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Escaping Death; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:02 AM (416 Views)
Nodea
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I use Ian as a shield yet agian and quickly drink the entire third glass that wasn't stolen and throw the vial at some cat i saw looking at me
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XXX_NightWing
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But this was no ordinary cat, it was a cat-demon. You're now under attack.
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Nodea
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i threw a fish on Nightwing's head now the cat-demon is after him...

(it was either that or inuyasha coming to kill it....)
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XXX_NightWing
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But I had someone dump fish on your head, so it's far more interested in you
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Nodea
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until the fish-like monster jumped out of the sewer and started running from the cat-demon
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XXX_NightWing
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And trampled over you, crushing several bones
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Nodea
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but they are only my toes that the cat monster jumped off of heading towards your face
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XXX_NightWing
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But then I vanish from the area, and it goes after you again
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Nodea
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but a building randomly falls over crushing the cat demon and you... cuz you... came back...
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But it just so happens that there's a hole in the building where it would be crushing me, so I'm fine.
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Ian Palmer
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However there is a rabid rabbit in the building that surivived the fall and now it wants to eat your face off.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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But then it sporadically turns into a normal rabbit due to waste escaping from the building, which I have cleverly run away from
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Nodea
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the waste then mingles with the blood of the cat demon making him mutate into some giant... cat... thing... with... a fish for claws.. its about to step on you
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XXX_NightWing
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My eyes open wide as I drop into a hole that mysteriously appeared beneath me
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Sigmund Freud
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But the hole is filled with punji-spikes and c-4
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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