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Escaping Death; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:02 AM (415 Views)
XXX_NightWing
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But before that kills me, I'm transported to a grassland
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Nodea
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but your teleported into a tree
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XXX_NightWing
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And then you fall under attack from an alien race. Halfway across the world from me.
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Ian Palmer
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But the aliens quickly realize that their enemy is not him and decide instead to give him some interstellar pizza.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
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However, interstellar pizza eats people.
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Ian Palmer
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Luckily though, this is a DEAD interstellar pizza, and therefore safe to eat.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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but the foreign food makes you break out into a lethal rash
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Ian Palmer
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Luckily though, the rash is easily cured by rolling around on the ground.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Trouble is, this ground is covered in poison ivy...
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Ian Palmer
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DEAD poision ivy that had been killed year before in a large frost.
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XXX_NightWing
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That had been decomposing all this time, rotting into a strange caustic substance that now coats your body...
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Ian Palmer
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However it is only caustic to paper, which you are NOT made out of.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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but when mixed water it starts a chemical reaction that produces Hydrochloric acid and oxygen, it starts to rain
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Ian Palmer
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For of all of a millisecond, in which you are able to roll off the caustic substance and get away.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
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Nodea
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but while escaping you step into a pit of quicksand
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