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Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:00 AM (481 Views)
Sigmund Freud
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Granted, but you are engulfed in the flame and die an excrutiating death the take four days.

I wish that I knew Jew- Jitsu
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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Granted, but then another Jew out Jew-jitsu's you and kills you painfully.


I wish I could summon any kind of fresh food I wanted at any time at will.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Sigmund Freud
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Granted, but all food immediately turns to sand

I wish for a pet ninja
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but ninjas make piss poor pets and you get killed in seconds.


I wish that I was already in my Intelligence Specialist job.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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Granted, but then they give you a 1 year mandatory unpaid vacation

I wish life was more interesting.
[size=7]Sorry, not paying attention to unimportant people[/size]

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Ian Palmer
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Granted, but it's only interesting for everyone but you.


I wish I had a team of loyal skilled gamers at my command.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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