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Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:00 AM (486 Views)
XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but then you lose everything you should have had confidence for in the first place, making your confidence empty

I wish I could walk through walls
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but you can now no longer walk on the floor. You fall through the earth and die in a fire.

I wish I was the most charismatic person alive.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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Granted, but everyone else looses their charisma,and you are now only slightly charismatic

I wish Ian came up with better wishes
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but they then become impossible to corrupt.

I wish that I could instantly learn to speak, understand and read Japanese.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but then no one else does, as the Japanese culture was wiped from the face of the planet, including anime, manga, and many video games. Including brawl. Mwahahahaha!

I wish my little brother would grow up
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Ian Palmer
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Granted...but now he's still annoying...and RICH!


I wish that I could cast Magic.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but it backfires and you die.

I wish I could teleport successfully without repercussions
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but you can't control when you teleport or where, and your powers teleport you over a cliff. (you still teleported without anything happening)

I wish that Zelda games had a harder difficulty.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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DUDE! Granted. That's it, no corruption.

I wish that applied to Twilight Princess.
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Ian Palmer
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No corruption because sure as hell I'd beat it no time flat.

Granted! Except all monsters and hazards can one hit Link and Link only does 1/19 the amount of damage he normally does...(wow that sounds like fun!)

I wish I wish I was a fish. (a giant killer mutant one that is.)
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Sigmund Freud
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Granted! But you can't find the fish

I wish that it wasn't always so damn hot
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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skyfinderfaller
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Granted. Tempature is now absolute Zero all the time.
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Nodea
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NOT GRANTED, cuz you didn't wish

I wish... life was more interesting
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, it's more interesting, but you aren't in it.

I wish I wasn't as good at video games as I am.
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Ian Palmer
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Granted. Now you suck HORRRIBLY at everything you play.

I wish I could get away with anything.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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