Child After these events take place, Link returns to life as a child, retaining his memories of what had happened. He leaves the land of Hyrule, trying to find his missing friend. All hope seems lost and as he is searching through a forest with Epona, he's attacked by Skull Kid and his two fairies, Tatl and Tael. Skull Kid steals the sacred ocarina of time and starts playing, acting like tough shit while the two fairies watch and complain that they want to play, as well. Link, who appears to be drunk at this point, flips shit and Skill Kid tries to flee on Epona. BUT NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. Link grabs onto Epona's leg and is dragged for dear life. They end up at some weird mini-temple or something and Link is all scared or some shit. Skull Kid, being the BAMF he is (when controlled by Majora) places a curse on Link, turning him into the Wind Waker: "My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose." ---Ganondorf Personality Link. This Link is the most bad ass mother fucker that will ever fuck up yo' shit. NO JOKE. He looks cute and innocent, and mind you he did start that way, but then he goes and says "FUCK YOU, DESTINY" and forces himself to become a hero. He starts off on a small island because the gods were so pissed off at Ganon that they flooded Hyrule. Link's sister is stole by some crap-bird and he's all NOT HAVING THAT so he attempts to save her. BAD CHOICE. He almost dies in the process and is saved by Twilight Princess: "Shadow and Light are two sides of the same coin...One cannot exist without the other." ---Princess Zelda This Link, the oldest at the start of the game, starts out as nothing more than a country-bumpkin. He starts out with a horse named Epona and has only one friend around his age: Illia. After a totally not convenient accident, Link is sent out to deliver something to Hyrule instead of some other dude in the small town. WELL FUCK. That's when shit starts. Link is sucked into the realm of Twilight, where his soul should have been converted into that of a ghost, but since he is actually part of the Triforce he was turned, instead, into a spirit animal AKA WOLF. He's locked up in a prison (FUCK) and chained. CHAINED. Skyward MOTHER FUCKING Sword "Let me see...no, that's not it. This is so very embarrassing, but I seem to be at a loss for your name." ---Ghirahim "Uhhh...Whoh...You're kind of imploding my mind right now...but I think I get what you're saying ---GROOSE First off, YOU SEE THAT MOTHER FUCKING SHIT UP THERE? THIS GAME IS SO EPIC AND QUOTABLE IT HAS TWO MOTHER FUCKING QUOTES. And I'm not even half way through the game, crap. Can you imagine? THIS GAME IS GOING TO FUCKING BLOW. YOUR. MIND. This Link, the OLDEST of ALL THE LINKS, is one bad ass mother fucker. You thought WW Link was bad ass? Screw you. You thought TP Link was bad ass? FUCK YOU, GOOD SIR. THIS LINK IS FUCKIN' MORE BAD ASS IN THE FIRST THIRTY MINUTES OF THE GAME THAN ALL OTHER LINKS COMBINED THROUGHOUT THEIR ENTIRE GAME. Look at him. You think he's lame? FUCK YOU, MOTHER FUCKER. This Link has PERSONALITY. So much he's OVERFLOWING. He got some swag. SWAG MOTHER FUCKER. I ain't talking about no swag out there in Shibuya, but crap man, this mother fucker will fuck you up. WITH HIS GIANT BIRD THING. What? You dissin him? WELL FUCK YOU, HE'LL MAKE FUN OF YOUR HAIR AND MAKE YOU GO CRY BACK TO THE HEAD MASTER. So get this. Link is chillin' in his room being all BAMF, because he is a BAD. ASS. MOTHER. FUCKER. And BAM, the fates come to him. AND ZELDA'S BIRD. She invites you to go meet with her, HUBBA HUBBA, AND YOU ALL DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY WHILE FUCKIN' UP ERRYONE'S SHIT. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. FUCKIN' IT ALL UP. -will explain more as the game progresses- finishing up; roleplay sample; {HURR DURR WILL DO THIS EVENTUALLY AND IT WON'T BE DREADFUL LIKE THE REST OF THIS THANG, I SWEAR.} member title; Silent Hero anything else; THIS: LOOK AT THIS THIS CHANGED MY LIFE AND MADE ME SEE THE WORLD IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT. ...EVERYTHING I JUST WROTE COULD BE CONSIDERED SPOILERS. Read at your own risk, though I'm evil and put this at the bottom. READ THIS. JUST TRUST ME. Edited by Link, December 5, 2011, 7:59 pm.
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| Sora | September 22, 2011, 10:23 pm Post #2 |
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a hero's not afraid to give his life
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