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I'm not to good at describing myself, but I came across this fun little quiz, and thought posting my answers here might give you a clue as to the sort of person I am :)

****What colour do you think best describes you and why?

I think grey suits me, because my personality is neither black or white. I'm a woman of many contradictions, and can be completely different from one day to the next.

****Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?Or are they meaningless?

My dreams are most definately meaningless. In one recent dream, David Bowie emerged from the toilet holding out a shoe and asked me to evaluate the design, which I criticised as being too effeminate, before eliminating him by drowning him in mashed potato. I doubt that has meaning, but if it does, please tell me (and no, me being insane does NOT count as a dream interpretation, being a well established fact.)

****If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing and why?

I would be wallowing in a long hot bath filled with bubbles and scented unguents, with a book in one hand, a glass of chilled white wine in my hand, and a sexy naked male massaging my toes. Bring on the sexy men! Now!

****If you could only choose one element to surround yourself with either a)wind, b)fire, c)earth, or d)water, which would you choose and why?

I think fire, because it's just wonderful to watch, the way the colours dance from red, to yellow, to orange, to blue, and the way the colours are so distinct but are not a solid material.

Realistically though, it doesn't matter, as i'd be dead within a few minutes if deprived of air or water.

****If you had to paint a self-portrait would you make it a)realistic, b)abstract, or c)you'd rather die than have to pick up a paint brush? Explain your answer.

Abstract without a doubt. Why? Because I'm a teensy bit overweight, with messy hair, no dress sense, and spots. I'm not putting myself down, I'm happy and confident with the way I look, but would rather have a nice indecipherable squiggle of a self portrait where everyone could assume through the nonsense that I was a sexy goddess of a woman. Oh, and I can't paint. so even If i was trying for realistic, it would end up being abstract or at least 'Modern Art'.

****Which do you prefer more and why, a)natural light, b)candle light, c)florescent light, or d)moonlight?

Moonlight. It's dim, it's romantic, and it hides a multitude of physical flaws.

****Which sense could you not live without, and why?

Taste. I love my food, and I love savouring the flavours in it. I can't think of anything good about losing the sense of taste. Losing my sight I imagine might make me less focused on physical appearance (I could convince myself that I and everyone else were gorgeous),but losing my sense of taste? I'd be miserable! (However, I would probably be able to give blowjobs without gagging on the taste, so I'd be pretty popular ! )

****Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?

I used to have a boyfriend, who was very vain and would often stand in front of his full body length mirror completely naked, just admiring himself,and especially his manhood for minutes on end. When we broke up, I stuck a post it note right to the top of the mirror saying 'what are you looking up here for, the jokes between your legs!' I wish I'd seen his face.

****Have you ever written or drawn on another person? If so who, and what did you write/draw?

Yup. My friend Dean fell asleep after a party at my house on saturday, so he got the full beard mustache, zits and glasses, as well as some very rude words, scrawled all over him.

****What do you wish on?

I have a lucky bronze buddha about two inches high. It used to belong to my mum, and is older than I am. When I want something or am worried about something, I rub his belly and talk to him. I'm not religious, but I often find when I wish for answer on his belly, by the time I'm done I'm in a more relaxed state of mind and more able to achieve what I want by myself.

****If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?

I would not have gone commando today. I was in a rush, and didn't have time to sort my knickers out of the clean washing pile, so went without. Unfortunately my trousers I wore are made of a nasty staticy type of material and chafed quite a bit, so I spent a most uncomfortable afternoon.

****What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully, either emotionally or physically?

Be kind. Not in a showy, flashy, giving 100 quid to a begger kind of way, but just kind in their manner at all times, by which I mean treating everyone with an equal amount of respect and care.That said, I dont want someone who's only capable of polite small talk..I like a guy I can be ourageously flirty with and have a banter with.

I also have a huge thing for accents, so , basically a man with an unusual accent , could make me laugh and keep me in conversation, and can outflirt me whilst still letting me know he has respect for me, and others, would be my ideal man. And I have a bit of a thing about men with glasses - I don;t know why, but I like glasses !

****Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors? Why?

My nice warm cozy bed indoors.Because it's right next to the radiator, and I sleep with the wall on one side, my cat on the other, on my pile of old pillows that have been so well used all the 'squish' has gone out of them, and my duvet that smells of chocolate.

****What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

I really like clouds. Clouds are amazing, they come in all different kinds of patterns, and depending on the day and weather different colours too. I love looking at them and trying to make shapes or words out of them, and I've even been known to capture one with my camera phone if I like the shape, and email it to a friend to see if they see the same thing.

****If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?

Assuming I'd got all the I love you's, I hate you's, and I've always thought you were an almighty cow's out of the way, then my last words would be to demand that people wore white to my funeral instead of black. (I'm half chinese, and white is the colour of mourning there )

****Would you rather a)run through a sunflower field, b)jump inside a waterfall, or c)hike through the woods? Why?

I've always wanted to go behind a waterfall and see what was there. Is it a flat rockface, a cave, a tunnel? I'd love to find out.

****What is your worst fear in the world and why?

Flying insects .. except for butterflies and bumble bees. I dont know why, but I've always been terrified of any insect that flies. The scariest ones for me are moths, and the only flying insects I like, are bumblebees (because they are fluffy) and butterflies ( because they are pretty )

****Have you ever written poetry? Have you shared it?

I have written quite a few poems, although most of my best ones tend to be written during extremes of emotion and very personal to me, so I tend not to share the majority.

Thats enough of the serious questions. It's good to expand your mind once in a while, but It's just as much fun to have a giggle. With that in mind the next few questions are just for fun.

****Rate your feet out of 5 stars on the way they look: ****

1. I have huge feet for a girl, a size nine, and to my own mind they are hideously unattractive. That said, they are clean, and the nails are neatly trimmed, so I'll give them a 3


***You and your boyfriend/girlfriend are stranded on separate islands that are too far away from each other to swim (but with enough food to survive) and after a few months, you miss them terribly. An old man (if you're a girl)/woman (if you're a guy) says she will let you have his/her boat he/she built if you will sleep with him/her.(the boat is only big enough for one and he/she sleeps in it at night and constantly watches it so you cannot steal it.) Will you cheat on your bofriend/girlfriend in order to get back to them on the other island? ***

Yup, definately.If I don't I might never see him again. Sure, he might be mad at me, but hey, I have the boat, so if he decides to be a git about it I can always take off in my boat somewhere and leave him stranded on his little island forevermore! (However, I need a fella first...who volunteers to get stranded with me?
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