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| Tweet Topic Started: February 17, 2012, 6:41 am (371 Views) | |
| Miles Edgeworth | February 17, 2012, 6:41 am Post #1 |
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you; name; Bruce Wayne contact information; thegoddamnbatman@waynenterprice.net other basics; name; Miles Edgeworth age; mid-20's (around 24)-Born 1992 occupation; Prosecuting Attorney race;Human in depth; appearance; BECAUSE ME ADDING A SHITTON OF PICTURES MEANS NOTHING. First of all, his hair. It's not gray. It's. BLACK. It just shines beautifully. And yes, it's lovely you wish you could have it for yourself. Second point of interest: HIS CRAVAT. Notice how amazing and dare I say POMPOUS. Beautiful. This man knows just how to dress himself. Some days he goes into his closet and thinks "WHAT CAN I DO TO LOOK MORE FLAMING?" So then he takes out his BURGANDY (not pink, don't say that his outfit is pink otherwise he'll flip some shit) outfit and put it on. And the cravat just for shits and giggles. he also looks pretty fit and that is largely because HE IS FIT. Also he has very large man-hands in which he uses to wiggle at Phoenix during court cases because HE CAN. picture; Spoiler: click to toggle personality; Edgeworth, contrary to popular belief, is not a total dickwad. He's just a child in the shell of a dickwad, honest. After having the childhood he had, do you really expect anything else? his heart is in the right place and he has an excellent sense of justice, just he can't emotion properly. NOT AT ALL. At least he's doing better than when he was younger and he was completely ruthless to the point of not caring about guilty or innocent. He's completely for finding the truth now. Totally. THANKS TRITE. Also that dickwad shell that Edgeworth has, it's also thickly layered in a coat or five of sarcasm, unintentional rudeness, unintentional cockiness, and more awkwardness. It's pretty bad. He's so awkward he ran away from Gumshoe when he wanted to take Edgeworth's picture. Yeah, that bad. He comes off as cold and uninterested, though with his friends he's very dependable and will do all that he can to help if they are in need, such as the time he flew all the way from Germany or someplace to help out Phoenix when he was hurt. He's pretty much still a dickwad to Larry, though. So maybe he's only somewhat nice to Phoenix. I mean, you've seen the way he treats his poor lackey Gumshoe. Poor. Gumshoe... history; I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. HONESTLY, I DON'T. JUST IGNORE THIS PART. .........Fine. Edgeworth was a young boy with a strong sense of justice. Like, kira status. If he got a death note as a child he would be doing errythang with that. Only, not really. He wasn't always suck a dickface. Back when his father was alive and before the DL-6 incident OR SOME NUMBER LIKE THAT. I KNOW IT HAS A D AND I KNOW IT HAS A 6. As a child, Edgey-poo wanted to be a great defense attorney like his father. He was so moved by his father that once in third grade when everyone was making fun of Phoenix for stealing money and blaming him for something he didn't do with no evidence, he was the only one in the class, along with Larry Butz, to defend Phoenix who was there crying like a huge baby. The class ended up finding the money or some shit and everyone said they're sorry to Edgeworth. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY TIME HE'S HAPPY. Shortly after that his father, him, and some other dude I forgot the name of were trapped in an elevator and the other dude they were with was just fliiiiipppping outtttttt. Like, really badly. And while in there, there was an earthquake and the lights went out. There was some stuff that went down and when the lights went on, Edgeworth's father was dead. And here's the plot twist: Edgeworth was positive it was his fault. I think there was a gun involved or something, I'm too lazy to really go and check it out right now so let's just roll with it. SUDDENLY EMO, EMO ERRYWHERE. Edgeworth was taken in by the fabulously womanly and infamously amazing prosecuting attorney Manfred von Karma and moved to Germany where he learned the ways of