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CAPTAIN Jack Harkness; Oh Captain~! Myyyyyy Captain~! (that's said in the most whore vioce possible, btw)
Topic Started: January 9, 2012, 2:52 pm (257 Views)
Captain Jack Harkness
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APPLICATION: A MAN ON A MISSION TO GET LAID


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okay, fine. Real application time...
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T3T pricks...

you;
name; Ash Kechum from Pallet Town
contact information; Ash Kechum from Pallet Town
other characters; Ash Kechum from Pallet Town

basics;
name; Jack Harkness, Captain
age;.....forever young
occupation; Companion, Leader of Torchwood, Sexy Machine
race; Hyooman

in depth;
appearance; He looks like a human man. Like, a human. Man. A man that is human. He has a nice bod, okay? Is that what you wanted to hear? YEAH? ALRIGHT. HE DOES. HE'S GORGEOUS AND I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR. Also, he has a big build unlike most characters that you will probably see on this site or anywhere. He looks....LIKE A MAN. HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT? He's pretty tall. Like, seriously man-tall. Which is nice.
picture;
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I FOUND IT, I FOUND IT.
I didn't want to use that horrible chin pic that I know would probably be the generic one of the Captain. You know, the one from Torchwood. That one that I think Jack doesn't look himself in. Not like this pic. He looks himself in this pic. VERRRRRY himself. Hubba hubba?
Plus this gives you, like, 90% of his personality right there. RIGHT THERE. 90% OF IT.
personality; Look at the picture. Take it in. Breath. Breath once more. Okay. Close your eyes and imagine that same guy beating the crap out of aliens. Yeah? That guy up there? He can be RUTHLESS. One minute he could be full-on making out with some dandy fellow, then the next he's kicking the shit out of the same guy? Don't believe me? WATCH THAT ONE EPISODE OF TORCHWOOD WHERE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS, ALRIGHT? Anyways, in all seriousness, Jack is a com-nomnom-plicated character. He's usually all shits and giggles and flirty and manwhore, but when shit goes down he'll get srs'd. I swear he's got a sex addiction, by the way. I swear he has to. Also he hits on anything that "has a postal code". Not joking. He's "omnisexual" and I'm too lazy to explain it right now, so just assume that means everything. He's also very protective and if you're his friend he will protect you with all that he can. Pretty cool, right? He's like a dog. A dog with infinite lives. And, well, he likes things. Things as in having sexual relations with people/aliens. Did I mention that? Yeah, yeah, I think I did.
history; He was born in the year fifty kajillioin (roughly, I'm actually too lazy to check the exact date), but then he was-...okay, I checked. It was the 51st century. He was born and all that, but was totally under a different name. Jack Harkness? Yeah, that's not even his real name. That's how badass he is guys.Anyways, one day these mother fuckers decide to invade his family and he is told to run away with his brother by his father, BUT HE LETS GO OF GRAY AND RUNS LIKE HELL. After the invasion jack comes back and can't find his brother and is morbidly depressed over the entire event. He mourns so hard he becomes a time agent and goes off to the year 1941. That's some pretty hardcore mourning. But, anyways, he's actually also a con-man. That's pretty important. Actually, really important. Jack assumes the name of Jack Harkness, an actual dude from the time, and takes his everything after this bro dies (SERIOUSLY THIS IS PART OF THE APPLICATION, ORZ). Blablabla, he meets with the Doctor, Ninth incarnate to be exact, and enjoys the sight of Rose's ass as she hangs from a blimp during an air raid. Blabla, he wines, dines, and tries to whore around with Rose until he finds the Doctor and they all go off on some adventures. Zetta fun times, only eventually they have a Dalek invasion thing going on in the space...station.....thinggy....And Jack is killed. I cried during that part. I seriously did. Anyways, Rose eats the TARDIS (CLOSE ENOUGH TO WHAT HAPPENED) and gains it's powers. She heals Jack and then he's all "WHOH NOW? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT GUYS?" The Doctor and Rose then leave before Jack can join them because THE DOCTOR IS RACIST AGAINST IMMORTALS and then he's stuck on the space station thinggy. He's not having this shit, though, and so he goes off and uses a time vortex wrist watch thing and goes back in time to the...what was it? Like, 1869. He's all "...FFFFFFFUCK." because he won't meet with the Doctor here DAMNIT. But then he realizes that he's immortal and he's all "WELL I AM THE MAN THAT CANNOT DIE" and he seriously can't die. From anything. Ever. He's destined to be alive for eternity. He eventually is sought out by Torchwood who finds that he cannot die and they run electrodes with electrical junk through his body and he just CAN'T FUCKING DIE GDI. He is recruited eventually because he'll be in London or something for a while and having no currency is no bueno guys. And they paid hella well. Jack is, again, all up in the war and his entire fleet or whatever it's called is choked with rose petals by FAIRIES. COLD BLOODED MURDERER FAIRIES. And so he's all pissy about this and he does all these things while he waits for The Doctor and him to cross paths again. Shit goes down, alright? A ton of shit. I don't want to have to detail every one of his adventures. THEN HE MAKES HIS NEW TORCHWOOD TEAM. Yeah. They have giant orgies every night. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO READ? Well, it's true. Or it might as well be. Him and Ianto have a thang for a while, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT DOCTAH. SERIOUSLY. IT'S NOTHING....PROBABLY. especially considering Ianto kind of dies THEN WHAM BAM, TARDIS NOISE. Jack literally gets up and is all "DOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!" and is running at the speed of sound and looks like a total pansy to the rest of his team who are all "WTF DID JACK JUST?" and then he latches to the TARDIS for dear life and is sent to the end of time where he is part of a big thing. It's pretty big, alright? Which ends with there being two Time Lords, an insane thing going on, Martha leaving the Doctor, and Jack UNFORTUNATELY parting ways with Doctor after a year of being in chains (not as sexy as it sounds) and realizing that his team totes needs him. They NEED him. And also he finds out what caused him to be immortal. THEN BAM. him and Martha have a Torchwood investigation thing, she and him part ways, ummmm, OH! Did I mention his team pretty much dies? Yeah, that happens....AND SO HIS STORY CONTINUES.

WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.
OKAY. REMEMBER BACK TO WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT MARTHA AND JACK AND DOCTOR AND "DOOOOOCCCTOOOOORRR!!!!" Well, okay. Jack goes and admits his love for the Doctor up in front of Martha and this is FUCKING IMPORTANT.

Also I forgot to mention that he speaks in an "American" accent, whatever that is.

finishing up;
roleplay sample; I don't think I've ever done one of these before in my life....
member title;
anything else; Let's just never take what I do seriously. Ever. Because obviously I am incapable of seriousness. Just beat me up so I never create again...
also...

I'M ASH KECHUM FROM PALLET TOWN.
OUR EYES HAVE LOCKED.
WE MUST BATTLE.
GO! PIKACHU.
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PIKACHUUUUUUU!!! D:
Edited by Captain Jack Harkness, January 26, 2012, 7:43 pm.
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The Doctor
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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff.
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ACCEPTED


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Edited by The Doctor, January 9, 2012, 2:58 pm.
And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't
So here's to DRINKS IN THE DARK at the --------> end of my road
And I'm ready to SUFFER and I'm ready to HOPE
It's a shot in the dark, aimed right at my throat
Cause looking for HEAVEN, found the DEVIL in me
Looking for heaven, found the devil in me
Well, what the hell!
I'm gonna let it happen to me!

And it's HARD TO DANCE
With a DEVIL on your BACK
So shake it OUT!
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...DOUBLE ACCEPTED?

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(plusireallylovethisgifsomuch)

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“You say that you love r a i n ,
but you { open your umbrella } when it rains.
You say that you love the s u n ,
but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the w i n d ,
but you >>close your windows<< when wind blows.
This is why I am a f r a i d ,
you say that you love me too...
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