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Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:00 AM (483 Views)
Sigmund Freud
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Granted, but you can only pesuade them to punch you in the face.

I wish for all of France to die from contagous toe stubbing.
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Nodea
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Granted, but for each toe stubbed 2 more french are spawned

I wish i would stop hearing the voices.....
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but now everyone else hears them and they all hate you!

I wish I could tap dance!
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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Granted, but you can't stop and you die from exhaustion

I wish i was paid to test new video games
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but the ones you test are so bad that you die.

I wish my friends would stop having such miserable luck
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but now everyone but you has fricking awesome luck and your luck sucks donkey spherical objects.


I wish I was a math genius.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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Granted, but in return you loose all artistic ability and your book becomes suck

I wish I was a ninja (and yes, i know i didn't use the emote when i could have)
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but you are killed by a better ninja. ha. xD

I wish I had a reliable source of income
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Nodea
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Granted but it only pays a penny for every week

I wish all the girls I'm interested in weren't already dating someone else
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skyfinderfaller
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gr*nt*d b*t th*y *ll h*t* y**

* w*sh m*r* p**pl* w**ld tr* th*s

(bl*m* n*ght f*r* h*s p*st)

[ I'm SORRY, it was a JOKE >_< ]
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Nodea
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TRANSLATION OF LAST POST

Granted but they all hate you

I wish more people would try this

(blame night for this post)

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Granted, but then everyone stops posting because it is annoying

I wish that there were less things that irritate me
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted, but then everyone starts doing those things.

I wish skyfinder didn't take my joke so seriously.
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Ian Palmer
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Granted. But then I DO!


I wish Murphy's Law would stop picking on me.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Granted... it then picks on the town you live in as a whole.

I wish I had the ability to actually grant some of these wishes, of my choosing
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but they all get corrupted like they already were as well!


I wish I had t3h fire.

:D
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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