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I Win; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:01 AM (423 Views)
XXX_NightWing
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It's a really ridiculous game but I quite like it so I thought that I'd bring it to this Forum.
It goes a bit like this:
Kiou: I'm kioushan, I win because I annoy youse to death
Person1: I'm charby, I win because I kill you with my awesomeness.
Person2: I'm a silver bullet, I win because I got shot into you.
And so on.

If you didn't understand the demonstration, the game is basically you naming something that you think is better than the one above you and the reason why.

Rules:
1. Please no gods! If you were god, you automatically win. Until the atheists come... but still, NO GODS!
More rules will be added once I think of them.

Starting sentence:
I am Gir. I win because I'm just that random.
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Ian Palmer
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I am Ian Palmer. I win because I'm the admin of this forum and tyrant.

:D
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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I am Clank. I win because i have more weapons than you.
[size=7]Sorry, not paying attention to unimportant people[/size]

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XXX_NightWing
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I am Ratchet. Without me, Clank would be screwed. I win.
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Sigmund Freud
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I am Sigmund Freud, I pschoanalyze you so that you go insane and jump out a window and plumet to your death.
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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skyfinderfaller
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I am death I win because you will come to me sooner or later
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Nodea
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I am XXX_NightWing's lil bro, I have no soul so you'll never see me, i win.
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XXX_NightWing
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I am a decent person. I win because I'm not going to get murdered for being so effing irritating.

[Dude... Nodea... that's like an epic win... friggin' brilliant]
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Ian Palmer
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I am a total asshole. I win because I'll kill you for no reason what-so-ever.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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I am the government. I win because I put people like you away.
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Ian Palmer
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I am a conspiracy theorist. I win because I know all about your little plots and how to undermine them.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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I am the riot squad. I kill you, I win.
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Nodea
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I am a nuke, i win because i go boom
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XXX_NightWing
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I am the people across the world, I win because you don't affect me.
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Nodea
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I am food and water, I win because you depend on me to survive
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