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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 05:00 AM Post #1 |
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King of Coincidence
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Instead of explaining the rules, I'll demonstrate. Quote: Topicmasteh32: I wish I had a million dollars Quote:CaPsLoCk: Granted but the value of a dollar has been lowered and therefore the amount of money you have is the equivalent of what 1.00$ used to be. I wish I had a license to kill Quote:wtfman: Granted, but everyone but you is now invincible. I wish I could drink as much beer as I want and never get drunk. And so on. Let's begin! I wish it wouldn't rain as often |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 29 2008, 12:06 PM Post #2 |
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Laztality!
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In fact, it stops raining altogether and causes a drought. I wish I knew what to wish for. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Nodea | Jan 29 2008, 03:09 PM Post #3 |
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Divinity
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For brawl to be released, but now you wasted your wish I wish life was like an anime |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 03:44 PM Post #4 |
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King of Coincidence
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Granted, you're not the main character, you die. I wish I had no homework |
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| Sigmund Freud | Jan 29 2008, 03:53 PM Post #5 |
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Puppet
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Granted, but you fail all your classes, drop ou of school, become a prostetute and then get beaten to death by your pimp. I wish I was Death |
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Baka ni kusari wa nai... Translation: There is no cure for fools. | |
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| skyfinderfaller | Jan 29 2008, 06:08 PM Post #6 |
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Puppet
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granted you cant hear anyone I wish to have a house |
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| Nodea | Jan 29 2008, 08:20 PM Post #7 |
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Divinity
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Granted but, it is a dog house I wish i had a new television |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 09:42 PM Post #8 |
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King of Coincidence
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Granted, you try to play games on it, but there's a horrendous visual lag. And all of the other tv's in your house broke. I wish I didn't have to go to sleep. |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 29 2008, 10:02 PM Post #9 |
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Laztality!
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Granted, but during the time you'd normally sleep, you instead go into a coma that is impossible to get out of until 1:37PM each day. I wish the world wouldn't end... |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 10:07 PM Post #10 |
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King of Coincidence
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Granted, your life ends in repentance. I wish my mind weren't so effed up |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 29 2008, 10:13 PM Post #11 |
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Laztality!
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Granted, but your body becomes effed up instead. I wish I was a master swordsman. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 10:16 PM Post #12 |
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King of Coincidence
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Granted, but the closest thing to a sword you can get your hands on is a pool noodle xD I wish I knew what I intended to do for a career. |
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| Nodea | Jan 30 2008, 03:47 PM Post #13 |
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Divinity
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Granted, but now you have to go to school for 20 years to do it I wish I had more pizza.... |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 30 2008, 04:33 PM Post #14 |
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King of Coincidence
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Granted, it's the pizza you just ate, you vomited. I wish I had cake. |
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| Nodea | Jan 30 2008, 06:19 PM Post #15 |
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Divinity
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granted, but its a bomb and blows up on your face I wish I had more wishes.... |
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