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Escaping Death; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:02 AM (414 Views)
Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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But it' is only as wide as your foot and only in deep up to your ankle, so you easily escape.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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King of Coincidence
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But once you do, there's a wall of plasma turrets aimed at your face to deal with
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Sigmund Freud
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But suddenly Master Chief appears as a zombie with 343 Guilty Spark and teleports me to safety leaving the chief to sacrifice himself.
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Nodea
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Divinity
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but you are teleported over the giant pit of spikes that can be seen in the game Mortal Combat
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skyfinderfaller
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Just then scorpion saves my life
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Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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however, scorpion only wants to save you to eat your heart out. Literally.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Sigmund Freud
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But then I bribe Scorpion with the heart of Jonh Ashcroft (he blaims all violence on video games)
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Nodea
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however before you are let go sub-zero freezes both of you
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Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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But it's a ridiculously thin sheet of ice and you easily break out of it.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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but when you do you are somehow falling into an active valcano
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XXX_NightWing
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That had only recentlly become dormant.
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Ian Palmer
Laztality!
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And home to a tribe of canabalistic mutants.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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XXX_NightWing
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Who decide that since you fell from the sky, you must be a god.
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Nodea
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and to obtain the powers of god they must devour your flesh
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XXX_NightWing
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But then I convince them otherwise
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