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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 31 2008, 08:48 PM Post #31 |
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King of Coincidence
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But before that kills me, I'm transported to a grassland |
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| Nodea | Jan 31 2008, 09:30 PM Post #32 |
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Divinity
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but your teleported into a tree |
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| XXX_NightWing | Jan 31 2008, 09:32 PM Post #33 |
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King of Coincidence
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And then you fall under attack from an alien race. Halfway across the world from me. |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 31 2008, 09:36 PM Post #34 |
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Laztality!
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But the aliens quickly realize that their enemy is not him and decide instead to give him some interstellar pizza. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Sigmund Freud | Feb 1 2008, 01:23 PM Post #35 |
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Puppet
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However, interstellar pizza eats people. |
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Baka ni kusari wa nai... Translation: There is no cure for fools. | |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 2 2008, 07:00 PM Post #36 |
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Laztality!
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Luckily though, this is a DEAD interstellar pizza, and therefore safe to eat. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Nodea | Feb 2 2008, 07:14 PM Post #37 |
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but the foreign food makes you break out into a lethal rash |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 7 2008, 12:00 AM Post #38 |
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Laztality!
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Luckily though, the rash is easily cured by rolling around on the ground. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Feb 7 2008, 11:02 PM Post #39 |
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King of Coincidence
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Trouble is, this ground is covered in poison ivy... |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 7 2008, 11:03 PM Post #40 |
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Laztality!
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DEAD poision ivy that had been killed year before in a large frost. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Feb 7 2008, 11:04 PM Post #41 |
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King of Coincidence
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That had been decomposing all this time, rotting into a strange caustic substance that now coats your body... |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 8 2008, 11:08 AM Post #42 |
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Laztality!
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However it is only caustic to paper, which you are NOT made out of. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Nodea | Feb 8 2008, 05:30 PM Post #43 |
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Divinity
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but when mixed water it starts a chemical reaction that produces Hydrochloric acid and oxygen, it starts to rain |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 11 2008, 06:55 PM Post #44 |
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Laztality!
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For of all of a millisecond, in which you are able to roll off the caustic substance and get away. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Nodea | Feb 11 2008, 07:06 PM Post #45 |
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but while escaping you step into a pit of quicksand |
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