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Escaping Death; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:02 AM (410 Views)
XXX_NightWing
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Escaping Death
« Thread Started on Apr 29, 2006, 4:47am »

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In this game, one player will say the way the next player is going to die and the next player will have to try and avoid it. Then another player will try and kill the player after him and so on. Here's an example:
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Bob: I shoot you with a gun.
Billey: I grab a person standing beside me and use him as a human shield.
Joe: Your human shield decides to grab you and use you as the shield.
Bob: I run away.
Joe: You encounter the grim reaper
Billey: I bride him with three tenners (ten dollar bills)
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And so on. Also you can only go once someone has posted AFTER your previous post (what an obvious rule!).

Starting sentece:
You are bitten by an extremely poisonous snake.
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Ian Palmer
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However, a trained and certified doctor is right beside me and he slips me the antidote in time.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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Except that i switched the antidote with a bottle labeled "placebo"
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So I shoot you in the face.
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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skyfinderfaller
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A random guy jumps in the way of the bullet
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Nodea
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because i grabbed Ian and threw him for my shield, therefor blocking the second shot
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XXX_NightWing
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But then someone stabbed you in the back
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Ian Palmer
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But the knife was shoddly made so it broke harmlessly
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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but the broken piece lodged in your thigh
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Nodea
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but i lost my real thigh in some freak accident involving a walnut, a bible, and a horse with an earring so there is no pain when the peice sticks into the stainless steel.
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XXX_NightWing
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But then the extremely poisonous snake bites you
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Nodea
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i quickly cut the snakes head off with the retractable sword from my metal leg...and make an antidote using its poison, and then take the antidote
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XXX_NightWing
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But I snatch the antidote away and give it to the original victim instead
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Nodea
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thats ok, i made 3 bottles, i'll just use the second
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But that antivenom is very valuable, and some greedy punk shoots you and steals it
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