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Poetry Battle (ITS BACK)
Topic Started: Jan 28 2008, 07:54 PM (201 Views)
Nodea
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Divinity
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The battle now begins
does it ever end?
it silenced the winds
to start the trend

use any form
even haiku
don't feel torn
just be true

make this battle interesting
Insult IanPalmer
think before posting
you could be a fallen fighter
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Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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Free verse is bullshit
Whoever thought it up
Should be shot in the face.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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You are a hypocrite
It's easy to see
You dive right on into it
Even as you decree
That you oppose it
That form of poetry
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Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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A hypocrite is I
I can't think things on the fly
But your ass is grass
Your time is pass
Hope this doesn't make you cry.

(HA! LIMERICK! BEAT THAT!)
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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this does not pertain
to the current train
of thought
but might you have caught
the final plan of your book(s)
that you have took
the liberty to start
and have yet to finish the art
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King Toast II
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Time to go Anglo-Saxon on your asses...

Battle beckons before us, wielding words as weapons.
My victory will come to me as I vanquish vile villains
Who watch too much anime and pointlessly post poetry.
The spammers will fall before me
As my quality quashes their quantity, and alliterative verse prevails.
Quit staring at my sig.
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Sigmund Freud
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I shall cut you down to size
You are all equally weak in my eyes
My blades shall feast on your blood
The crimson liquid shall become a flood
I shall welcome it with open arms
While all others shall raise alarms
My blades and craving for violence will be fed
Under my boot shall I crush your head
Hopefully you are prepared
Or you only be shaken scared?
Your lack of honour stains your crest
So now I shall lay you to permanent rest
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Ian Palmer
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Pants.

They're warm.

And this really has nothing to do with the topic.

Free verse still sucks ass.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Behold the administrator
Abusing his splendor
Violating the topic
In ways far from microscopic

Someday I wish I could be
A better person than is me
For perhaps then I could contend
For the splendid prize waiting in the end

I've written this verse and I must say
The requests of close friends I must obey
I shall cease and desist this pathetic play
For only then can I keep this at bay

[ What does this have to do with any specific members? Ya got me. ]
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Nodea
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Sigmund is a little bit gory
Ian is a little bit random
but it is I who shall taste glory
don't throw a tantrum

I admit NightWing has skill
and free verse does suck
but be it my will
he will need much luck

in order to resist
i shall treat ya
behold the twist
I bribe you with pizza
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Sigmund Freud
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Fuck you
Fuck you all I say
you're all blue
and sit around all day
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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XXX_NightWing
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Darn right I say
I sit around all day
Wouldn't have it any other way
Because to my dismay
I can't do much else anyway
I eat nachos from a tray
This is why I stay and play
Upon the computer, there's no other way
To circumvent my shades of grey
And so to you I do say
Why would you have it another way?
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Feyd
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I am the Novice
I came in late
but I show promise
(take my bait)
5 is still more than 4 if anyone is counting... oh, and I'm awesome...
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Nodea
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this battle has slown
and thus far has shown
that I will pwn
maybe even prown
I may be a poor speller
but at this I am steller
this match has fallen to the cellar
where many watch Sara Michelle Gellar
although it is sad
and I say it is bad
that this battle has been had
charge into battle iron clad
free verse still sucks
Ian is out of luck
as he will be taken by the truck
labeled ambulance 'cuz he has been struck
and cut to the bone
as he was thrown
by words unknown
he must now be sown
many others will follow
maybe even tomorrow
it may be hard to swallow
some may even wallow
in their self pity
in front of the comity
of these peers of poetry
the winner shall be ME

(wow... that was longer than i thought it would be...)
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XXX_NightWing
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An impressive display,
I must say.
But though you have shown,
That your verse does own,
In terms of length, perhaps.
In other areas, mayhaps,
You may yet meet your match.

I don't claim to be clever,
I don't even endeavor,
To mislead others in such a way;
For if I did, I would surely drive them all away.
It's surprising enough, that they all stay;
They put up with my crap anyway.
Some even go so far as to claim,
That my attempts are good, and not just lame.
So why don't we put up our dukes and see,
Just who wins this battle of poetry.
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