the von Karma's aka being ruthless and winning is everything. FAST FORWARD-okay, Edgey is, like, nineteen and it's his first day in court. He wins against Mia Fey by default and he goes on as the genius prosecuting attorney that has never lost a case. EVER. And then he meets up with Phoenix Wright. Wriiiiiiiiight. Phoenix wonders why Edgey-poo is so different, but Edgeworth doesn't say anything and is pretty damn ruthless. AND SO THEY BATTLE IN THE COURTROOM. OBJECTION. TAKE THAT. HOLD IT. NOT GUILTY. That's right. Edgeworth LOST. HUGE STRIKE RIGHT TO HIS MAN-EGO. And then he keeps losing. Through their court cases, Phoenix, Miles, and even Larry become closer as friends, though especially Wright and Edgeworth, developing a healthy rivalry. AND THEN THE WHOLE ISSUE OF THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WAS A CHILD IN AN ELEVATOR IS BROUGHT BACK UP. Hot shit goes down. HOT. SHIT. Turns out it wasn't Edgeworth, but really MANFRED who had caused Edgeworth's father to die. Wait. WAIT. WAIT UP. THIS SOME DEEP SHIT. IMAGINE IF THE DUDE WHO BROUGHT YOU IN AFTER YOUR FATHER DIED ENDED UP BEING THE ONE WHO CAUSED YOUR FATHER TO DIE? Heavy, I know. That was a big kick to the everything and Edgeworth could finally, after fifteen long years, sleep without nightmares of that night. He does, however, still have a fear of elevators and earthquakes. It's really bad. He won't go on an elevator at all and earthquakes or anything reminding him of earthquakes will cause Edgeworth to flip out, or at the very least be very uneasy. The worst-case scenario he'll faint, which happened in some court case in that one game....Awww yeah, description powers. There was also that one time Edgeworth was a defense attorney in place of Phoenix. Pretty hilarious. I'LL EXPLAIN THE REST OF THE CASES EVENTUALLY, IT'S 2AM AND I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THAT MUCH DETAIL. HERE. JUST READ THIS. [/SIZE] finishing up; roleplay sample; member title; Genius Prosecuting Attorney anything else; He's gay ladies Also if you see Wendy Oldbag, kindly direct her in a different direction than where Edgeworth is. This is very much appreciated. ![]() ![]() ![]() OU SEE THAT UP THERE? Yes, I'm very appreciative of the artist for making sure that Edgeworth not only held the flute in the right direction and even had the proper amount of key and finger placements, but the some JACKASS decides it's a SPLENDID idea to add that moving music background. SHIT UP IN HERE. Okay. OKAY. You see that? The lowest note there is a C. The flute's lowest note on a regular non-B-foot flute is C. Doesn't seem like a big deal, hahaha, right? WRONG. In almost all sheet music for flute the notes do not go that low unless there is a 8-va (I can't for the life of me recall the other name for it at this particular moment), WHICH THERE IS NONE IN THIS PIECE OF MUSIC. Secondly, do you see that note at the bottom? The D and the F? This is a physical impossibility for the flute. NO. Therefore this piece of music was not meant for the flute. I'm going to take a wild STAB in the dark and say someone grabbed a piece of piano sheet music and without any knowledge of music decided it's be a WONDERFUL idea to stick it back there. NO. You can't do that. JUST NO. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. I AM VERY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. Ruining a perfectly beautiful picture of Edgeworth playing the flute, WHICH COMPLETELY SUITS HIM, BY THE WAY, BY HAVING MUSIC FLYING IN THE BACKGROUND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FLUTE SHEET MUSIC. YES, I THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO ADD TO THE APPLICATION AND THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST SERIOUS PIECE OF WRITING YOU WILL EVER SEE ME WRITE EVER. "sho, are you okay? -takes a step back-" NO I AM NOT OKAY. LOOK THE FUCK BACK UP THERE TO THAT AND TELL ME IF YOU THINK I SHOULD BE OKAY. NO. NO I SHOULDN'T. Edited by Miles Edgeworth, February 17, 2012, 6:51 am.
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| Terezi Pyrope | February 19, 2012, 12:39 pm Post #2 |
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