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cavellia	Jan 1 2008, 05:52 AM
Wandering Soul Posts: 598 Group: Impossible to Gauge Admin Member #1 Joined: December 21, 2007 Skype Name fatalillusion501	You know you play too much FFXI when- 1) You don't wait for a bus you 'camp the bus spawn spot' 2) When the bus is late, you starts shouting for a Teleport. 3) When you see an ex and find yourself thinking 'I hope it doesn't aggro' 4) In the same situation, you cast Sneak to get past your ex. 5) You never sleep, you disconnect. 6) When waiting for a bus that is late, you ponder using Mijin Gakure to get home quicker. 7) When you feel sick and you ask for poisona. 8)When you call doctors 'white mages' 9) When you are at a farm and you ask to see the chocobo's 10) When madonna comes on TV, you look for your scroll of silence. 11) When you feel like its time to rearrage your room, you look for the 'layout' button 12) You dont faint, you Disconnect. 13) When you watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and think, Quadavs! 14) When you buy new clothes and ask for its Defence Bonuses. 15) Airplanes become airships. 16) When you are fishing at a lake, you have a fear of catching monsters (Warning: May be due to watching too much godzilla) 17) When you sit down to eat food, you throw it up in the air and ask your parents "What stats did that raise dad?" 18) You emote all your actions. For example: while walking down the hallway you trip and you shout "/em trips to the floor!" followed by "/em is getting up" then "/em is walking away" 19) You call small people Taru's and Fat people Galka 20) When you are in a fight, you try to cast Utsusemi: Ichi and ask for debuffs and buffs. 21) Friends become "Party Members" 22) When you dial the wrong number and you tell them "mt" then hang up. 23) When you cant find your keys and you start shouting for a lvl 45 thf to help you find them. 24) When your walking into your room and you yell ZONING!!. 25) When your in the kitchen cooking and you tell your mom to hand you a water crystal. 26) When ever your friend tells a joke and instead of laughing you SAY lol. 27) When you get into a fight you ask them what their lvl is. 28) When someone asks you what day it is and you say Watersday. 29) When you walk into another room and your mom asks why you stoped and you tell her you were downloading the data. 23) When you are at a resturant and your get up to go to the bathroom and you say AFK BRB. 24) You try to make a real mithkabob 25) You call your dog carbuncle 26) When you get into a fight, cast perfect dodge and warp outta there 27) You attempt the taru taru dance in real life(guilty) 28) When you say some1 is sexy, you say," DAMN YOOZ A HOT MITHRA!" 29) You have tried to regen your life points by drinking orange juice. 30) When you go to a party, you say," WHO IS GONNA PULL!?!!?!?!?!?! " 31) When you have the theme play for the first ten minutes of your drive 32) When you try not to go anywhere that would take more than 30 minutes to drive to so you don't have to get another car 33) When you have spray painted your dog blue, attached a ruby to its forehead and attached two more tails to it 34) When you walk into a room and say "an all hume pt...rare" 35) When you try to cast invisible/sneak to avoid ppl you don't want to talk to 35) You bring the FFXI strategy guide to school as your "independent reading book." 36) You download the music from the game into your iPod. 37) You say that you want to be a Ranger when you grow up 38) When you find yourself behind a boss because you want to use Sneak Attack 39) When you are late for class and try to cast Flee on yourself 40) You find yourself using kirbys in everyday correspondance . Like me! <('-'<) (^'-'^) (>'-')> ( )<('-'<) (^'-'^) (>'-')> ( )<('-'<) (^'-'^) 41)You start coming up with theories as to how Mithras and Galkas reproduce. 42) You blam your suckiness at basket ball on your under leveled throwing skill 43) when you are driving down the road and think you'll just auto follow 44) When you call the boss a GM. 45) When you walk up to a girl from behind and you try to pull her tail. 46) When you watch rugby and you think of Galkas playing. 47) You try to /blacklist your Family members. 48) you get in a fight a school and tell your friends to voke... 49) You camp a soda machine in hope to steal a pop<GET IT? POP?> 50) Go to the convienence store and ask for HQ faerie apple pies 51) When a question in an Information Technology exam is ''What is a macro" you reply "A command used to execute Vorpal Blade onto <t> using a combination of two keys by designating the following command "/ws "Vorpal Blade" <t>" onto the key combination CTRL + 8" 52) After a bonfire, you try to trade the blackened circle that remains an "orb" 53) You try to ride a chicken 54) When you grab your baby sister's teddy bear, jab fake wings into the side of it and force it to take care of your room and all your stuff... 55) You go on a field trip for geopraphy with and end up asking your teacher: "Is this Yuhtunga or Yhoater? i was afk when we zoned" 56) You no longer go to the bathroom. You got to Log Out or Drain the Hill Lizard 57) When you dont invite more than 5 more people to your birthday party. And those you do invite, you invite based on thier jobs. 58) When your dad is giving you the same lecture for the 20th time you and you think "If I zone now, will I stop hearing the spam?" 59) When you start calling your bank manager a gill seller. 60) You don't go the mall anymore, you go to the AH 61) You don't take photos, you take screenshots 62) You know your obsessed with FF11 when you read Robin hood and notice that he is a RNG/BRD and uses a Long sword. Then after analyzing it you realize its BRD/RNG because only BRD can use horns. Further wonder he cant equip the Bow and the Horn so wtf? Robin hood hacks 63) Your friends ask you to play with them and you tell them to send you an invite. 64) You actually read to the end of this list ^^ (Originally posted by me as Demonicangel on both my old LS forums and Alla)


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