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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 28 2008, 07:54 PM (201 Views) | |
| Nodea | Jan 28 2008, 07:54 PM Post #1 |
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The battle now begins does it ever end? it silenced the winds to start the trend use any form even haiku don't feel torn just be true make this battle interesting Insult IanPalmer think before posting you could be a fallen fighter |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 28 2008, 07:59 PM Post #2 |
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Laztality!
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Free verse is bullshit Whoever thought it up Should be shot in the face. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 28 2008, 08:09 PM Post #3 |
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King of Coincidence
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You are a hypocrite It's easy to see You dive right on into it Even as you decree That you oppose it That form of poetry |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 28 2008, 08:11 PM Post #4 |
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Laztality!
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A hypocrite is I I can't think things on the fly But your ass is grass Your time is pass Hope this doesn't make you cry. (HA! LIMERICK! BEAT THAT!) |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Nodea | Jan 28 2008, 08:15 PM Post #5 |
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this does not pertain to the current train of thought but might you have caught the final plan of your book(s) that you have took the liberty to start and have yet to finish the art |
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| King Toast II | Jan 29 2008, 03:09 PM Post #6 |
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Time to go Anglo-Saxon on your asses... Battle beckons before us, wielding words as weapons. My victory will come to me as I vanquish vile villains Who watch too much anime and pointlessly post poetry. The spammers will fall before me As my quality quashes their quantity, and alliterative verse prevails. |
| Quit staring at my sig. | |
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| Sigmund Freud | Jan 29 2008, 03:43 PM Post #7 |
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I shall cut you down to size You are all equally weak in my eyes My blades shall feast on your blood The crimson liquid shall become a flood I shall welcome it with open arms While all others shall raise alarms My blades and craving for violence will be fed Under my boot shall I crush your head Hopefully you are prepared Or you only be shaken scared? Your lack of honour stains your crest So now I shall lay you to permanent rest |
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Baka ni kusari wa nai... Translation: There is no cure for fools. | |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 29 2008, 10:14 PM Post #8 |
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Laztality!
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Pants. They're warm. And this really has nothing to do with the topic. Free verse still sucks ass. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 10:20 PM Post #9 |
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King of Coincidence
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Behold the administrator Abusing his splendor Violating the topic In ways far from microscopic Someday I wish I could be A better person than is me For perhaps then I could contend For the splendid prize waiting in the end I've written this verse and I must say The requests of close friends I must obey I shall cease and desist this pathetic play For only then can I keep this at bay [ What does this have to do with any specific members? Ya got me. ] |
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| Nodea | Jan 30 2008, 03:45 PM Post #10 |
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Sigmund is a little bit gory Ian is a little bit random but it is I who shall taste glory don't throw a tantrum I admit NightWing has skill and free verse does suck but be it my will he will need much luck in order to resist i shall treat ya behold the twist I bribe you with pizza |
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| Sigmund Freud | Jan 31 2008, 08:11 PM Post #11 |
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Fuck you Fuck you all I say you're all blue and sit around all day |
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Baka ni kusari wa nai... Translation: There is no cure for fools. | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 31 2008, 08:50 PM Post #12 |
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King of Coincidence
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Darn right I say I sit around all day Wouldn't have it any other way Because to my dismay I can't do much else anyway I eat nachos from a tray This is why I stay and play Upon the computer, there's no other way To circumvent my shades of grey And so to you I do say Why would you have it another way? |
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| Feyd | Feb 9 2008, 02:48 PM Post #13 |
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I am the Novice I came in late but I show promise (take my bait) |
| 5 is still more than 4 if anyone is counting... oh, and I'm awesome... | |
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| Nodea | Feb 10 2008, 06:47 PM Post #14 |
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this battle has slown and thus far has shown that I will pwn maybe even prown I may be a poor speller but at this I am steller this match has fallen to the cellar where many watch Sara Michelle Gellar although it is sad and I say it is bad that this battle has been had charge into battle iron clad free verse still sucks Ian is out of luck as he will be taken by the truck labeled ambulance 'cuz he has been struck and cut to the bone as he was thrown by words unknown he must now be sown many others will follow maybe even tomorrow it may be hard to swallow some may even wallow in their self pity in front of the comity of these peers of poetry the winner shall be ME (wow... that was longer than i thought it would be...) |
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| XXX_NightWing | Feb 10 2008, 10:59 PM Post #15 |
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King of Coincidence
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An impressive display, I must say. But though you have shown, That your verse does own, In terms of length, perhaps. In other areas, mayhaps, You may yet meet your match. I don't claim to be clever, I don't even endeavor, To mislead others in such a way; For if I did, I would surely drive them all away. It's surprising enough, that they all stay; They put up with my crap anyway. Some even go so far as to claim, That my attempts are good, and not just lame. So why don't we put up our dukes and see, Just who wins this battle of poetry. |
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