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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 05:02 AM Post #1 |
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King of Coincidence
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Escaping Death « Thread Started on Apr 29, 2006, 4:47am » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this game, one player will say the way the next player is going to die and the next player will have to try and avoid it. Then another player will try and kill the player after him and so on. Here's an example: ---- Bob: I shoot you with a gun. Billey: I grab a person standing beside me and use him as a human shield. Joe: Your human shield decides to grab you and use you as the shield. Bob: I run away. Joe: You encounter the grim reaper Billey: I bride him with three tenners (ten dollar bills) ---- And so on. Also you can only go once someone has posted AFTER your previous post (what an obvious rule!). Starting sentece: You are bitten by an extremely poisonous snake. |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 29 2008, 12:07 PM Post #2 |
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Laztality!
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However, a trained and certified doctor is right beside me and he slips me the antidote in time. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Nodea | Jan 29 2008, 03:06 PM Post #3 |
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Except that i switched the antidote with a bottle labeled "placebo" |
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| Sigmund Freud | Jan 29 2008, 04:04 PM Post #4 |
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Puppet
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So I shoot you in the face. |
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Baka ni kusari wa nai... Translation: There is no cure for fools. | |
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| skyfinderfaller | Jan 29 2008, 06:03 PM Post #5 |
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Puppet
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A random guy jumps in the way of the bullet |
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| Nodea | Jan 29 2008, 08:23 PM Post #6 |
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Divinity
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because i grabbed Ian and threw him for my shield, therefor blocking the second shot |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 09:43 PM Post #7 |
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King of Coincidence
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But then someone stabbed you in the back |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 29 2008, 09:50 PM Post #8 |
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Laztality!
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But the knife was shoddly made so it broke harmlessly |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 29 2008, 09:58 PM Post #9 |
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King of Coincidence
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but the broken piece lodged in your thigh |
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| Nodea | Jan 30 2008, 03:57 PM Post #10 |
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but i lost my real thigh in some freak accident involving a walnut, a bible, and a horse with an earring so there is no pain when the peice sticks into the stainless steel. |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 30 2008, 04:35 PM Post #11 |
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King of Coincidence
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But then the extremely poisonous snake bites you |
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| Nodea | Jan 30 2008, 06:15 PM Post #12 |
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Divinity
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i quickly cut the snakes head off with the retractable sword from my metal leg...and make an antidote using its poison, and then take the antidote |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 30 2008, 06:27 PM Post #13 |
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King of Coincidence
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But I snatch the antidote away and give it to the original victim instead |
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| Nodea | Jan 30 2008, 06:28 PM Post #14 |
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thats ok, i made 3 bottles, i'll just use the second |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 30 2008, 06:52 PM Post #15 |
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King of Coincidence
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But that antivenom is very valuable, and some greedy punk shoots you and steals it |
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