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Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:00 AM (480 Views)
XXX_NightWing
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Instead of explaining the rules, I'll demonstrate.

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I wish I had a million dollars




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Granted but the value of a dollar has been lowered and therefore the amount of money you have is the equivalent of what 1.00$ used to be.

I wish I had a license to kill




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Granted, but everyone but you is now invincible.

I wish I could drink as much beer as I want and never get drunk.




And so on. Let's begin!

I wish it wouldn't rain as often
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Ian Palmer
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In fact, it stops raining altogether and causes a drought.


I wish I knew what to wish for.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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For brawl to be released, but now you wasted your wish

I wish life was like an anime
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, you're not the main character, you die.

I wish I had no homework
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Sigmund Freud
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Granted, but you fail all your classes, drop ou of school, become a prostetute and then get beaten to death by your pimp.

I wish I was Death
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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skyfinderfaller
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granted you cant hear anyone

I wish to have a house
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Nodea
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Granted but, it is a dog house

I wish i had a new television
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, you try to play games on it, but there's a horrendous visual lag. And all of the other tv's in your house broke.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep.
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but during the time you'd normally sleep, you instead go into a coma that is impossible to get out of until 1:37PM each day.

I wish the world wouldn't end...
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, your life ends in repentance.

I wish my mind weren't so effed up
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but your body becomes effed up instead.

I wish I was a master swordsman.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but the closest thing to a sword you can get your hands on is a pool noodle xD

I wish I knew what I intended to do for a career.
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Nodea
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Granted, but now you have to go to school for 20 years to do it


I wish I had more pizza....
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, it's the pizza you just ate, you vomited.

I wish I had cake.
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Nodea
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granted, but its a bomb and blows up on your face


I wish I had more wishes....
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